Summary: Whis comes up with an ultimate truth! Goku, Quartz Sorceress, and Vegeta was taking on the truth to take a three-fourth pictures for everyone. Meanwhile, they are taking a selfie at Beerus World!
Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Three Fourth Stalker, Part 2: Selfies
Previously... Goku, Vegeta and Quartz Sorceress went to another Earth to Ieet Mr. Wilson, the photography teacher in Arlington High School. They even explain what was going on with their situation, but their stories was unbelievable. Goku, Vegeta, and Quartz Sorceress had to borrow three of Mr. Wilson's camera to take picture with random people. They promise to return the camera to Mr. Wilson by tomorrow so they can head back to Beerus World.
Goku and Vegeta was flying while they are carrying Quartz Sorceress's quartz wings. "Careful with my wings! They can be fragile!" Quartz Sorceress said. "I thought you said your wings can regenerate!" shouted Vegeta. He shouts to the sky. "Whis had to bring us to this human germs city for a stupid truth! Oh, Kami, why do I choose scissors? I should have choose rock!" "Vegeta, we don't have the time to complain, just calm down!" Goku said. "Don't tell me what to do, Kakarot! I will only listen to my guts and myself!" shouted Vegeta. He starts sighing and blushing. "Ah...all the hollering makes me feel good." Quartz Sorceress starts laughing. "Agnes, what's so funny? My face is red?" "No, it's not that," Quartz Sorceress laughed. "It's funny how you feel relaxed after you were angry!"
"Oh, guys, looks!" exclaimed Goku. Goku is pointing at a female teenager taking a selfie with another teenager. "Huh?" Quartz Sorceress exclaimed. "Those two are taking pictures!" said Goku. "Let's hurry!" Goku and Vegeta hovers down as they carries Quartz Sorceress. "You guys want a picture?" Quartz Sorceress asked. "Stand straight at the camera!" Two teenagers stand straight toward the camera. Goku, Vegeta, and Quartz Sorceress quickly take a picture of the two teenager. "Why are you three stalkers taking a pictures of us? We just had a selfie," said one of the teenagers. "Stalker? Us? Selfie?" Goku, Vegeta, and Quartz Sorceress puzzled. They pointed at themselves, then the two teenagers.
"You stalkers don't know what I mean about selfie?" said another. "Selfie is like taking a picture of yourself with my close friends Shaneeya Jonas. You need a phone, tablet, or cameras like your it was from a century ago to take a selfie." Shaneeya grabs Quartz Sorceress. "Take the long hair hag for instinct," Shaneeya said. "Who the HFIL are you calling me hag?!" yelled Quartz Sorceress. Vegeta smirked at Quartz Sorceress as Shaneeya grabs Vegeta. "And the fire haired man," Shaneeya said. "Get your pathetic germs off of me!" shouted Vegeta. "Demonstrate, Richie! They scared me with their big words!" Shaneeya exclaimed.
"Can I borrow one of your camera for a sec?" asked Richie. Quartz Sorceress gives her borrow camera to Richie. "Never mind, hang on to your camera backward. It's going to look cool if move the camera between horizontal and vertical." Quartz Sorceress grabs the camera backward, then tilt it between horizontal and vertical. "Fire man, move close toward the hag." Quartz Sorceress twitches her eyes for irking. "Smile!" Shaneeya said. Quartz Sorceress and Vegeta smirked at the camera as she click the button. "Stalkers!" shouted Shaneeya and Richie. Shaneeya and Richie ran away from Goku, Vegeta, and Quartz Sorceress.
"Waaaahh! Why do people we see calls us a stalker?" Goku wailed, in anime tears. "You're right, Vegeta, the truth hurts!" Vegeta slapped Goku in the face many times. "Kakarot, you better snap out of it!" said Vegeta. "We'll fly to every humans we see and get a quick picture of them, every city on this Earth!" Goku quickly stop weeping. "Oh, why didn't I think of that?" Goku exclaimed. "People might notice us so well, but can we take the sewer?" asked Quartz Sorceress. "Are you insane?! That place is sick! You could get a disease down there!" Vegeta shouted. "Look, if you are willing to stop thinking about every people we see, who called us a stalker, then go to the blasted sewer!" shouted Quartz Sorceress, in her grandfather's attitude. Vegeta paused.
"Fine, then, let's go," Vegeta said, in soft voice, consoling Quartz Sorceress. "I'm way ahead of you!" said Goku, grabbing the sewer lid between Cooper Street and Park Row Drive. Quartz Sorceress first climb down the sewer, next was Vegeta, lastly, Goku. One of the driver notice the sewer lid is opened. "What the...?!" the driver exclaimed. "I think those three are crazy for going down the sewer!" said another.
Inside the sewer, Vegeta grabs Quartz Sorceress's bare shoulder. "That was beautiful, Agnes, the way you sounded like me back there," Vegeta said, grinning. His voice echoed. "Ew, it's death hole down here. You should be in front of us since you're full of light." "Right on!" said Quartz Sorceress. Her voice echoed. Quartz Sorceress summons her energy ball on her hand and ran as Goku and Vegeta follows her way. Murky water splashes as they ran. It take over 53 to 71 miles to the west. "I think this is good enough to stop here and climb up to the road!" "I wonder where we are now," Goku said. His voice echoed. As Goku and Vegeta hovers up while Quartz Sorceress summons a quartz vine to ride onto the road, they suddenly arrive at the forest in the middle of a road.
