THE LOVE RACE
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well the reviews are in and the winner is...[dramatic heart beat] aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh you will have to read to find out [i get food thrown at me] okay okay i`am sorry
warning: last chapter contains mild sexual themes[ again] oocness[again] and [new] vomitingness woooooo
you or your girlfriend just had a baby, the doctor hands you your bundle of joy but CHAP 4 of the love race is there instead, you scream in joy and forget your real baby.
s2s is back and sadly i must inform you all that this is the last chapter of the love race awwwww but don't get sad for i shall make tons of sonic the hedgehog stories in the future [ and not silvers future]
silver: wait whats wrong with my future
s2s: oh nothing it's just THERES A HUGE FIRE MONSTER ROAMING AROUND
silver: ok your right it is messed up
s2s: your damn right it is [clears throat] now lets start... shadow get off of the eclipse cannon controls
disclaimer: i do not own sonic the hedgehog nor will i ever T-T disclaimers break you
five seconds later shadow and rouge appeared one millisecond quicker than sonic and amy.
'' ha we should change your name from blue blur to fading blue cause you getting old and slow'' said shadow smirking at the blue speedster, sonic looked completely insulted '' ha you think this could get slow'' said sonic dropping amy to pose.
amy got up with eyes of fire'' drop your big ass ego cause we`er on a date and i will let nothing ruin it okay'' growled amy breathing hard,
sonics ear just fell to the side'' um o-okay'' wimpered sonic. at his replied amy instantly mood swinged'' okay let`s have our dream date'' squiled amy as she dashed off to the twinkle park elevator,
sonic scratched the back of his neck '' man this is going to be harder than i thought'' he said out loud until shadows voice entered his ears. '' whats the matter blue, you giving up'' said the blue heroes counter part,sonic turned to shadow wearing his trademark grin'' how`about we kick it up a notch'' asked sonic with an evil smirk.
shadow sat rouge down and gave sonic a curious look '' what are you talking about'' asked shadow, '' GAME CHANGE THE ONE TO HAVE A BETTER DATE WINS AND RACE YOU TO THE DOOR BBBBBWWWWWWAAAAAA'' yelled sonic bowling through a family on his way to the door.
shadow and rouge just stared as sonic jetted off like a five-year old [even though he is like twenty or something damn it i`m dabbiling off] , ''okay... come on shads lets go rock this date'' said rouge, shadow turned to rouge with a smirk '' theres two things i could rock bat girl'' said shadow in a sly tone.
rouge blushed madly'' shadow teen rating'' said rouge pointing to the rating of the story, shadow just signed '' well let`s go beat amy and sonic then'' said shadow in a let-down voice as him and rouge entered the twinkle park elevator with sonic and amy.
things were awkward in the elevator, amy was humming sonic was doing the [you're going down] finger motion shadow countered with an arsenal of higher rating finger motions and rouge stared at amy with disgust. '' do you have to hum'' asked rouge crossing her arms , amy directed her attention to the white bat '' um yes'' replied amy as she continued her [tire screeching sounding] humming , rouge could`nt take it anymore '' shut up before i shut you up'' threatened rouge.
sonic and shadow looked at the girls with fear, '' shadow do something'' said sonic as the two hedgehogs bunched up in the side away from the girls, '' ARE YOU MAD MAN I WILL FIGHT SUPER MONSTERS AND ALIENS ALIKE , BUT HELL...NO TO ME JUMP BETWEEN TWO GIRLS FIGHTING'' said shadow.
'' this is`nt a date anymore it`s WAR'' yelled amy as her and rouge jumped at each other and became a small animated fight cloud, '' MOVE MAN MOVE'' yelled sonic as the fight cloud came closer to him, '' I`M TRYING I`M TRING'' yelled shadow until him and sonic got sucked into the brawl cloud.
about twelve seconds later the elevators door swung open reviling the group biting slapping and playing cards. '' got any sevens ''asked sonic '' nope gold fish'' said shadow until they all noticed a man staring at them, '' um welcome to twinkle park'' said the man in an awkward voice.
amy jumped up and fixed her hair '' uhmuh thank you ... SONIC LET`S GO'' yelled amy, everybody got up and dusted off[ like there was dust or something] '' gosh amy i`m right here'' said sonic walking beside of amy.
amy looked at rouge and grew a dark evil smirk '' sonic'' said amy, the blue hedgehog looked down at his date '' yeah what'' replied sonic '' i would like to ride the hover car track'' said amy in a sweet voice,
sonic found her voice kind of creepy but still replied'' um i thought you hated the hover car track'' asked sonic.
amys eyes lit on fire with rage '' JUST TAKE ME TO THEM'' yelled amy , shadow and rouge just watched in horror as the poor blue hedgehog stuttered on his words '' um uh yea i mean of course '' said sonic, as him and amy walked off. rouge looked to shadow '' you know shads i would like to go on the hover car tracks too'' said rouge in almost the same sweet voice.
-_- '' lets just go'' said shadow not even wanting to see what happens if he says no,
as the group reached the hover track a loud drill bell went off enabling everybody to pick a car to race in, but our group had to go all at the back of the line to find special double seated cars. '' aww man this sucks'' said sonic as him and amy claimed a tan-colored car, '' sucks what, my dust cause you going down blue bitch'' said shadow siting in a grey car placed right beside of sonic and amys car,
rouge looked over at amy '' you ready to go down pinky'' taunted rouge throwing her thumb up before shoving it down, amy just laughed and threw the biggest insult possible '' hahaahha what like your D-CUPS CAUSE YOUR SAGGING MOOOOO MOOOOO'' yelled amy causing a crowd of racers to bust out laughing, rouge just perked up her breast[i call them fun bags]'' well at least i got some MISQUITO BITES'' countered rouge, now the crowd was a mixture of laughter and ''ooooooo''s.
