A/N: WEEEEEE! SO, a new chapter to my peeps… I had a chapter already done, BUT! My dad cleaned the computer up and deleted like everything. So I had to rewrite it, but I didn't want to… Then my mother like blocks like all the cool websites I listen to music too…cries I'm just glad this isn't blocked…But I got my psp and Wii to go online also…SO! Here's to Master of toys, for saying what they should play…
Btw: ppl like review more! Don't you want to see some SEX action?
ALSO! I wrote this when I was high… so…if it's stupid blame the drugs…AND no spell check and gammer, cuz I'm just a lazy ass like Shikamaru…
Note: bold words not in quotation is a song…
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Sasuke opened his eyes in a rush, sitting up fast he glanced around the room. There was someone at the door, trying to smash it down. Sasuke got out of bed and pulled out a kunai and made his way down the stairs. Taking a deep breath he places his hands on the door knob.
"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
"HOLY FUCK!" He shriek, dropping the weapon, but in a total manly way.
"SASUKE! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!" The female screams, punching the door.
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Sasuke ran back up the stairs and jump into bed, landing on the blonde.
"OOOOOOWWWWW! WTF, Sasuke!" Naruto pushed him off, and curled into himself.
Sasuke glared at him and pushed him on the floor. "Naruto, Sakura is here…"
"huh?" The blonde sat up, blinking blue eyes.
What a dumb ass…
"To my house then!" Naruto jumped, grabbing his clothes. "Get dress, teme!"
"Yup…dumb ass…" The Uchiha sighs.
"EH!?"
"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
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After a close encounter with the pink hair female, Naruto and Sasuke makes their journey to the Kuubi's containers little home of awesomeness, well that's what Naruto says it is. Naruto arm was the raven emo boy.
"YO! Naruto!" The fat boy jogged over to the odd couple.
"Chouji." Naruto grinned. "Where's Lazy ass?"
The cubby boy rolled his eyes. "He and Ino are in some store with the other rookies."
"Doing…?"
"Playing truth or dare…" He sighed.
Naruto jumped up and down. "Oh man! I wanna play! Come on, Sasuke!" He grabbed him.
Sasuke glared at the boy with chips, "I will kill you…"
Chouji gulped.
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When Naruto met up with the others, Shikamaru gave them the download on what to do. Pretty much it was simple, but if you lied or didn't do the dare, you would have to do something worse. Worse though was something Sasuke didn't want to find out, hell he doesn't even want to play! He needs to train so he can kill his brother (and the other Uchiha that he doesn't know is around cause he's a dumb ass also…).
"Okay! It's my turn!" Kiba grinned. "SHINO!" He pointed at the bug nin, "I dare you to take off your sunglasses!"
The group all gasped. This is an epic moment! It's like seeing Kakashi's face!
Shino slowly place his hands on his glasses and does a long pause…
"Oh my god! I'm going to pee in excitement!" Naruto mumbles.
ME TOOO!
Shino then pulls off his glasses slowly… and when they where finally off…!
His eyes were closed!
"Fuck!" Kiba groans and so does everyone else. "Open your eyes!"
Shino place his glasses back on. "Not part of the dare…"
"Fuck you…"
Shino smirked from be hide his jacket. "Anyways… Sasuke." Sasuke looked up, into sunglasses. "I dare you to dance around the store and sing a really gay song."
Ino squealed. "OMFG! I know the prefect song too!" She pulls out a pink ipod.
"Err…No…"
"Sasuke…If you say no then you're going to have to do something worst." Shikamaru grinned.
Sasuke blinked, and glared activating his Sharingan. "You better sleep with one eye open tonight, Shikamaru…"
Sasuke grabbed Ino's ipod, and the blonde girl almost fainted with joy as their hands were centimeter away. Naruto smirked feeling so cool that his boyfriend is going to dance AND sing! Sasuke storm his way to the middle of the store, all the girls and some boys, turned and watch the emo boy take his place. Sighing, Sasuke place the headphones on and turn the ipod on and place it in his pocket.
Hey boo
how are you?
Oh my god, i miss you so much
How'd you been?
We
should hang out sometime
Myspace me fer sure
You got to be kidding me…
"Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, Fer sure eh, fer sure bomb, Pulled up at a stop light did, drugs on the dashboard, Look at the mess we made tonight" Sasuke started to sing, glaring at Shino. "kick off your stilettos, kick off your stilettos" He flick his right wrist as if he was fanning himself. "Fuck me in the backseat, You're always falling in disguise, And always quick to compromise." He smiled, as a few girls got a noise bleed. "Kick off your stilettos oh yeah, Kick off your stilettos, and fuck me in the backseat fa-fa-fa Fuck me in the backseat, Fer sure maybe fer sure not, Fer sure eh fer sure bomb."
