A wonderful day was coming for the residents of Quahog and especially for the woman named Lois, who was usually wake up and go take a walk in the morning but something wasn't in her plans, he suddenly hear a nagging music coming from below and that it hears all over the house
"What the hell?"
Disturbed, the woman, after getting up, went downstairs to check the situation and she found here Salvatore and Chris who were listening to a rather repetitive and dynamic song come from the stereo
The woman, irritated by the noise, shouted
"What is this outroar?!"
No one answered, Lois then tried to shout more loud as she approached them
"Hey, just turn off immediately before Peter wakes up and..." but he had already woken up and he started dancing together with the two boys making the woman wife get angry
"That's enough!"
Quickly, she turned off the stereo and all suddenly slumped to the ground as if they had turned off
She, perplexed, turned on again the stereo and they came back to life and began to dance as before
"It's cool, isn't it?" Peter said with his happy face dancing the PeterDance along with the other males
Passed an hour, the famous father was as usual watching television with his family, and was making the Channel 5, Quahog's famous newscast
"A good morning from Channel 5, I'm Tom Tucker" talked a man with brown hair and very recognizable mustache, and beside him was a blond woman with a pretty good voice who also introduced herself
"And I'm Joyce Kinney"
"Today's news, a bad accident hit the Toys Factory Srl and there were no survivors, bad, poor underpaid men..."
"On screen, the our new reporter Stacie, Stacie, how is the mood there?" on the screen was framed a young girl with long blond hair and glasses who said embarrassed
"Welp, I..." but unfortunately she didn't finish answering because she was hit hard by a fool with a still-packed toy losing her senses
"Death to toys!" he then shouted and destroyed the box and the toy inside throwing it to the ground and trampling it
"What a bore!" Peter exclaimed bored and immediately changed the channel. Now on TV he was making a movie about a guy trying to play American football without the sight, but he always slammed the head everywhere
It was cool, until knocked on the door and Peter got up lazily and opened it
"Hey, hi guys!"
They were Joe, Cleveland, and Quagmire, his trusty and close friends, and they had in their hands packed gift packs
"Hi Peter, Brian is at home?" asked the disabled friendly
"Uhm..."
Nervous, Peter came out of the house and shut the door behind him to avoid being seen and said to them quickly
"You're crazy to introduce yourself in this way, I'd like to have a surprise party for him, you know, for the nine years he's still alive"
"Excuse me, it's not better to do it normally, do you remember your son Chris's party?" asked the black Cleveland, making the usual flashback appear
*flashback*
Everyone was inside the house in total darkness to surprise the birthday boy, and as soon as he came through the door they turned on the lights and shouted
"Surprise!" but the boy didn't react very well, he ran from the house screaming out loud and was then hit by a car
"Well, at least he will be happy to know that the cake is mine" Peter said, and he ate the cake in one bite, outraging the others
*end flashback*
"Yeah, but I wish it was an unforgettable day, like that night of passion with that poodle"
*flashback*
"Oh, Paula, you're beautiful!" Brian was cuddling on a bed a poodle with a strange hairstyle
"Yeah my Brian, now if you'll excuse me" she spoke with a male and ran to the bathroom to vomit while Brian was shocked and slowly he was running away from there
*end flashback*
"All right, see you later Peter" and all four went to their homes
As soon as he saw the owner, the family dog spoke first and asked to him
"So, who was at the door?"
Peter tried to invent an excuse, and he answered a bit nervously
"Nothing, hum, he was a Jehovah's Witness"
To hear those words, Salvatore gets mad
"They persecute me here too, you monsters!" and he opened the door and ran to their search.
After the morning passed to laughing, the dog Brian was usually going with Stewie at the park looking for a puppet to flirt
"I feel that this is my lucky day to find love and inspiration..." but he didn't even come down the stairs, he heard a shout from the whole family saying
"Surprise mo*********r!"
