Wong and Voldemort were on their way to Section 13. On the way, they bumped into Monkey Fist and his monkey ninjas. "Do you mind, these are expensive robes," said Monkey Fist. "That is not important. What is important is destroying our foes," said Daolon. "Destroying our foes, you mean I could rid the world of Kim Possible?" asked Monkey Fist. "Yes just join us and help us steal magical talismans that we are about to steal," said Voldemort. They busted open the door of section 13 with Bombarda Maxima, courtesy of Voldemort. Daolon used his magic from his scepter to trap the workers onto the ceiling, infusing them to the ceiling. Voldemort used Bombarda Maxima again when they arrived at the thick circular door that protected the talismans. "Ah all twelve of them are here; Ox, Monkey, Dragon, Tiger, Sheep, Pig, Rat, Horse, Snake, Dog, Hare and Rooster," said Daolon. He grinned. "Let us take off with them!" He was pulled aback by Voldemort. "Wait a minute, it may be censored or have invisible lasers," said Voldemort. He threw a pen. It exploded into smithereens. "How do we get them now?" asked Wong.
"Monkey Fist," answered Voldemort.
"Why me?" asked Monkey Fist.
"Because you are a master in monkey Kung Fu. Use it to get the talismans," explained Voldemort. Monkey Fist used his skills to jump wall from wall and land on the talisman case. He stole them one by one and gingerly put them into a brown bag. He used his skills once again to get back to Daolon Wong and Voldemort. "Good. You will prove real worth later, but well done for now," said Voldemort. They left and began planning to steal another thing. They eventually came to a good decision and found a time monkey to steal in Diagon Alley. "I shall undergo this mission with other allies who are also enemies of Kim Possible," said Monkey Fist.
"I wish you good luck", said Daolon.
*
The boss of Section 13, Captain Black called an ally for help. "Jackie, talisman business. Some Monkey, Daolon Wong and some other wizard stole them, we caught it all on CCTV," said Captain Black. "We also secretly listened to their next location, they will be in Diagon Alley next."
"I'll be on my way on the next flight with the J-Team," said Jackie. The megalomaniacal master of monkey Kung Fu landed in Diagon Alley with his allies and looked around with an evil grin on his face…
*
James had gathered the whole mission crew into the mission room to brief them on what they will they will be doing and to give them their groups. "Now, let's start the meeting, please listen," said James. "You will be assessed at the end of the two months for five things, being a Pokémon trainer, now I know some of you haven't even got any yet so we are starting today, you will receive your first Pokémon if you haven't got any. And, I'll give you an extra month's extension. Only for that side of things though! Everything else you should have already learned, so there should be no problem. If you haven't learned any of this then you wouldn't have been on this mission. So you should know this, if not there are other people we can replace you with and you will be excluded from the mission. Second of all, you will be assessed on your magic, this consists of spells, Harry is the expert on this and for being a Pokémon trainer Ash is the expert. The third thing you'll be assessed on is similar to the second one, this assessment is chi spells. The fourth thing you'll be assessed on is being a Cherub agent; Kerry will be your expert for that. Lastly, you'll be assessed on, more importantly, being a Jedi. Mr. Grace will be your expert; he will be arriving shortly along with Uncle for Chi spell class, Dumbledore for wizardry class and Prof. Oak for being a Pokémon Trainer. The rest of the experts will be found here. You will each take it in turns in groups of six's to do each class for a certain amount of time. After doing the class you switch to the next class. This will be on a timetable I have prepared for each one of you. Your teachers will be yours truly, Jared, Uncle, Dumbledore and Prof. Oak." A Jedi ship suddenly crashed into the mission control room. It was May. Everyone greeted her. Ash asked her what she'd been doing. She said that she was gaining more ribbons at leagues. James offered her a part in the mission and she took it. James continued. "So, I'm going to split you up into five groups of seven. Group one is Gwen, Rose, Johnny, Jake Long and May. Group two is Joanna George, Fred, Sebastian, Beanie Kevin CHERUB agent and Rat. Group three is Lauren, Ben, Jade, Jake Parker, Bethany, Ronan and Bruce. Group four is, April, Hannah, Gabrielle, Bart, Hermione, Ned and Kevin Levin. Group five is Kerry, Ron, Misty, Brock, Harry, Ginny and Ash. Remember your group number. Is everyone happy with their groups?"
"Yes," said everyone.
