chapter 4: baby sitter.
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Okay, first I wanna thank: Ultima-owner, Yosh (glad you found another one of my stories), Ichigos future wife, and Stebbins -Stella- for reviewing my stories! Here it is!
The few months were over and they all gathered to play truth or dare... in the fourth division. Unohana apparently wanted them to play there so she could be there immediately. Gin grinned all of the old player were back... except the 2 Kuchikis (Byakuya and Rukia)
Gin:alright, it will start off with Izuru this time!
Kira: thank you captain...Ichigo, truth or dare? (no matter how they get injured, they always come back)
Ichigo: dare... please be merciful (he remembers last time)
Kira: *nods* okay, I will do this on behalf of captain. I dare you to wear a strawberry suit/costume.
Ichigo: evil *puts on a strawberry suit* grrr.
Gin: yessss! I love ya Izuru! *glomps Kira*
Kira: no problem...
Ichigo: Shunsui, truth or dare?
Shunsui: truth.
Ichigo: why do you keep playing truth or dare, even though it might shorten our life spans?
Shunsui:... I don't know, I guess because it's so random at times. And I kinda like putting my life on the line :)
Ichigo:... wow
Shunsui: Hisagi! Truth or dare?
Hisagi: dare.
Shunsui: I dare you to go to Unohana and ask her how babies are made. Do you know how?
Hisagi:... no... I'll go ask her. *leaves*
20 minutes later. Hisagi comes back.
Hisagi:... I just loss ΒΌ of my innocence... I hate you. Kira, truth or dare?
Kira: dare.
Hisagi: I dare you to go to Kenpachi's squad and call him a coward.
Kira:... okay ban kai. *goes into ban kai form and leaves*
Kenpachi comes crashing into the 4th squad 30 minuets later.
Kira: Aizen! Truth or dare? *still fighting Kenpachi*
Aizen: truth.
Kira: are you gay? *ducks as Kenpachi's sword almost make contact with his face.*
Aizen:... yes/no... sometimes.
Aizen: Tousen truth or dare?
Tousen: Dare.
Aizen: I dare you to go and knock Kenpachi unconscious.
Tousen: okay *hits Kenpachi's head with a pan*
Kira: thank you.
Tousen: your welcome. Rangiku, truth or dare?
Rangiku:DARE!
Tousen: I dare you to do 50 sheets of paper work.
Rangiku:... WHY? okay... captain give me the sheets.
Toushiro: here...Rangiku. *hands over 50 sheets of paper work*
Rangiku: he called me by my first name... *finishes paperwork in less then 1 minute.* done.
Toushiro: why are you so good at paperwork?
Rangiku: why do you think I hate paper work?
-10-
Rangiku: Toushiro, truth or dare?
Toushiro: dare.
Rangiku: I dare you to admit that you're short!
Toushiro:... I'm short... Renji, truth or dare?
Renji: DARE!
Toushiro: *whispers into Renji's ear*
Renji: *grins* FOOD FIGHT!
Toushiro: *slips away*
Everyone: I wonder who will get injured this time... wait. OMG!
Gin: Mwahaha!
Teams: Kira, Aizen, Tousen and Gin. Team 2: Shunsui, Hisagi, and Rangiku. Team 3: Ichigo and Renji.
" I'm GONNA PWN YOU ALL!" yelled Ichigo and Renji. They had so much food with them, that they had to drop something in order to pick up something. Gin smiled "hehe not for long. Aizen! Izuru! Is the cannon ready yet?"he asked. "almost!" Aizen and Kira shouted in unison.
Gin nodded "Tousen! Is the ammo ready?" he yelled. Tousen nodded "of course" he replied. Gin grinned evilly. When Kira and Aizen were ready, they stood back and were fairly impressed " I'm impressed Gin, how do you know how to make a cannon with: a few tables, chairs, branches, trash bags and duct tape?" Aizen asked, clearly thinking it was not possible. Gin grinned " well, I wanted a way to throw pies all the way across Seretei so..." and that explained it all, and solved the mystery of the falling pies.
Gin: alright! Let's do this!
Kira, Aizen, and Tousen: YEAH!
They dominated the field.
Ichigo: WTF DID THEY GET A CANNON? *get's hit by a water melon* (but he is still wearing the strawberry suit)
Renji: Ichigo!
Ichigo: *out cold*
Renji: this is not a regular food fight! This is wa- *get's hit by a cantaloupe, then faints*
Rangiku mysteriously dissapears (in the tenth division with Toushiro).
Hisagi: this is bad we're gonna really get in- *is that a packet of PUDDING?*
Hisagi is out cold... and Shunsui...currently is unconscious... due to getting hit in the head 5 times with a packet of pudding... and is bleeding in the head. Gin's team won
Gin:YESSSsss... oh no, *sighs* come on, let's go and get Unohana.
Kira: okay,
Aizen: why not?
Tousen: sure.
A week of truth or dare was banished... and Unohana was officially pissed, she had a little talk about responsibility to Gin... and when, and when not to use a canon.
well? Did you like it? I hope you did! Well, I'm still taking ideas!
Yours truly,
cool guy 33 :)
