Prepare for another edition of randomness!

61. Turning off Footloose while it's playing will earn you terrible scratches from Simon and Jeanette.

Me: It's one of their favorite songs.

Jeanette: *wearing a kilt* Oh, Milo. C'mon, c'mon, let's go!

Milo: Vhere are ve going?

Sabrina: *lè facepalm*

62. Always introduce a new chipmunk at the beginning of the chapter.

Me: Heh, heh, oops...This is Milo, everybody!

Milo: Bonjour!

Jeanette: *still wearing a kilt, and now bunny slippers* Welcome, young panowan!

Simon: Jeanette? I thought I cured you!

Jeanette: Oh, I am cured. Going crazy made me realize just how fun it is to be random!

Simon: *facepalm*

63. Watching Simon and Jeanette eat Alphabet Soup is really entertaining.

Me: They try so hard to eat the letters in alphabetical order! XD

64. If Alvin tries to bribe you, reject him.

Theodore: He pays with Monopoly money!

65. Monopoly is banned.

Jeanette: *in Army suit, saluting* As stated before, Alvin tries to use the money as if it were real. He's almost been arrested several times for it.

66. McDonalds is banned.

Alvin: Theo kept begging them for pizza...

Theodore: It's McDonalds! Why wouldn't they have pizza?

Eleanor: *facepalm* Oh, Theo...

67. Don't disturb Theodore and Eleanor when they're cooking.

Theodore: We need to concentrate!

Alvin: They must know what they're doing, because their cooking is BEAST!

68. Don't ask Milo about Otis.

Milo: Seriously, who is zis Otis fellow?

Me: It's a movie...

69. Monsters Inc. is banned.

Me: Randal still gives Theo nightmares.

Skylee: He's scary!

Theodore: I am not!

Milo: *lè facepalm*

70. Bomberman games are banned.

Me: Once again, the reason being that Alvin gets terrible ideas...

Alvin: How was I to know bombs destroy houses?

Me: *sarcastically* GEE, I have NO IDEA!

71. Bowling? Forget about it.

Me: Certain chipmunks hide inside the bowling balls, and none of them are strong enough to move a bowling ball, anyway.

72. The Muppets is banned.

Jeanette: Please use proper grammer.

Me: *eyeroll* I was referring to the movie, Jeanette...

Jeanette: Oh...

Me: Basically, Alvin won't quit making fun of them.

Alvin: What idiot doesn't know whether or not they're a Muppet?

Skylee: *lè facepalm*

73. Calling the Bacon Hotline is prohibited.

Me: Whenever someone has a problem, they call it. It's annoying.

Brittany: Alvin started rubbing bacon on me for no apparent reason!

Alvin: That's 'cause he said "The answer to every problem will always be: Rub some bacon on it!" And my problem was you!

Brittany: YOU WANNA GO, SEVILLE?

Alvin: BRING IT, MILLER!

Brittany: *kisses Alvin full on the lips*

Alvin: *dazed* Whaa? *faints*

Brittany: Works every time! *giggles*

74. Never agree to a coin toss with Alvin.

Alvin: Hey, Theo, let's make a deal. *shows coin* Heads, I eat the last donut, tails, you don't eat the last donut.

Theodore: Okay! That sounds fair.

Alvin: *tosses coin* Tails! Sorry, Theo, you don't get the last donut.

Theodore: Aww...

75. Alvin makes for an awful chess piece.

Simon: I was playing chess with Jeanette, and I was missing a pawn. I figured, hey, a chipmunk is about the size of a pawn... Alvin agreed after a little blackmail. When Jeanette captured him with her pawn, he wouldn't get off the chessboard. Instead, he cried -

Alvin: I killed all yo chess pieces, and you both lost!

Jeanette: *wearing a bandana around her head* and proceeded to kick all the pieces off the board.

76. Don't point out the Skylee's and Milo's stripes to them.

Me: Yes! They know their colors are similar!

Milo: Must you tell us...

Skylee: every time ve turn around?

77. No bathing in ice-cream on a hot day.

Me: Seriously, don't. It's weird and awkward.

Theodore: It felt good...

Me: I SAID NO!

Theodore: EEP!

78. When Eleanor grabs something and says "MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUS!" you won't be getting it back anytime soon.

Eleanor: *holding Brittany* MY PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUS!

Brittany: Ellie! Put me down!

Jeanette: *hair in pigtails* Eleanor, please put Brittany down.

Eleanor: MY PRECIOUS!

Jeanette: *sigh*

79. Don't mention Milo to Skylee's sisters.

Me: They're jealous.

Sabrina: I can't believe zey're still on tour!

Zelda: As neizer can I!

80. No time for losers.

Alvin: Brittany, go away. No time for you!

Brittany: *bats eyes* Aww, please?

Alvin: *nervous* W-well, I, uhh...

Brittany: *nuzzles Alvin's cheek*

Alvin: *deep blush* Aw, Britt, why do you always have to go and ruin my fun?

Brittany: Why do have to go and be so cute?

Alvin: ...Um, I, uh, um, uh, you...

Brittany: *tight embrace* I love you, Alvin...

Alvin: *sigh* Okay, I surrender! I love you too, Britt...

Aww...How'd you guys like it? Review! What are your opinions on Milo? Zè Zapettes? And remember, the most important rule of all, NEVER

Theodore: I like trains.