They form into a triangle. "This place is nothing the same from last time," said Vegeta. "Oh, you three!" a person exclaimed. "Huh?" exclaimed Quartz Sorceress. "My name is Elise Whishamton, and I'm a professional photographer," a person name Elise, responded. "Are you a professional photographer like me?" "Um, no, we just got out of the sewer, m'am," said Goku. "And we are not professional photographer, but we are beginner," Quartz Sorceress said. "What is this place?" asked Vegeta. "Wow, the sewer feel like an adventure, isn't it? Oh, here? You guys are in Abilene!" Elise asked. "We are not wasting your time, woman, we just need a three-fourth picture from Whis!" shouted Vegeta. "Oh, do me! I want to get my picture taken!" Elise exclaimed.
"Say cheese!" said Quartz Sorceress. "Jeize? Where?" Vegeta exclaimed. "Vegeta, Magnet meant Elise to look toward the camera," laughed Goku. As Goku, Vegeta, and Quartz Sorceress took a picture of Elise, the flash transported them back to the Beerus Temple. Whis was standing in front of them. "Welcome back, you three!" Whis laughed. "Where's Elise? She has a white hair, blue eyes, and a relaxed attitude!" said Quartz Sorceress. "I believe you're talking to me," Whis said. "Oh, my gosh! You're Elise? You disguise as a woman! I mean Elise's last name goes with Whis!" exclaimed Goku.
"Abilene is such a good place to hike because of the trees and mountain in combine," Whis said. "I've been there all the time!" "How many place have you been traveling?" exclaimed Goku and Quartz Sorceress. "Many, countless, with Beerus, 392,726,838, exactly," Whis said. Goku, Vegeta, and Quartz Sorceress fainted in anime style. "Piccolo, Lord Beerus, I have a dare for you." Beerus and Piccolo appeared. "Yes, lord Whis?" asked Piccolo. "You'll dare yourself to goof off to wake up those three," Whis said. Piccolo did a hand stand and walk with his hands. Beerus hopped with his tail. "Ow! This is the only part that I can goof off in front of them!" groaned Beerus. Piccolo pounded Goku with his hand as Beerus pound Vegeta and Quartz Sorceress with his tail. Whis starts laughing hysterically hard at Piccolo and Beerus. "For weakness!" Whis laughed.
Goku quickly wake up. "Oh, no! I forgot!" exclaimed Goku. Quartz Sorceress and Vegeta woke up. "Huh?" Vegeta and Quartz Sorceress exclaimed. "We forgot to return the cameras to Mr. Wilson," laughed Goku. He sticks out his tongue. Piccolo and Beerus stop hopping with their hands and tail. "Don't worry, I'll return those camera for you guys," Whis said, grinning. His mind grab the cameras from Goku, Vegeta, and Quartz Sorceress's neck as Whis grabs it. He teleported to Mr. Wilson's room at Arlington High from another Earth.
Whis put three cameras on Mr. Wilson's desk. "Here you go, Mr. Wilson, here's three cameras in return." "Whis? The lord Whis?" exclaimed Mr. Wilson. "Precisely, Mr. Wilson, I known your name from this chapter," Whis said, wink his left eye. Whis vanished back to Beerus World. Mr. Wilson's eyes widened. "This is surprising than my amazing photographs!" exclaimed Mr. Wilson.
Meanwhile, at Beerus World... "While we went to another Earth, there is this teenager name Shaneeya and Richie who takes a selfie outside of school," Goku said. "I know what selfie means, and I heard it while I watch you," said Beerus. "Sounds amazing, I wonder what does it do!" Whis said. "I think you need a modern device like a touch screen phone or a tablet to take a selfie," said Quartz Sorceress.
"Come to think of it like everyone else, I think we should all take a selfie together, then another one for a silly face!" Whis said. He summons a modern phone with another device that looks like a selfie stick. "Is that a selfie stick?" asked Quartz Sorceress. "Yes, Miss Magnet," Whis repiled. "Look toward the camera everyone, say swiss Jeize!" Everyone look toward the phone with the selfie stick. "Swiss Jeize?" they puzzled in union, as they grinned or smirked. flash "Swiss Jeize? He's here again?!" exclaimed Vegeta and Piccolo. Vegeta and Piccolo stare around with their hand on their foreheads. "Man, not you too, Piccolo..." Goku chuckled. "He's actually in HFIL along with Burter, Guldo, and Recoome," said Beerus. "Ginyu is still a Namekian frog at Namek." Everyone except Vegeta and Piccolo laughed. "Swiss Jeize, once again, with silly face!" said Whis. "Swiss Jeize?!" Piccolo and Vegeta yelled, again. "Swiss Jeize!" said Goku, Quartz Sorceress, Beerus and Whis. They make a silly face.
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