Sasuke flick his hair away from his face and dance very sexy toward Naruto. "We're not falling in love, We're just falling apart, This is how the beat drops, This is how the beat drops." He pulled the blonde to him and grind into his hips. "This is how the beat drops, This is how the beat drops."
Sasuke leaned close to Naruto's ear, "I wanna see your panties drop girl now," And grinded harder to the blushing boy,
"All this time is wasted pretending we're in love, But that's alright cause you know, I love being with you and seeing you cry," The raven then spined so his back is at the boy, facing all the fans. "So don't let go-o-o, Well don't let go, no-o, Don't let go, Fer sure maybe fer sure not, Fer sure eh fer sure bomb, Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard, Look at the mess we made tonight, Kick off your stilettos, Kick off your stilettos," He wrapped his arms around Naruto's head , "And fuck me in the backseat, Fuck me in the backseat," And back grin to him, mouth inches away from a kiss. "You're always falling in disguise, And always quick to compromise."
"This is how the beat drops,This is how the beat drops I wanna see your panties drop girl now, All this time is wasted pretending we're in love, But that's alright cause you know,I love being with you and seeing you cry."
"So don't let go-o-o, Well don't let go, no-o, Don't let go."
"No jkjkjk lololol." He pretend to be laughing at everyone. "I heart your fucking makeup!" he grabbed Kiba, pinching his checks. "Oh my god I love your hair!" He ran his hands threw Naruto's hair, leaning very close again. "Is that a new tattoo?" Sasuke pointed at chouji's face, finger tracing the sprials. "Did that piercing fucking hurt?" He pulled at Shikamaru's ears. "No jkjkjk lololol."
Sasuke danced like the gay-est boy in the world. "We're not falling in love,We're just falling apart so girl let's dance the night away, This is how the beat drops, This is how the beat drops Just let your body go, This is how the beat drops, This is how the beat drops I wanna see your panties drop girl now, All this time is wasted pretending we're in love, But that's alright cause you know, I love being with you and seeing you cry, So don't let go-o-o All this time is wasted, Well don't let go, no-o Pretending we're in love, But that's alright cause you know, I love being with you and seeing you cry, But that's alright." Almost everyone watching him died because of the show.
You got
fucking jizz on my back
Where'd you threw my panties?
I threw
them out the window bitch
Shut the fuck up.
Thank god…
Sasuke threw the pink ipod as if it were a kunai to Shino's face. Fucking ass whole… "Shino! I dare you to make out with Chouji!" He growled out, pointing at the poor boy with dounuts.
"EWWW! WHAT!" Kiba yelled. "That's so gross!"
"It's pay back!"
Shino glanced at the blushing cubby boy. Bug boy then lean down and place his lips on powder lips, licking the powder off. Chouji gasped, letting Shino's tongue enter tasting all the snacks the boy had. He place his hands on the carrot hair boy head and deepen the kiss.
"OMFG!" Naruto shut his eyes. "MY EYES!"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Hn…"
Shino pulled back and place his hands in his pocket. "Happy?"
"Very."
"I wanna go!" Naruto pouted.
"Then go, baka…"
"Shut the fuck up, teme!" Naruto looked over at Ino, "I dare you to flash the store!"
Sasuke groan. "You are such a perv."
"But not a gay perv like your, Bastard…"
"NO! I'll get in trouble!"
"Might as well," Shikamaru sighed, "Owner is coming here…"
"Damn you, Naruto…" Ino sighed. She run to the middle of the store, and pulled her shirt up flashing everyone in the store.
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"Ah, my life has meaning…" Naruto sighing, holding a ice pack to his eye.
"That's for cheating on me…Bitch…" Sasuke glared, walking to his house.
Naruto shrugged. "Boobs are totally worth it."
"And that's why you'll never have sex with me, untill you fix that." Sasuke blinked, realizing what he just said.
Naruto stopped, "Wait…I can sleep with you?"
Sasuke blushed. "N-no!"
"You said though!"
"Ummm…!"
Then he did something he would never in his whole life do. Uchiha Sasuke ran off.
"SSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Naruto yelled after him, chasing him down the road.
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A/n: Okay…random… Like the random slash pairing though? Yeah, you know you like ShinoxChouji…lmfao… Song is Fer Sure by Medic Droid! Listen to them! I love them soo… REVIEW AND SEX IS COMING IF A LOT REVIEW… I know more is reading this…!
