The characters belong to Walt Disney (and other folk tales) and are in no ways the author's original work. The author only uses said characters for fanfiction purposes and does not wish to use them for financial gains.

The morning had not been good for Anna, no the morning sun had greeted her to what will be the start of a very . . . unhealthy day for her.

As soon as Anna woke up she barfed on the edge of her bed.

"Oh . . . oh crap" the Swedish girl groaned "How much did I eat last night?"

She tried to get out of bed but sadly her stomach would not allow her to do so and she had no choice but to spend the rest of the morning . . . heck it was probably the middle of the day right now, in bed.

"Merida . . ." the girl moaned her roommate's name but was greeted with silence. She rolled on her bed and went to see the Scot's bed which was obviously unoccupied the previous evening. "Crap she probably didn't come home . . ." she tossed around again in her bed.

What was the point of befriending your roommate when they weren't there to console you in your time of need? Anna closed her eyes and tried to imagine another place and another time to forget about her pain. She was a kid, maybe around 5 or so, and it was snowing outside and she wanted to build a snowman . . .

"Oh . . ." she again threw up on the floor again; yup their room just got a whole lot messier. "So this is what Ke$ha felt"

She tried to get out of bed and ended up falling on the floor, thankfully not on her barf. She must have been a total mess, her hair was terrible looking as though a tornado had given birth unto it, her purple chipmunk pajamas were buttoned the wrong way, her eyes were baggy and red and she was pretty sure she was sweating a lot.

The question that went into her head was what those ribs she ate last night really made of.

"That's it I'm gonna die" the girl declared "I wonder what Elsa will say to this, her darling sister died of her own barf in a messy room while still in her pajamas" she frowned "Not that she'll care anyway"

That was when she heard knocking on her door.

/

"Would you tell me why you slept on the door last night?" Arthur asked as they entered the mess hall for breakfast.

She crossed her arms "Well my mother told me to never spend the night with a man in the same room"

"While my 'dad' said that I should treat women with uttermost respect" they went for the breakfast table, that they spent quite a lot on in their tuition "And he would probably whip me and let me sleep in the old stable again if he found out I treated you like some guard dog"

Merida took a plate full of bagels from the table "Well my mother would probably marry me to some oaf if she knew I might have. . ." she air quoted "'Stayed the Night' with you"

"You really wanna out 'old fashion' my family?" he pointed a coffee mug at her.

Which she snatched "Nothing says old tradition than a good ol' Celtic family"

"If you should know I'm from Scotland as well" he took his mug back and went over to get some coffee.

She blinked "You are?"

"No" he deadpanned then went to find a vacant table.

The Scot pouted and snatched another plate of some Indian cake she took for no reason. When she reached the table Arthur sat on she placed both plates on top of it.

"What is that?" he pointed at the white cake.

She gestured at the said plate "I believe its lentils"

He blinked "Should I share this belief"

"You may or may not" she then grabbed a piece and was about to eat it.

"Whoops, you aren't gonna taste anything if you eat it like that" the Louisianan suddenly appeared and stopped her friend.

Merida looked from the cake to her friend "Huh?"

"You're supposed to dip that thing with sambar" she explained.

Arthur who had no idea what the heck the woman was eating spoke "What is that?"

In here Tiana went lecture mode "Idli, it's a savory cake from South India and is made out of steaming a batter consisting of fermented black lentils and rice"

"Oh thank you" he nodded then took a sip of his coffee.

Tiana smiled "Well you're welcome . . ." then she suddenly grabbed the boy by the collar "OK WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT WOMAN!"

During this the coffee spilled on his pants and due to it being quite hot the boy jolted in shock "WHAT DID I DO WRONG THIS TIME!"

"Tiana would you just chill" Merida ate the Idli then after chewing for a while "You're right it does taste . . . plain"

The tanned woman let go of the boy's collar "Sorry about that"

He just sighed "Look nothing happened to us, she just brought me to my room after . . . a similar incident happened"

"Why do all of you wanna kill him anyway" Merida ate a bagel "He's absolutely defenseless!"

Arthur frowned "Thanks for the support"

The Scot did a cheeky smile before turning to her friend "Speaking of which, how's the duel with Anna and PMS guy"

"PMS guy?" Tiana crossed her arms.

Arthur explained "She means Taran"

"Oh, yeah I think she got too sick from eating all that pig's feet yesterday" Tiana scratched the back of her head "I sort of made them have an eating contest"

Merida raised a brow "Did you bring them to the Burning Bull?"

"I did" she pointed her fingers.

Merida sighed "I'm guessing princess is still in bed mutating into something now"

/

After stealing another plate of cookies Tiana went to Anna's and Merida's room, the latter girl could not do the little errand as she had to her class.

Since Tiana had classes that afternoon she was appointed as Anna's caretaker, well for the morning shift that is. When she came unto their door she saw a girl with an excessive amount of blonde hair, so long it might actually sweep the floor.

The girl took notice of Tiana and in here she noted that the blonde did not just have long hair, she had really really big eyes.