'' oh it`s on bitch, move sonic'' said amy as she took the driving wheel, rouge followed suit '' shadow scoot over'' said rouge as she climbed over the black hedgehog, as rouge crawled over shadow he bit his lip until he felt sonics hand tap his shoulder. the way the cars were placed put amy and rouge away from each other but crammed sonic and shadow just inches away from one another,
hey shadow you okay'' asked sonic as he noticed sweat on shadow`s forhead, shadow turned to sonic '' um yeah'' replied shadow.
but suddenly the omochao appeared over the track, '' i`m the omochao i`m here to help you...'' said the omochao but got struck by a shoe,'' ha take that you annoying little bastard'' yelled sonic still in the[ i just threw a shoe] form.
'' sit down '' snapped amy dragging the blue hedgehog down to his seat as the count-down started, '' 3...2...1...GO''yelled a man as the cars came to life and started to blaze[not the cat] down the track ,
as a long straight strip came along amy and rouge went at it '' DIE'' hissed amy as her and rouge rammed their cars into each other causing other racers to panic and slam into walls and blow up .
''AHHHHHHHH'' sreamed both sonic and shadow as every ram would send the two threateningly close to smashing into one another '' hey... shadow...do you...think...we should...stop...the girls'' asked sonic in between rams, shadow nodded crazy,
sonic turned to amy '' amy slow down'' said sonic, amy turned to sonic '' what did you say'' growled amy sonic just looked away '' um nothing'' he replied as he cowered in his seat.
'' rouge slow downnnnnnnnnn'' said shadow until rouge put his hand on her breast shutting him up quick,
as the race raged on suddenly all cars crammed into one big roller-coaster and started to do loop-de-loops.
'' it`s too much'' said a man in first place as he threw up '' look out'' said sonic as throw up splatter all over their car, '' whew you okay am.. '' asked sonic until he noticed amy gagging '' ugh uh not in the car on my beautiful shoe'' said sonic holding amy in the air as she threw up sending throw up flying at shadow and rouge.
'' watch it '' yelled shadow moving rouges head as the stomic waste flew by and smacked some body else in the face,
the cars came to a stop at the starter line '' watch you step when exiting the cars'' announced the omochao with a band-aid on it`s head ,
''ewwwwwwwwwwwwww go go go go go go'' shouted amy pushing sonic, '' gosh amy it`s just...'' said sonic but stopped once he noticed shadow and rouge, amy completely mood swinged once she saw shadow and rouge too. could`nt wait to get a room'' laughed amy, shadow looked confused until he realized he threw rouge in his crotch, '' oh i`m sorry rouge i just wanted to move you from the throw up'' said shadow, as rouge got up she had an air freshener in her mouth,
'' um shadow whats this'' asked rouge holding the air freshener, '' ummmm '' stuttered shadow.
soon everybody moved on to the food court '' i`ll have a king sized chilli dog with extra onions and chilli'' said sonic setting his order while everybody else sat at a table, '' ugh how can you eat that thing after what just happened '' asked amy.
sonic who had his food in hand turned to amy'' i don`t know i guess when i'm hungry nothing can bring me down'' said sonic eating his chilli dog in one bit before siting down beside of amy, '' hey ames wan`a share my milk shake'' asked sonic waving a chocolate milk shake in amys face, '' GOD SONIC GET THAT THING OUT MY BLLLLUU'' said amy but threw up mid-sentence.
shadow and rouge started to laugh at amy, sonic just stared '' what`s so funny '' he asked failing to notice the throw up in his milk shake as he downed the drink, shadow and rouge stopped laughing and bent over throwing up, then everybody there[ minus sonic] smelled the fresh throw up then bent over throwing up, '' what do i stink or some thing'' asked sonic
. after cleaning up sonic walked over to a bush placed in the food-court'' okay you two can come out'' said sonic until amy walked over to the bush, '' um sonic who are you talking to'' asked amy until silver and knuckles jumped from the bush.
shadow and rouge joined the group '' um please tell me they were`nt doing what i think they were in that bush'' joked shadow smirking , silver and knuckles got blank faces'' no i hired them to judge the date and see who had a better date... sooo who won '' asked sonic.
knuckles and silver turned around and started talking, amy started hopping with ecitment'' come on this story has had enough cliffhangers'' said amy, knuckles and silver turned around '' the winner is... nobody you all suck at dating'' said silver shaking his head.
amy pouted '' well since i did`nt win i`m taking sonic home with me'' said amy, sonics eyes widened '' wait what ... ahhhhh'' screamed sonic as amy hog-naped him and ran off .
shadow turned to rouge '' can i take you home'' said shadow, '' why yes you can sir shadow'' joked rouge, shadow grabbed rouge'' chaos control'' yelled shadow as they disappeared [ not on the god chaos]
, as they reappeared they were at the club rouge, ''um well good night rouge...'' said shadow until rouge pulled the black hedgehog into a big kiss.
soon the two broke apart, '' now i`m show you the best part of the date'' said rouge bringing the hedgehog into her club. [start cheesy music] and that's the tale of the ... wait for it... LOVE RACE.
THANK YOU ALL FOR READING I hope you enjoyed it if so leave a review S2S OUT [ i jump on iblis] away iblis and we fade away in the sunset