"What happened?!" the dog asked surprised and confused
The boss asked him right after
"Don't you remember Brian?"
"Wait a second, who is the celebrated?" asked again as he was scratching his head, but Salvatore also asked the same thing, because he didn't know much about it
"Yeah, why did you make me say surprise?"
"We've already talked to you, dunce, it's Brian's birthday!" Peter shouted, unexpectedly revealing his surprise and immediately closed his mouth
"Oops!"
"It's my birthday, and you didn't tell me this?!" Brian pointed them with a threatening finger and Salvatore laughed to see him
"It must have been a surprise and we had to reveal it at the right time but Peter ruined everything!" Lois said in front of a very sorry Peter, but the little friend of the celebrated remembered something and exclaimed
"Oh no!"
"What happen', Stewie?" he wondered, but Stewie ran upstairs
"And now we say happy birthday to our favorite dog" said Lois to all who approached the dog by singing
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to our Brian..."
"And the cake to Meg!" and after saying it, Peter launched the cake in the face to his daughter, causing a fever blast on everyone.
After a general cleaning meeting, Brian talked a bit touched
"Thank you guys, I don't know what I would do without you"
"We'll have to tell you, we will not know what to do without you, especially me, Peter"
"And now Christmas gifts Brian!" said Chris, shrugging off all and he put himself in the front row to deliver his gift
"Look, I gave you this"
Brian opened the boy's pack and he found an animal risqué magazine
He embarrassed thanked him
"Well, thanks Chris..."
"We did you this gift instead"
Meg and Salvatore, second in a row, handed over their gift and when Brian discarded him, he saw that it was a disc with written on "The Best Music of the Year 2000"
"We bought it at a bargain price" said Salvatore proud
After putting the disc in place, the family dog then saw Peter's gift, which was a muzzle
"What?!"
"You will like it, look..." and quickly put it on the poor dog than, trying to get it off, he slammed on Lois by dropping the gift, which was a set of plates with the inscription "Brian licked here!"
"Noooooo!"
Before he did other damage, Salvatore and Meg removed to him the muzzle, and Brian was able to speak again apologized to the woman
"Sorry Lois... "
The dog then turned to the man, shouting at him furious
"Peter, hell, what you has passed for the mind to give me that thing?!"
"I thought you liked it..." he said sorry, but to the blonde boy had something he can't figure
"One question, where did Stewie go?" he asked to Brian
"I'll check upstairs" and then went to the baby's room, Brian found him searching through his toys and talking with a teddy bear known to all
"Rupert, help me, what can I give to Brian...?" but he was interrupted by the celebrated friend who asked him
"Stewie, what are you doing here?"
"Oh Brian, that's... well..." he tried to think of an excuse but he couldn't
"Come on, the others are there waiting us, I still have to see your gift"
"G-Gift, umm..." he was very nervous and anxious
"Do you feel good?"
Desperate, the child says
"No Brian, I didn't have time, I'm sorry"
"Sorry about what, I don't understand..."
"Look, I'm sorry, I have nothing to give you, I didn't have time to take you a present, sorry"
There was a moment of silence, and suddenly Brian reacted strangely badly shouting
"What the hell Stewie, and after all we've been through together you don't even gave me a gift, what kind of friend you are!" and he went away, leaving the little Stewie sad and disappointed
"Now I know how it feels one who plays to Hungertale"
*start scene*
Here was a guy in front of his computer, which was playing a game that commanded a boy with eyes closed who befriends with monsters and goats, until he found himself face to face with a giant psychopath goat who claimed to be his mother
In the end, unfortunately, he made him kill the goat by the player, and after that the goat vanished like ash, the player spoke to the boy breaking the fourth wall
"Hey you little bastard, how you dare you to make me kill her!"
"Well, she's a psycho..." but he was badly interrupted
"No no no, now close the game and reset, before a necrophiliac plant kills me at the end!"
