2010-09-18 . chapter 3

Dare the BTR boys to wrestle with Shelby Marx for one round, one by one.

Dare Katie to dance a classic dance with Nevel Papperman.

Dare Freddie to apply as a record engineer at Rocque Records, involving an interview by choleric Gustavo Rocque

Ask moderator Bella whether she's related to Shelby Marx, to Tori Vega, or to Lola Martinez.

Ask Kate whether she's related to Jade West.

Ask Mallory whether she's afraid of Jo's jealousy.

Dare Sam to give Gustavo Rocque a wedgie.

Dare the Big Time boys to meet Mandy Valdez, their new fan number one

TheMonsterThatLivesUnderUrBed

2010-09-17 . chapter 3

LOL! XD It's offical I love you! ;D lol! Shane *Sighs dreamily* I know I'm crazy ;p but you gotta love the crazy chick! :D

Now for my dares *smiles evily*:

Guppy: *let me just say that I LOVE you! Your just so adorable I want to stick you in my pocket! ;p lol* I dare you to go to the crazy girl girl house (forgot her name from iphyico) and steal her chicken! Then run back here and give the chicken to Carlos. Carlos take the chicken and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Take the chicken to Fred's treehouse and hide it there (I'll bring it back in in a dare in a later chapter ;p) Now do the harry puppet pals pipe bomb song! I don't care who's who but use your own names! While there doing that Carly go and buy some ribs. When she gets back stuff the ribs in Shane's shirt, and let Sam lose! Sam get the RIBS! Freddie go get your girl!

Kate: Hey! I'm still not lovedrunk!

Carlos: But I am!

Kate: Whatever. And now I'll answer my questions! Ok, *looks at them* Am I related to Jade West.. Actually no, sorry. :p

Bella: My turn! And again, no. People say I look like them though, but I don't see it.

Allie: Now for Dares! :D Guppy, do ya thing!

Guppy: *nods and steals Nora's chicken, Maurice, and hands it to Carlos*

Carlos: *grabs Maurice and Kate and carries them to Fred's treehouse*

Kate; *scared*

Carlos: *hides Maurice and carries Kate back to HQ, puts her down*

Kate: *slaps him* Are you insane!

Carlos: *kisses her*

Kate: *shocked*

Allie: And Now.. *puts ribs on Shane's chest* Get 'Em Sam!

Sam: *attacks*

Shane: *screaming*

Freddie: *jealous* Hey! *grabs Sam and kisses her*

Sam; *kisses back shocked*

Hosts: Ooooooo…

Announcer Dude: MOVING ON!

Mallory: Thanks Steve. *glares*

Kate: Now BTR, fight Shelby Marx one by one.

Shelby: *walks in* Bring it.

Bella: I wanna fight her next!

BTR&Shelby: *fight, Shelby wins*

BTR: *passed out*

Mallory: NO!

Shelby: Alright Skinner. Bring it on!

Bella: Let's go Marx!

Shelby&Bella: *fight, end in a tie*

Bella: Not bad.

Shelby: *nods* You too.

Kate: Next Dare! Katie dance with Nevel!

Katie: *sighs and dances with Nevel*

Nevel: *tries to kiss her*

Katie: *punches him*

Kate: *snickers* Now, Freddie, apply for a job as a record engineer for Gustavo.

Freddie: *does that, comes back crying* SATAN!

Bella: *laughs*

Kate: Now, Sam give Gustavo a wedgie!

Sam: *smirks and gives him a Texas Wedgie*

Everyone: YAY!

BTR: *finally wakes up*

Kate: BTR, Meet Mandy Valdez. *shows her to them*

iCarly: RUNNNN!

BTR: *runs away*

Sam: *sneaks up and asks crowd* Ask the Moderators to Do a chapter about themselves! :p

Kate: Anyways…. BYE!

*credits*

AN: Okay, so the chapter will be up today. Hm.