"Good, now listen to what you are doing, Group one is doing Wizardry first, group two is doing Jedi training first, group three is doing Chi spells first, group four is doing Pokémon Training first and group five is doing Cherub Training first. So, can I have group five in a line please?" Jared, Uncle, Dumbledore and Professor Oak arrived. "Group two, line up here," said Jared
"Group three you're with me, get yourselves ready for some hard work," commanded Uncle. "Group one, you're with me, wizardry is important guys," boomed Dumbledore. "Group four, come and get your first Pokémon," said Professor Oak. The people of group four cheered. "Come to my Poké Lab with me on this teleport." The teleport wasn't working. "It never just stops working." The Tardis suddenly crashed into the house and spun around at high speeds. "It's the Doctor!" announced James. He stepped out of the Tardis, but he didn't seem to look himself. "Doctor, how'd it go with the Master," asked James.
"Wonderful and… there was something I was gonna tell you, but I forgot," said The Doctor. "No, actually two things."
"What?" asked James.
"I took in too much power from this device and I had to regenerate," explained The Doctor. "And merry Christmas," said The Doctor as he dropped on the floor.
"Prof. Oak can we keep it moving please, I'll deal with The Doctor," said James. "Besides, we are good friends and need to catch up on some stuff." Professor Oak took group 4 in the teleport to Pallet Town, where the new Pokémon where waiting for them. The Doctor stumbled up onto his feet. "So erm Doctor I like the new face…" A couple stepped out of the TARDIS. "Thanks, oh I forgot to tell you, these are my new companions Amy Pond and Rory Williams," said The Doctor. Everyone greeted them. "What brings you here Doctor," asked Johnny.
"I just conveniently crashed here," answered The Doctor. So what are you guys doing here anyway?"
"There is a big mission that we are training for and we were just about to begin before you came," said Ned.
"Is there any way we can help out in this mission," asked The Doctor.
"Sure another three people to join this HUGE mission," answered Kerry.
"Not three. But six!" said a very familiar voice. It was Martha and two other figures. "Martha, Jack, Mickey, what brings you guys here," asked James.
"Joining this HUGE mission," answered Mickey.
"We heard from Rose and the duplicate Doctor that you guys might need our help, but Sarah Jane couldn't make it," said Martha.
"I guess you guys could help train the Jedi Group," said Jared.
"I hate to ruin the reunion, but villainy calls!" said a mysterious voice. It was Monkey Fist. "I have heard of a second time monkey, somewhere in Diagon Alley. Killigan, Drakken, Shego! Let's do this again and this time, don't steal the time monkey Shego!" A blue skinned mad scientist and his assistant revealed themselves from the shadows. Soon to follow was Scottish golfer, Duff Killigan. "I'll deal with these crooks," said James.
"Save that job for me," said a girl. We finally tracked you freaks."
"Kim Possible," said Drakken surprised.
"Why are you always so surprised when she turns up during one of your many wasteful plans to take over the world," asked Monkey Fist.
"I don't know, I guess it's just an arch enemy thing," replied Drakken.
"Kim Possible, why must you show up every time?" asked Drakken.
"Because it's what I do," said Kim.
"Monkey Ninjas attack," commanded Monkey Fist! Obliterate them before they interfere with our plans." Killigan swung five exploding golf balls at Kim. Ron came crashing in on a parachute and fell on top of Drakken. "You sniveling buffoon, you've ruined my clothes."
"You know how to make an entrance Ron," said James. Ron grinned.
"It's a sidekick thing and also traditional for me," remarked Ron. Kim fought off Duff, whilst James fought off Monkey Fist. The rest of the group charged for Drakken and Shego. "How will you fight me this time Mr. Adams?" asked Monkey Fist. "I don't have an answer for that, but what I will ask is how many more enemies will interrupt us. Hmm, how many more?"
"Spoilers," said Monkey Fist. James got increasingly angry. "I hate that word, you should not have said that!"
"Monkey Fist is annoying you on purpose James! Just stay focused, otherwise Monkey Fist will get the upper hand of you!" said Kim.
"Right," said James. "So what happened to you when we last saw you running away from Gorilla Fist, DNamy to be precise?"
"None of your business," replied Monkey Fist.
"Don't you mean monkey business?" asked Ron.
"You always have to make the bad jokes don't you Ron," said James.
"Yeah it's just a Ron Stoppable thing."
"After all this time Ron, you're still plain old Ron!"
"I know but you can't get enough of the Ronness!"
"You haven't changed a bit!"
"Aren't you due for a Citizenship lesson Kim?"
"Yeah but duty calls when freaks are roaming around, causing carnage everywhere they go. I've got Ms. Gayle covering."
