Prepare for another edition of randomness!
61. Turning off Footloose while it's playing will earn you terrible scratches from Simon and Jeanette.
Me: It's one of their favorite songs.
Jeanette: *wearing a kilt* Oh, Milo. C'mon, c'mon, let's go!
Milo: Vhere are ve going?
Sabrina: *lè facepalm*
62. Always introduce a new chipmunk at the beginning of the chapter.
Me: Heh, heh, oops...This is Milo, everybody!
Milo: Bonjour!
Jeanette: *still wearing a kilt, and now bunny slippers* Welcome, young panowan!
Simon: Jeanette? I thought I cured you!
Jeanette: Oh, I am cured. Going crazy made me realize just how fun it is to be random!
Simon: *facepalm*
63. Watching Simon and Jeanette eat Alphabet Soup is really entertaining.
Me: They try so hard to eat the letters in alphabetical order! XD
64. If Alvin tries to bribe you, reject him.
Theodore: He pays with Monopoly money!
65. Monopoly is banned.
Jeanette: *in Army suit, saluting* As stated before, Alvin tries to use the money as if it were real. He's almost been arrested several times for it.
66. McDonalds is banned.
Alvin: Theo kept begging them for pizza...
Theodore: It's McDonalds! Why wouldn't they have pizza?
Eleanor: *facepalm* Oh, Theo...
67. Don't disturb Theodore and Eleanor when they're cooking.
Theodore: We need to concentrate!
Alvin: They must know what they're doing, because their cooking is BEAST!
68. Don't ask Milo about Otis.
Milo: Seriously, who is zis Otis fellow?
Me: It's a movie...
69. Monsters Inc. is banned.
Me: Randal still gives Theo nightmares.
Skylee: He's scary!
Theodore: I am not!
Milo: *lè facepalm*
70. Bomberman games are banned.
Me: Once again, the reason being that Alvin gets terrible ideas...
Alvin: How was I to know bombs destroy houses?
Me: *sarcastically* GEE, I have NO IDEA!
71. Bowling? Forget about it.
Me: Certain chipmunks hide inside the bowling balls, and none of them are strong enough to move a bowling ball, anyway.
72. The Muppets is banned.
Jeanette: Please use proper grammer.
Me: *eyeroll* I was referring to the movie, Jeanette...
Jeanette: Oh...
Me: Basically, Alvin won't quit making fun of them.
Alvin: What idiot doesn't know whether or not they're a Muppet?
Skylee: *lè facepalm*
73. Calling the Bacon Hotline is prohibited.
Me: Whenever someone has a problem, they call it. It's annoying.
Brittany: Alvin started rubbing bacon on me for no apparent reason!
Alvin: That's 'cause he said "The answer to every problem will always be: Rub some bacon on it!" And my problem was you!
Brittany: YOU WANNA GO, SEVILLE?
Alvin: BRING IT, MILLER!
Brittany: *kisses Alvin full on the lips*
Alvin: *dazed* Whaa? *faints*
Brittany: Works every time! *giggles*
74. Never agree to a coin toss with Alvin.
Alvin: Hey, Theo, let's make a deal. *shows coin* Heads, I eat the last donut, tails, you don't eat the last donut.
Theodore: Okay! That sounds fair.
Alvin: *tosses coin* Tails! Sorry, Theo, you don't get the last donut.
Theodore: Aww...
75. Alvin makes for an awful chess piece.
Simon: I was playing chess with Jeanette, and I was missing a pawn. I figured, hey, a chipmunk is about the size of a pawn... Alvin agreed after a little blackmail. When Jeanette captured him with her pawn, he wouldn't get off the chessboard. Instead, he cried -
Alvin: I killed all yo chess pieces, and you both lost!
Jeanette: *wearing a bandana around her head* and proceeded to kick all the pieces off the board.
76. Don't point out the Skylee's and Milo's stripes to them.
Me: Yes! They know their colors are similar!
Milo: Must you tell us...
Skylee: every time ve turn around?
77. No bathing in ice-cream on a hot day.
Me: Seriously, don't. It's weird and awkward.
Theodore: It felt good...
Me: I SAID NO!
Theodore: EEP!
78. When Eleanor grabs something and says "MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUS!" you won't be getting it back anytime soon.
Eleanor: *holding Brittany* MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUS!
Brittany: Ellie! Put me down!
Jeanette: *hair in pigtails* Eleanor, please put Brittany down.
Eleanor: MY PRECIOUS!
Jeanette: *sigh*
79. Don't mention Milo to Skylee's sisters.
Me: They're jealous.
Sabrina: I can't believe zey're still on tour!
Zelda: As neizer can I!
80. No time for losers.
Alvin: Brittany, go away. No time for you!
Brittany: *bats eyes* Aww, please?
Alvin: *nervous* W-well, I, uhh...
Brittany: *nuzzles Alvin's cheek*
Alvin: *deep blush* Aw, Britt, why do you always have to go and ruin my fun?
Brittany: Why do have to go and be so cute?
Alvin: ...Um, I, uh, um, uh, you...
Brittany: *tight embrace* I love you, Alvin...
Alvin: *sigh* Okay, I surrender! I love you too, Britt...
Aww...How'd you guys like it? Review! What are your opinions on Milo? Zè Zapettes? And remember, the most important rule of all, NEVER
Theodore: I like trains.