"I don't think so man, now shut up and do what you say..." but what he did was creepy, the yellow-skinned guy cut his throat and the Game Over screen appears and the game automatically reset
"Oh my god!"
The boy was traumatized to life and several days after he did the same end as the game, but this was just a story, right?
*end scene*
Back from the others, the dog celebrated with a sad look and with very distressed thought, he blew the candles from another cake that there was Peter's face drawn on it and played to stumble upon someone and sip various drinks
It was all fun, but Brian felt sick, as though he had a void inside, only Lois noticed it, and when approached to him, she asked him
"What is it, don't you like the party? We can make it better by getting rid of..."
"It's not this, and there's something in my head, something that doesn't let me sleep. Well, now I'm nine years old, I'm so close to die and I haven't still achieved the goals that I proclaimed" after having said, he lowered his head sadly
"Don't say that, something you did, who wrote the best comedy of the city?" she asked
"It was me"
"Who save the city from an invasion of cats?"
*flashback*
There were cats everywhere in Quahog, even in the head of Stewie and Chris, even in Meg's shirt, and they roaming around the city destroying everything
It was the chaos now, but Brian made them go away using his bark and a maxi-sized ball.
*end flashback*
"It was still me" he said remembering the fact
"Well, you've done great things, and you should now be satisfied, and too bad for my gift, I wanted than you see it"
"It's okay, Lois"
"Why don't you join the group?" asked while was doing a family mini-party with Peter dancing and playing things like drums, and others talking or taking the rhythm
"No thanks, I prefer to rest" he said depressed, so Lois had to leave it there and joined Peter into the dance
Brian soon after walked away and sat down in a corner to think a bit
'What did I do to stay in this family, and what is my ultimate goal...? but there arrived a person who he didn't want to see at that moment...
"Sorry, can I stay with you?" he was the genius friend, but he replied scorbutically
"No, go away!"
"Come on, there's something that disturbs you?"
"You, and now disappear!" and he pushed him out badly
"Hey Brian now stop, I said I was sorry for the gift thing, it's not than you are as that Hollywood's greedy guy you?!"
*start scene*
"All mine is just mine!" a boy quickly said as he took and lifted a whole bright building with a great force but he stumbled and he was brutally crushed, but to tripping him had been a magpie
"You're wrong, this stuff is mine!" and the magpie took the building as if it was nothing.
*end scene*
After a while the dog, still depressed, then said something that touched Stewie standing up
"You know what it is, I don't want to live in this world anymore!"
"But what do you say, don't do the Meg 2.0!" now Stewie was angry...
"I'm not doing anyone, I'm just saying that I prefer to disappear, so I didn't do nothing, and nothing I will!" he said as he went to the kitchen to take something
"Brian, what are you doing, idiot!"
Brian was about to take a knife to commit suicide but the friend boy rushed to take it to him but let him down to the ground fortunately. The dog didn't lose hope and tried to pick up the knife but the kid pulled him out of the reach and took Brian for the collar to shout
"Listen to me, you will also be useless, but you always are my best friend, and to please you, the gift I give you is this..." immediately afterwards, Stewie hugged him and said softly
"I love you, Brian" he was honest, but the dog rejected him and told him seriously
"Oh god, what the hell I do with your, I love you, it doesn't solve what I feel"
Brian looked over at others who had fun and sat down on the floor, talking to the baby
"I don't have a steady job, I don't have a girlfriend, and look, even Meg has a boyfriend. Mostly, I think if I was dead, everyone in this house, no one else will remember me!"
While listening to him, Stewie seemed to understand what he felt and wept in the meantime
"So I prefer to leave this world, and now let me die!" and he held another knife from the kitchen ready to end himself
Stewie had been hurt by those words, and so he said
"If you die, I'll go with you to hell!" he came close to him but he move him and said
"You no, you still have dreams to accomplish, I'm just a dog, and the dogs only serve to serve the owners for the only purpose of doing nothing"
"Don't say stupid Brian, if you're not there, everyone will be lost... rather, I'll be lost without you, you know?"