"Umm . . ." she said in a soft voice "Are you Merida?"

The tanned woman shook her head "Uh no, she has Homeostasis right now so she asked me to give this to Anna"

The girl gave her a weird look "Homo . . . is she sick as well or . . ."

"Oh no" the woman waved her hand "It's her class, she studying veterinary"

"Ooooh" the girl nodded then looked at the tray of cookies and her eyes went even wider, if that were even possible "Did you bake them?"

"Sadly no" Tiana shook her head "My friend stole this from the breakfast table, so you a friend of Anna?"

She nodded and offered her hand "Rapunzel" Tiana took it and shook it "We have Computer Graphics together"

"Tiana, nice to meet you" Tiana smiled "Her roommate's my best friend"

Rapunzel took her hand back "I was just about to go in, we were supposed to work on our project due next week and she didn't reply to my texts"

"Oh . . . she's probably still stuffed" Tiana laughed nervously.

"Stuffed" Rapunzel pointed at the tray "Then why did you bring a . . ."

Tiana cut her off by opening the door "Anna! Are you there?" she entered the room with Rapunzel following her.

The blonde gasped "Oh my gosh what happened here!?"

"Oh it's always this messy" Tiana cleared the desk that was behind Merida's bed and placed the cookies there "Anna are you in the bathroom?"

Rapunzel sniffed something "Something smells like" she then circled around the room "Steak sauce . . ."

Tiana looked at the floor and scrunched her brows "Well, you can blame the girl for barfing near her bed"

"Woah, what's that blue stuff?" Rapunzel looked closer at the vomit "And there's also violet stuff"

The whole description just made Tiana wanna gag more "Anna get in here!" she went over to the bathroom but found nobody there "Hey she's not here"

After looking at it for a moment Rapunzel took out her phone and tried calling Anna this time it was in here were they heard the feint sound of "All I Want For Christmas Is You".

Tiana then went over the room and found Anna's purple Nokia Lumia under the covers on Merida's bed, she picked it up and hung up Rapunzel's call.

For a moment the two girls stared at each other and the only sound in the room was the beeping tone.

/

He jumped at the sound of the tapping on the window, he was not sure if he should turn to see what was there. After contemplating on it her decided not to and covered himself in the covers. Minutes had passed and he began to sweat a lot, though he did not want put down the blanket.

After a while he realized that he could not breathe and he threw the covers off him. Unconsciously he turned face the window though he had found nothing.

"Lock the door lock the door!"

He whipped his head to the door and in there he saw the doorknob twisting, about to open. The boy quickly jumped up the bed and tried to lock it.

He heard three knocks.

/

"I still can't believe you and Tarzan are related" Arthur said looking at a discarded family picture he found taped to his lamp.

Kuzco snatched the photo from the boy's hand "His mother happens to be the sister of my grandfather's uncle's first wife on my mother's side"

The blond shrugged "Family Affair"

"And imagine we're from totally different parts of the world" he spread his arms "I'm from the rich and civilized nation which is named after me while he's from the Planet of the Apes, and that was before Planet of the Apes was Planet of the Apes, it's like time the apes did not understand the planet!"

Arthur then deadpanned "You do realize he's British right?"

"Yeah the land of terrible dentistry, haggis and weird accents that do not make sense" Kuzco nodded "And you're still ruled by the same woman!"

"You did blood sacrifices to some weird bird god on top of a pyramid, did you know how many young girls you killed" Arthur counted on his fingers "And you panic every other year for the end of the world"

"BACTUM!" Kuzco yelled "The calendar means the beginning of a new BACTUM!"

Arthur shrugged "Whatever . . . and besides" he showed his teeth and nearly bit the Incan's hat "My teeth are perfectly fine and you don't know how many girl's I pick up with my accent"

"That's because you're a freaking baby boy!" Kuzco slapped Arthur away from his head "You think you're the only one who could act cute" the man then smirked "Why don't we do a social experiment . . ."

"I am not walking out naked!" Arthur appalled.

Kuzco rolled his eyes "We all know Kronk will win that competition!" he then brought out his iPhone "Let us use the advantage of social media" he then did a pout that would shame Kim Kardasian and took a picture and uploaded it on his Instagram. "Selfie off!"

"I always hated that song" that was when the Kingdom Hearts theme started playing and Arthur took out his Blackberry off his pocket "Yes?"

"Anna's gone!" Merida said in a panicked tone.

Arthur walked out the room to leave Kuzco doing ridiculous poses, it wouldn't be ridiculous if he wasn't doing woman poses.

"Gone? Gone as in runaway? Gone as in missing? Or gone as in . . ."

"DON'T EVEN SAY SHE'S GONNA DIE!" the woman screamed just a bit too loud that a couple of people down the hall heard it.

"Sorry" Arthur told the people then went back to the call "Ok I'm sorry, calm down take a deep breath . . ."

