I'm back! Finally...sorry for taking so long! homework+me almost no time for stories anyways i think this is a good chapter.
I dont own RENT or HARRY POTTER--just the movies
ENJOY!
Intro's
"Hello bitches!" Professor Collins greeted as he walked through the sliding iron door. Ron, Harry, and Hermione quickly followed him.
"Collins!" the group seemed to cheer up as soon as he walked in.
"Gentlemen, and ladies, we have some benefactors on this chilly day. Whose intelligence is matched by being wise asses I must say. These not so new members of the Hogwarts class…Ron, Harry, Hermione!" The other teachers smirked.
"That was unique…" mumbled Professor Davis who was sitting on an old beaten up couch. Professor Collins stuck his tongue out and him and flipped him the bird.
"As I was saying, before I was interrupted, these are three of our new students. Apparently Miss Hermione can give us a great deal of information on this school. First I think some introductions are in order. Ron, Harry, Hermione meet Professor Cohen." Professor Collins pointed over at a gawky looking man who was standing at a counter fiddling with a camera.
"I believe that you have met Professor's Davis and Marquez." The group looked over at the two teachers who had started to make-out. Hermione rolled her eyes, while everyone else just laughed.
"Those two over there are Professor's Johnson and Jefferson." The Professor's seemed to be having a heat conversation containing the words, honey bear, pookie, and women in rubber.
"That leaves Professor Coffin." Professor Coffin started to say something but after receiving glares from the teachers who were not "busy" stayed quite.
"Nice to meet you." Hermione said trying not be too judgmental but failing miserably.
"Hey!" Ron and Harry said at the same time. After a few grunts in reply from the rest of the Professors the room was filled with an awkward silence.
"This sucks." Professor Jefferson piped up after she got annoyed with the extremely silent room.
"Fucking sucks!" Professor Cohen added. The eleven started to laugh and loosen up.
They talked for hours; telling stories and jokes that had Ron rolling on the floor laughing again. Mark, who made it clear that he would not stand to be called Professor Cohen since that was his father, told them about his first time meeting Roger.
"So it was my first time in New York ever. I was walking down the street, lost and trying not to run into anyone. I had my camera out so I didn't have very good depth perception and ran into a very rough looking guy. The first thing I thought was, "Oh shit I'm going to get killed!" After making millions of apologies the guy slapped me in the face and said, "Get over it. Wanna go get a coffee?" I was in shock! I had just been slapped, by a guy, and then he had invited me to get coffee. From where I came from that wasn't normal. But I accepted and the rest is history." Ron and Harry snickered.
"So what are you guys like partners?" Ron asked, stupidly.
"HELL NO!" screamed Roger, "Didn't you see who I was making out with? For god sakes man that's disgusting! No offence Mark, I just like GIRLS."
"No problem Roger, so do I." Mark said laughingly.
Ron blushed, "Sorry for asking."
Roger got over it quickly and the small group continued to talk. After a while people had run out of stories so Harry decided to ask a question.
"I was just wondering if any of you know Professor Ericsson." The small conversations that had been going on quickly cut off. Professor Davis stormed out of the room while Professor Marquez shook her head then followed. Harry looked around the room confused; Mark had his head in his hands. Collins had his arms around Angel, while Maureen and Joanne looked at the floor.
"What?" questioned Harry, a little too loudly. Mark let out a deep sigh, then began to talk.
"Apr…Professor Ericsson was Roger's girl friend before they both got HIV. Professor Ericsson left a not saying we've got AIDS before slitting her wrist in the bathroom…" A look of horror crossed over the Brit's faces.
Harry quickly stood up, "I should go," before leaving the room completely the Professors that were left heard him say, "I hate the fall."
"Is he going to be okay?" asked Angel.
"Yeah I think so. But I think he just figured out why he got put in her class." Ron said softly.
"Why?" Maureen asked.
"Because his parents were killed when he was extremely young and well ever since him he has had to go through many things that you couldn't even dream of."
"So they have both had to deal with great…shock?" pondered Maureen.
"Or something like it. I think Hermione and I should go check on him." Ron said as he and Hermione began to leave.
"Tell him we hope he is okay." Angel added and then they were gone.
"I think this is going to be a long year." Collins said and the rest nodded.
So how did u like it! please review it keeps me writing!
Roger: Why am i more of a drama queen then Maureen?
me: because thats the way u are. YOu are a rocker without a cause who is dying of aids and wears plaid pants. Mimi is a stripper who is dying of aids and likes to wear blue shinny spandex pants. Maureen is a drama queen who cant keep quite who likes leather pants. Mark is a nerdy director who likes quarteroy and his scarf. Collins is an anarcist who is also HIV+ along with Angel and they both have amazing fashion sense. Joanne is down to earth except for when she gets drunck and has a problem with women in rubber. And then Benny is a yuppy scum who i just put in the story because i felt like it.
Roger:...wow
me: anymore questions?
Roger: nope
me: good cause now i am going to go to a happy dance in celebration of the fact that i get to see RENT on tour in a little less than 2 weeks!
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