100 Things I will Never do at Ouran
Uh..... Sorry for the wait. Be happy I'm actually updating though... Finals are next week and I'm SCREWED! My life sucks. and i have like, 5 other stories that i haven't updated in forever. Before we go onto the story i have to say one thing. KYOUYA-SAMA IS MINE!! NYAHAHAHAHAH!!! -cough- Ahem... oh yeah, I will be abusing the exclamation points and the caps lock. A lot.
I will not give Hunny Sugar free food:
It was a dark and gloomy day for the host club. A horrible day indeed. The club funds had decreased by .002%. Tsk, tsk. Poor Kyouya was throwing a tantrum. His left eye was twitiching repeatedly. Of course to most people a tantrum would not consist of their left eye twitching. Actually, most people wouldn't really throw a tantrum for losing a very very little amount of money. But Alas, this is Kyouya we are talking about.
"Tamaki," Kyouya asked pushing up his glasses, "Would you like to explain this?"
Tamaki, who was currently hiding behind Haruhi, whimpered and catiously looked over her shoulder. Seeing Kyouya's glare he ducked and ran to stay behind the twins.
"Hikaru, Kaoru, do you have anything to tell me?"
"Nope. Talk to milord." And with that they pushed Tamaki in front of them. Grabbing Haruhi they ran out of the room, "Bye!"
"NOOOOO!! HIKARU, KAORU!! YOU DEVILS!! COME BACK!!" Tamaki yelled after them.
"Tamaki, we need to talk" Kyouya's glasses chose the right moment to gleam..
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Sniff sniff
"Tamaki-senpai this is the third box of tissues you've used..." Haruhi sighed and looked around the room. There was wads of tissue paper all over the place.
"B-But Haruhi... MOMMY'S MAD AT DADDY!!" Tamaki got up from his corner, "AND NOW HUNNY SENPAI IS GOING TO KILL ME!!"
Haruhi sweatdropped as Tamaki went back to his corner and started cultivating mushrooms.
"Ano... Senpai? Why would Hunny senpai kill you?"
"Hunny-senpai... kill... cake... evil rabbit..." Tamaki mumbled.
"Uh, senpai? Mind repeating that? I didn't quite catch that."
"Hunny senpai... will killl... sugar.... cake.... not good... evil rabbit... murder...."
Haruhi sighed. This would take some time. "Senpai, louder!"
"HUNNY-SENPAI WILL KILL ME BECUASE KYOUYA IS ONLY BUYING SUGAR FREE FOOD CAKES!!!! HE'S GOING TO TAM UP WITH HIS EVIL RABBIT AND MURDER ME!!!"
"Ahh.. Ok then."
"Tama-chan? What are you talking about?" Hunny entered the room on Mori's shoulders.
Dot Dot Dot
"Have fun senpai," And then Haruhi left Tamaki's Emo Corner of Doom (Also known as TECOD) muttering things about.... Fish?
"NOOOO!! HARUHI DON'T LEAVE YOU FATHER!!! COME BACK!!"
"Tama-chan" Hunny tilted his head.
"AHHHHH!!!!"
3 DAYS LATER
"I'm sorry ladies. It seems that the host club will be closed today as well." Kyouya said to the whining girls outside the club room, "But do not worry, everything should be better so-"
"MOMMY!!! IT'S EATING ME!!"
Kyouya sighed, "Excuse me please,"
He walked inside the room and shut the door.
'Looking inside he twitched. Tamaki was running around, yelling about the devil's incarnate trying to eat him. A stuffed rabbit was biting his arm. Hikaru and Kaoru were hiding under the table with Haruhi. Mori was standing in front of them, most likely to block off any flying objects that would come toward them.
And Hunny?
He was eating a cake... Ah, wait. He was stabbing the cake.
"I don't like this cake..." Hunny said in a menacing tone.
He then proceeded to pick up the plate of cake and throw it on the ground, "I need sugar."
Tamaki froze as Hunny began to walk toward him.
"Ah.. Hunny-senpai... Ehehe..." Tamaki started sweating and took a couple of shaky steps back.
"NOW!" Hunny's eyes gleamed.
"AHHHH!!!" Tamaki started running away from Hunny.
"Tamaki. We are losing more customers each day we shut down the club. Do you have any idea why we are closing down?"
"Because you aren't buying Hunny-senpai anymore cakes?" Tamaki looked at Kyouya cautiosly.
"Are you saying that this is my fault?"
"Actually it is-" Looking at Kyouya's eyes Tamaki started hyperventilating, "Er... no, of couse it's not your fault."
"Good now I want this problem fixed immediately."
"Of course mommy..." Tamaki rushed out of the room to buy some more cake.
Haruhi sighed 'How come i'm the one that has to buy this?'
Looking around she heaved another sigh. 'Now which one should i get? The rabbit cake or the hello kitty cake?'
Ahh.. yesh i'm truly sorry for the long wait. I really don't like this chapter. It seems that i've lost some of my crackyness. Yeah I'm pretty sure that's not a word. Please try not to be too mad for the long wait.
Love ya,
~Chocolvr69~