Meanwhile, at the party in the living room, the blonde Chris along with the family were having fun, but none of them suspected that Brian and Stewie were in the kitchen
"Oh my gosh, let's go with the dance, yeah!" while he was saying, the boy was waving the body back and forth slamming on Salvatore and Lois
"Watch out" the Italian said and then tried to imitate him but he bounced on the fat body of the other and stumbled
"Look Chris, here comes the PeterDance!" but a few seconds later, the family father stumbled on Salvatore's body and crushed him, making he screaming painfully
"Are you all right love?" asked Meg worried, but meanwhile in the kitchen...
"The point is, if you go away, I'll go with you, you decide to die, I'll do it too, but I'll bring Lois with me"
"Don't be like that of the nearby road please..."
*flashback*
In front of the road Brian saw one was planning a Kamikaze attack but after pressing the boss, nothing happened to the guy
"What the ...!" he exclaimed furiously, but in the end he imploded and nothing remains of him.
*end flashback*
Meanwhile, Peter's friends, after leaving their own women at their jobs, were out at the door of his friend's house and were knocking unceasingly but none replied
"What are they do?" asked the confused black, but he felt a strange music that made him say to the big chinned man
"I don't know but I hear party music, maybe a sex party, Giggity"
"Nah, look!" said the disabled man, pointing to the window that looked at a dog who was talking to a child and had a knife in his hand ready to use it, making them worried
"Oh, God, we must immediately stop it!"
"You don't say?" Joe exclaimed and after saying it, he broke the window and walked into the house, but someone in the party noticed the noise
"What was that?" Chris asked intimidated
"Maybe a rat, or Jodie Foster" said Peter while still danced his dance
Meanwhile in the kitchen, the boy with the strange head had heard the noise and asked suspiciously
"Did you hear?"
"Listen to what, I prefer to hear death rather" he answered seriously as he was about to kill himself, but a shout of three known people blocked him
"Stay there Brian!"
When the white dog saw them, he shouted
"Guys, what are you doing here?"
"We came here to see what you were doing and to give you these" and all three gave their gifts to the dog
"Thank you, but I'm not in the right mood..." he replied, putting the gifts on the floor and pointing the knife in his chest
"What happens to you, Brian, because you're so depressed, it's your birthday" the friend's policeman's friend approached, but the dog answered him sour
"Nothing, now go back to your houses, I have to do one thing" and then pointed the knife to the throat
"Stop Brian!" Stewie shouted out to try to get him and everyone tried to get the knife out of his hand but Brian stopped them with every means
"LET ME DIE!" but the knife ran out of his hand and hit the head of Stewie stabbing as a pincushion, which eventually he fell to the ground bleeding, shocking everyone
"Hey you, I hope that that knife is not rusty" said a deep voice and after hears two drumbeats and a plate.
In the end Peter's friends, without being discovered, left the house silently, and Brian tried to medicate Stewie but he was discovered by the family, and the boss of the family broke the silence
"There you are, where you been, hey, who broke the window?"
Lois noticed his poor little son and shouted his name and ran to him to see how he was
Brian, sorry, told to her
"Don't worry, he's okay, he just..." he tried to invent an excuse but he couldn't lie anymore, so he decided to tell them everything
"Listen, I've an announcement to make, first, I wanted to end it by killing me, but now I think there are still things I want to do" he said, while others were thinking to the poor Stewie
"You wanted what?!" Salvatore shouted shocked
"From now on, I would like to be next to you and try to become a good writer, and most importantly, be close to the little Stewie"
"How did you want to kill yourself, but did you get out of head? Or maybe you drank too much I bet..."
"I promise you won't happen again, excuse me"
But Peter noticed something that was on the ground, or three things, and he asked
"Uh look, gifts, are they for us?"
