I don't know where this came from but it is clear I have to write it, well according to *they shall remain nameless* I hate to so yeah…no disrespect to strawberry blondes red heads or anybody with red hair. this probably isnt even funny, but once again i was forced so yeah


Piper was sitting in the kitchen with Aerrow. She was a bit hyper off of Incense fumes today.

"Aerrow"
"hmm?" he said through a mouthful of his tuna sandwich.
"…Do you have chest hair?
He choked. "What?"
"Do you have chest hair?"
"Why do you wanna know?" he asked suspiciously.
"Just answer the dang question"
"…yeah I have some…"
Piper thought over this…thinking…he had red hair, he had chest hair which was probably red.

It finally hit her 'Oh my god'

"Aerrow has a fire crotch!"


Yeah…now forget I wrote this….