I'm loving this crack thing way too much!
Lunchtime 1
"What are you wearing Petey?" Jimmy asked through a sandwich in his mouth. Pete didn't say anything and sat down at the table with a laughing Gary sitting down next to him.
"We're doing to Halloween scenes next and this is the costume they decided to put Pete in." Gary answered.
"I'm scared to see what I'm supposed to wear." Jimmy said after swallowing.
"Are you a bunny?" Gord asked as he joined the table.
"Can we not talk about it?" Pete asked and tried to grab and apple, but it slipped out of his hand. "Damn it fluffy hands!" He cursed. "That's it! Where is the zipper on this thing!?"
"Someone's eager to get naked." Trent commented as he and Kirby sat down with the others.
"Are you a furry Pete?" Kirby asked.
"Shut up." Pete said and finally found the zipper, but couldn't get a good grip on it.
"Let me help ya." Gary reached over and unzipped the bunny suit.
"Freedom!" Pete sighed and slipped the outfit off of his arms and pushed the pink cloth down to his waist. He grabbed the apple and took a large bit out of it. "I never wanted an apple more in my life."
"Peter's in better shape than I thought." Gord commented. "He's better looking than you James." Jimmy only took another bit out od his sandwich.
"Pete's just built small, doesn't mean he's not fit." Kirby said.
"And Kirby here is another example." Trent grabbed the smaller boy and lifted his shirt. "Look abs."
"Let go of me!" Kirby snapped and slapped Trent's hand off his shirt and he pushed it back down.
"Are we allowed to sit here? Or do we need to remove out shirts as well?" Derby asked with Bif chuckling next to him.
"You have to take off your shirt." Jimmy said after another bite of his sandwich.
"James!" Gord snapped.
"What? I want to know what a good boxer's body looks like." Gord glared at the larger boy and pointed at himself.
"I'm a boxer James."
"Like I said, I want to know what a good boxer's body looks like."
"Owned!" Gary laughed along with the others.
"If the rules say so." Derby and Bif put down their trays and slipped off their shirts.
"Take it off baby!" Lola called from across the room. The group laughed and the two now shirtless boys sat down at the table.
"Are we all part time strippers or something?" Gary asked.
"Trent is." Kirby said as he put a spoonful of noodles in his mouth.
"We all know he is, he's more of a man-whore than Petey." Jimmy said.
"Pete's the man-whore? Have you looked in the mirror?" Trent asked.
"Have you?"
"Dude, you make out with every girl that's not a kid, you make out with Gord, Kirby, Cornelius, Duncan and myself. So I'm the man-whore?"
"That's my character." Jimmy protested. "I would be dead if I got anywhere near half of these people outside of the film."
"Your character's a slut." Gary said.
"Your character's a psycho that gets beaten by a slut."
"So you admit you're a slut, that's step one in recovery."
"Are we doing any other scenes besides the Halloween ones?" Bif asked, stopping the large argument that was sure to come.
"With the way Jimmy and Gary are, we're not going to do any more scenes today." Pete answered.
"Why do you have a row of three shirtless guys and one not?" Earnest asked as he was walking by.
"It's the newbie's rule of joining the table." Jimmy chuckled.
"Could you get the girls-"
"No!" Everyone shouted at the thin boy and Earnest rushed off to his own table. Gary heard the boy make several comments about the table being filled with 'raging homos' and he decided he wasn't going to take that insult sitting.
"I don't like that look on your face Gary." Pete said.
"Attention everyone!" Gary shouted to be heard over other people's conversations. "I have an announcement. Due to some comments from a nerdy closet case, aka Earnest, I decided to inform you all that this is indeed a 'raging homo' table." Several people laughed at Gary's comment. Everyone that was sitting with Gary just sat there with their mouths open. "We like men and we have no problem admitting it. So if you have a problem with it..." Gary turned around and pulled down the back of his pants. "You can just kiss out asses." He said and slapped his exposed rear. "All except for Earnest, who probably really wants to." Gary chuckled and fixed his pants. He plopped back down in his seat, the group with him just staring at him. "Yeah, that just happened."
"This is why I eat with the crew, they keep their cloths on. Halloween scene in three minutes." Carl said at the door and left without another word.
"Chester come back here!" Chad shouted.
"Isn't Cheater the do-" Derby was cut off by a large dog jumping on the table and running across it, throwing food on all of the boys.
"I'm sorry guys." Chad said as he ran by, chasing the dog.
"And this is why I hate people." Gary growled as he wiped applesauce from his cheek.
"Peter Kowalski, you're needed in the costume department." A voice said through a speaker on the wall.
"See ya guys. Time to be a sexy pink bunny." Pete got up and forgot he had his outfit half on. The pink bunny suit slipped off his waist and showed off to the table his undergarments.
"Heart patterned boxers, yeah, that's sexy." Gary said. Pete gathered up the outfit and held it to his waist, since his upper half was still covered with food.
"They're yours." He said with a smirk as he left.
"Wait, what!? Petey get your ass back here!" The scarred boy cursed as he ran after the smaller teen.
"Do you really think they're Gary's?" Gord asked Jimmy.
"Nah, Petey's too much of a germ-a-phobe for that."
Jimmy's a slut? We all knew that.
