Me: Here's chapter 4!

Sonic: Corpse Bride belongs to Tim Burton

Shadow: Sonic Characters belong SEGA

Amy:*smiles* Enjoy!


Corpse Bride Sonic Style

Chapter 4: Underrehearsed

~Three Hours Later...~

"Master Van Dort.", Pastor Eggman began to say to sonic. "From the beginning. Again. 'With this hand, I will lift your sorrows. Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine. With this candle, I will light your way in darkness. With this ring, I ask you to be mine.' ", he finish saying annoyed as he stands behind a table dressed in his pastor clothes and holding his staff and book.

"Let's try it again.", Pastor Eggman said as he looked at sonic. "Yes. Yes, sir.", sonic said as he stood next to amy with the candle stick in his right hand.

"With this candle...", sonic began as he held the candle stick up then leaned over to light his candle with the candle sitting on the table that was already lit, but had a hard time lighting his candle.

"This candle...", he said as he sigh and tried to light his candle again, but nothing happened. he looks at his candle then goes back to light it again. "This candle.", he said once more while trying to light his candle again but still nothing happened making everyone sigh a little.

"Shall I get up there and do it for him?", Aleena asked as she fanned herself. "Don't get all aflutter, dear.", Jules said to his wife while sonic looked at his parents then looked at amy's parents then at pastor eggman as he coughed in a well of telling sonic that his candle was lit.

Sonic looked at his candle and softly sigh in relief then stood back up by amy's side. "With this candle...", sonic began to say again then sighed a small chuckle making it blow out the candle with his eyes closed and making everyone groan annoyed. sonic opened his eyes and blinked in puzzlement seeing that his candle was not lit anymore.

"Coninue!", Pastor Eggman snapped then the door bell ringed. "Get the door, Emil.", Arthur said to the butler. The butler left to go get the door.

"Let's pick it up at the candle bit.", Pastor Eggman sighed. The butler walks over to Arthur Everglot. "A Lord Shadow, sir.", the butler said as he handed Arthur a card that said 'Lord Shadow Bittern' on it then turns and quickly walks away.

Arthur looks at the card oddly as a black and red hedgehog walks up dressed in a nice black victorian suit.

"I haven't a head for dates", Lord Shadow began as he stood next to Arthur Everglot as Arthur looked at him.

"Apparently, I'm a day early for the ceremony.", Shadow said as he looked at his gloved hand. Emily Everglot takes the card from her husband's hand and looks at it oddly.

Arthur leans over to his wife. "Is he from your side of the family?", he asked in a whisper to his wife. "I can't recall.", Emily replied to her husband.

"Emil, a seat for Lord Shadow.", Emily said as she snapped her fingers. Lord Shadow goes to sit down then sits on the chair the butler quickly brought over for him.

Lord Shadow sits in the chair with a smirk as he crosses his right leg over his left while Sonic and everyone else looks at him.

"Do carry on.", Lord Shadow said as he waved his hand for them to continue.

"Let's try it again, shall we, Master Van Dort?", Pastor Eggman asked as Sonic and Amy faced him. "Yes. Yes, sir. Certainly.", sonic said while amy lit his candle with hers.

"Right.", Pastor Eggman said.

"Right. Oh, right!",Sonic said quickly as he fumbled the canlde from his right hand to his left hand then held his right hand up.

"With this... This...", sonic began as he was trying to remeber the line.

"Hand.", Pastor Eggman said annoyed.

"With this hand...", sonic said as he took amy's hand and walked up to the table. "...I- With-", sonic said as he bumped into the table almost dropping his candle.

"Three steps, Three!", Pastor Eggman snapped. "Can you not count? Do you not wish to be married, Mastor Van Dort?", he asked angrily at Sonic.

"No! No.", Sonic said as he shook his head while amy looked at him in shock.

"You do not?", Amy asked sonic, making him look at her. "No! I meant, no, I do not not wish to be married.", sonic said trying not to hurt amy's feelings.

"That is, I want very much to-", sonic began but got whacked on the head by pastor eggman's staff "Ow!", sonic said as he winced from the whack on his head.

"Pay attention!", Pastor Eggman snapped at sonic. "Have you even rememberd to bring the ring?", he asked as he glared at sonic.

"The Ring?", sonic asked as he rub his head. "Yes. Of course.", he said as he remembered and dug into his coat poket to get the ring while his father winked and gave a thumbs up to his mother.

Sonic stood up as he held the ring between his pointer and thumb, his hand shook a litte making the ring fly out from his fingers and land on the floor making everyone gasp in shock.

"Dropping the ring.", Pastor Eggman began to say as sonic struggled to grab the ring.

"Oh, no, he's dropped the ring!", Emily Everglot said in shock.

"This boy doesn't want to get married.", Pastor Eggman said with a wave of his staff.

"How disgraceful!", Emily cried out as the ring rolled under her dress making sonic slide on the floor after it. "Excuse me.", Sonic said as he stuck his arm under her dress and grabbed the ring, making Emily Everglot gasp in shock and her jaw drop in horror.

"Got It!", sonic said as he stood up smiling with the ring in his hand while forgeting about the candle, he left on the floor near emily everglot's dress.

Emily Everglot gasp and looks down at her dress as the canlde caught it on fire. Emily starts to panic.

"Out of the way, you ninny.", Arthur said as he stood up and moved sonic out of the way then began to stomp on his wife's dress to put out the fire but kept missing it.

"Oh, dear! Oh, my! Giddy on, there's a women on fire! Help! Emergency!", Jules cried.

"Oh, I hope it doesn't stain.", Aleena said as she tries to fan the fire out but it only makes smoke.

"Stop fanning it, you fool.", Emily Everglot snapped at Aleena Van Dort as she pushed Aleena's fan away.

Pastor Eggman sighs as he shuts his book while everyone is trying to put out the fire on Emily Everglot's dress.

"Get a bucket, get a bucket.", Aleena said to her husband. "I'm on my way, dear. Yes. Oh, dear!", Jules said to his wife.

Lord Shadow holds out a cup filled with wine and dumps it onto the fire on Emily's dress, putting the fire out.

Lord Shadow flings the empty cup behind him making the butler quickly catch the cup on a tray as he wipes his finger on his jacket and making everyone look at him surprirsed.

"Enough!", Pastor Eggman snapped as he stepped in. "This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared.", he said to everyone in the room then looked over at sonic and glared.

'well, that was one way to get out of this, but now I'm in trouble.', sonic thought as he looked at them nervously.

"Young man, learn your vows.", Pastor Eggman said coldly to sonic as he pointed at finger to him.

Amy' parents and His parents glared at him as he slowly back up to the doors.

sonic nervously back up to the doors then quickly looked for the door knob and found it then quickly turned it and ran out of there.

Lord Shadow smirked while Amy looked at the door in worry.

"Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he?", Shadow asked, smirking. Amy looks at him then back at the door.

~To Be Continued~


Me: there we go, chapter 4.

Sonic:*rubs his head*why am I clumsy and get hit by egghead!

Amy: poor sonikku..*pouts*

Shadow:*smirks and chuckles*heh.

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