Brian replied lying
"Well, yes"
After opening one of the gifts, Peter saw that was a Catwoman cosplay
"Crap, I haven't received a gift like that since the secretary gave me a strange contraption"
*flashback*
Walking for the brewery, our Peter met one that stopped him and said
"Hey you, would you want this gift box? It's free!"
Peter replied indifferent
"I don't know, whoever you are, the offer tempts me but... yes, I'll take it" and he took it, and after bringing it home, he opened it
"But what will this be?"
Inside the pack there was a black globe with strange red symbols near it
After finding a button and pressing it, strange noises began to get out of there and Lois, hearing that noise, saw with horror that the object wasn't normal and yelled running
"Wait Lois, look what they gave me today"
At the end of the sounds, or ticking, the bomb did nothing, except it sounded very like a burst
"Hehehe, I like it" and threw it in the air hitting someone.
*end flashback*
Lois then opened the second gift and inside there was a book called "The truth in black"
"Thanks Brian!" he said moved
"You're welcome" he said scratching the back of the head as tense
The third gift was taken by Meg but Chris took it off and discarded it; inside was a bone of solid gold
"Uh, and this thing what would be useful to me?"
Nervous, Brian responded
"Well, you can use it as a stick or a bat..."
"Cool, I try it right away!" and he threw it on his sister, who screamed in pain and cried
"Hey!"
"Oh my god, it's very cool, thank you Br..." but Salvatore took the golden bone and hit him so hard to make him faint
In the end, all passed the day to take care of Stewie and at late night, the family, with Peter's friends, began to tell scary stories, Peter was frightened first only for a closet with slimming treatments, and then Cleveland for a monster similar to both Donna's wife and her deceased wife Loretta
The next day, the little Stewie recovered and saw Brian resting near him
"Oh Brian, I'm glad he's still here..."
He suddenly woke up and said surprised
"Stewie, you're finally recovered!"
"Sure, fortunately you didn't do that madness" he said still upset for the day before
"You know, I decided to stay here for you as long as you do eighteen and run away from home, ah, and I'm sorry if I've get mad because of the gift, I didn't mean..." but he was interrupted by Stewie who told him calmly
"Never mind my friend, by the way, where is Rupert?" asked worried about his teddy bear
Brian immediately found it and handed it over
"Thank you Brian"
"Thanks to you, my friend" and they hugged
Meanwhile, after a while, the family was in their usual routine, Peter was in the Clam with his friends, Lois was cooking something in the kitchen drinking wine, Chris was upstairs to do his "affairs" Meg and Salvatore were out walking hand to hand and the friends Brian and Stewie were talking about something near TV
"So, that guy is just crazy!" Brian said as he pointed to the television one man beating a pig with glasses and pimples
"No, it's good, that pig isn't worthy to life!"
"But you can't beat animals, it would be a crime!" he said seriously and outraged
"Well, pig nerd yes instead, and you know what my friend, he looks like a guy that I saw somewhere..."
"It's just a coincidence" but in the TV after the beating, a guy with black glasses and red hair came out of the costume and exclaimed
"Why did I choose this job?!"
Meanwhile, Peter returned just to put familiar music, and was again that repetitive music and dynamic of before and he danced humming disturbing all
"Oh God, stop it!" yelled Stewie, cover his ears, but suddenly something hit the stereo and broke it and Peter was sad
"Ow... "
"Thank you again, Brian" he thanked him, and after a while appeared a picture written "BRIAN GRIFFIN, ALWAYS WITH US!" and play were so many salient scenes dedicated to him; since he try with the girls, since he had been hit and had died, when he was a police dog, since he had many adventures with Stewie traveling anywhere, since he spent his time with Chris and Peter and finally by his praise saving Meg's love from amnesia.
At the end of everything, a big text appeared...
"THE ADVENTURES OF BRIAN NOT FINISH HERE, STAY HERE FOR THIS AND OTHER TO FAMILY GUY"
END