"Who are you calling freaks," asked Duff Killigan?
"Well what do you expect; you have blue skin, green glowing powers, exploding golf balls and monkey mutated hands and feet," said Kim.
"Yes that may be true Kim Possible; but those things make us villains and all powerful!" shouted Drakken
"This time, you won't be messing up anyone's past and causing trouble in the future," said Kim.
"But we will Kimmy..." said Shego.
"Not if my life depends on it!" shouted James. They all fought gallantly, until Ron used his Kung Fu powers to knock Drakken into Duff, Shego and Monkey Fist. "Looks like you saved the day Ron," said Kim. They crashed through the ceiling. "We will be back Kim Possible," shouted Drakken as they plummeted into air.
*
The next day, James, Ben, Johnny, Ned, Kim, Gabrielle, Kerry and Ron were taking a stroll through the streets of Diagon Alley. Kim saw a blinding light from an antique shop. "Hey everyone, there's a weird light in that ancient and abandoned shop," said Kim. "Well let's go and explore," said Johnny. Drakken jumped out in front of the door of the shop. "Oh, is there a problem guys?" asked Drakken
"The only problem we have is looking at your ugly blue face!" said Ned.
"Nice one bro," said James. Drakken shot heat beam vision at them.
"How did you gain heat beam eyes Drakken?" asked Kim. "That's a new thing for you."
"It's not one of Drakken's powers; it's the power of the pig talisman," explained James. "How did you get the talismans?" asked Ben.
"Spoilers, I'm afraid I cannot tell you. But what I can tell you is that we are working for two people you might know," explained Drakken. "Bu anyway, let me show you my super human strength and levitation!" Drakken picked up Ben and chucked him with his super human strength. "Hey that's my talisman," shouted Ben furiously. They fought Drakken off, until his henchmen came into their focus. "Me and Ron will deal with Drakken and his henchmen," said Kim. The rest sneakily ran inside the building. Duff Killigan was at the front door grinning at James, Ben, Johnny, Ned, Gabrielle and Kerry. "You won't be getting past me, the greatest golfer of all time!" said Killigan "James, Ned, Johnny, Ben, you four are the best in this team, you go on. Me and Gabrielle will deal with Killigan," whispered Kerry to the four boys. They all snuck past Duff. Ned, James, Ben and Johnny bumped into Shego halfway through the store. Shego took Ben and Johnny by surprise and knocked them out with her green glowing powers. Ned said to James to go and find Monkey Fist to prevent him time travelling. James did as Ned asked and confronted Monkey Fist. "Ah, James! Join me in my time of glory as I insert this time monkey at 3pm precisely and open up a vortex of time!" said Monkey Fist.
"Enough of this," said James. James pulled out his lightsaber.
"Oh it's a lightsaber match now is it?" asked Monkey Fist. Jackie Chan suddenly landed in the room on his Jedi ship. He jumped out and used Kung Fu against Monkey Fist. The J–Team was soon to follow. Monkey Fist engaged in battle with Jackie. Kim and Ron came running in. "Monkey Fist. Give up. We have a defeated Drakken," said Kim.
"You think he is the only one with the talismans, everyone else has three talismans each," said Monkey Fist proudly. Kerry and Gabrielle came running in breathlessly. "Not anymore," said Kerry. "We defeated Killigan and took the dog, sheep and horse talisman." Next to come in was Ned as tired as a soldier in battle. "I've… got the tiger, hare and Snake, but it was tough to get them."
"What about Johnny and Ben?" asked James.
"Still out cold, they were surprised pretty good," answered Ned.
"What a nice meeting of victory. But I must say that I still have the Dragon, Monkey and Rat talisman in my possession," said Monkey Fist. They all engaged in battle until Monkey Fist was knocked over. "Fine. You have beaten me. Take me away," said Monkey Fist. As James and the others got closer, Monkey Fist began chanting a spell. "Imperio!" Everyone was under his control. He flung them to the other side of the building. "I will be seeing you all one last time and next time there will be no mercy!" Monkey Fist stole the talismans and teleported him and his allies into an eerie old Building. "You have done well Monkey Fist. You have proved your worthiness," said Voldemort. Monkey Fist, Shego, Drakken and Killigan gave them the talismans. "With these, we are all powerful and combined with magic, we are invincible," said Daolon.
"We will finally defeat our foes and overpower", shouted Voldemort. Shakespeare wailed in horror as he saw them laugh evilly and prepare more for their plans to rid the world of their foes, once and for all...
