Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians

I like Calypso, so I must be imprisoned because of my dad

I like Charon, so I must let people go on my boat if they pay me

I like Chiron, so I must be a mentor

I like Eurytion, so I must like be a cowboy herdsman

I like Fleecy, so I must dress up as a cloud nymph on Halloween

I like Lupa, so I must like she-wolves

I like Phoebe, so I must be a good tracker

I like Zoƫ Nightshade, so I must speak old English

A/N: This is important. This story will be on a hiatus because it's hard to think up ideas. I'll update when I have ideas but not often. My other stories will not be on hiatus. Really sorry, I just didn't want to make an author note chapter, so this chapter might be bad.