"I'm a terrible friend" Merida went back to her panicked tone "I really am, my friend was dying and I was sleeping in a guy's room"

"You were technically sleeping on the door of said guy" he looked at the ceiling "Ok where was the last you saw her"

The redhead took a deep breath "The last time I saw her was during the game"

"When was she last spotted?" he asked.

" Wait . . . Tiana said she brought her to our dorm, but when she went there earlier she was gone"

"Did you try calling her?"

"She left her phone in our room" Merida groaned "Oh crap this isn't looking good"

"Hey Pendragon . . ."

Arthur turned and saw ironically Kuzco's cousin "Oh hey Tarzan"

"Did you see Chernobog?" the deadlocks wearing man asked "He left his stuff messed around in our room again"

The blond shook his head "Sorry I didn't"

Tarzan sighed "Thanks"

As the man left Arthur went back to Merida "I just gotta check on something, I'll call you back . . ."

/

They had searched the entire dorm, three sorority houses, the science building and the economics building Merida had even recruited the archery club in the search.

"Did any one even check the clinic?" one of the lower classmen asked.

The woman did not send him a glare, no she had no time to do so she quickly yanked the boy by the collar dumped him into a nearby dumpster and kicked the object five times hard while yelling.

"DO YOU THINK WE DIDN'T THINK OF THAT BEFORE CALLING HUH!" the woman had already lost her patience when awhile earlier one of the members had brought her some Irish chick.

Tiana held her friend's shoulders "Easy girl, you might be sent to guidance again" she was obviously tired as well, it was already an hour past dinner and they ate dinner quite late.

The redhead panted "That little princess brat . . . who does she think she is that she had to make me worry about her!" she spread her arms "I MEAN I PRACTICALLY SKIM AND SCANNED THE ENTIRE CAMPUS!"

'Hey There Delilah' started playing.

"You know I'm not in a good mood right now" Merida answered her Motorola MOTOSMART.

"I know where Anna is" Arthur answered.

The girl blinked "Wait . . . what?"

He continued "Just come here to Szalinski Medical Center, its ten miles south of Disney"

"What happened to her!?" Tiana again tried to calm a near to hysterical Merida.

"Nothing overly serious" he said in a calm tone "But not really in good shape"

/

Throughout the car ride to the hospital the two girls drove the first couple of miles in complete silence. They managed to rent a Toyota Yaris from just outside the university, Merida had a car but it was in Scotland; Tiana on the other hand was scared to get a driver's license.

After a little while Tiana finally spoke "You know technically the entire thing was my fault" she was looking out the window "She's probably food poisoned or something"

Merida was silent.

"I know you're probably mad at me" Tiana sighed "I mean I should have been a bit more responsible for that, but even I didn't realize that Anna was that . . . delicate"

She still remained silent and concentrated on the road.

"Fine I understand you don't wanna talk to me" Tiana looked at her friend "I just wanna say I'm sorry"

"She's sick"

"Well probably food poisoning" Tiana slumped in her chair "And what was I thinking when I brought those cookies to her, I should have made her soup"

"That's not what I mean" Merida said in a serious tone "There was a reason why Anna was homeschooled most of her life"

By this Tiana straightened up "What are you saying?"

Merida bit her lip "I'm pretty sure the doctor will give you a better explanation than me"

Tiana then noticed something off "Hey, aren't you supposed to make a right turn awhile back"

"Huh?" the red head stopped the car for a moment "Isn't the hospital just straight?"

"No you were supposed to make a right turn after passing by Birdwell . . ." she paused "Where are we right now"

"Didn't you get a map or something" Merida scratched the back of her head.

Tiana looked at her "Why don't you just turn on the GPS?"

The redhead frowned "Like they've even been helpful"

"Fine . . . we'll google the place" Tiana brought out her LG Nexus and typed the name of the hospital "Oh damn it I forgot to charge the thing!"

"Well then . . . I guess we have no choice" Merida rolled down her window "HEY DO ANY OF YOU KNOW WHERE THE NEAREST HOSPITAL IS!?"

Someone then shouted "GO TO HELL!"

"WELL TELL ME WHERE IT DAMN IS!" Merida then blared the horn of the car "AND I DON'T HAVE A FREAKING DRACHNA!"

Tiana rolled her eyes "There really is no difference with Europeans and Americans"

/

"Why do you keep change in your . . . . BRA!?" Taran was thankful that the corridors were empty.

Eilonwy ignored her boyfriend's rants and pushed the dollar into the vending machine to get a soda or something.

Taran just rubbed his temples "On second thought I don't wanna ask"

"The wallets they're selling in the market these days are too big to fit in a pocket" she took the Mountain Dew that popped out.

He couldn't help but agree "Yeah . . . you've got a point . . . I guess?"

"Anyway where's Arthur?" the blonde opened her can and took a sip.

The said boy came by "Over here" he placed his phone in his pocket "Eilonwy for the sake of Taran's sanity and my own stop making your bra a wallet"

"SEE!" Taran spread his arms "PUBLIC DECENCY!"

Eilonwy raised a brow "You should have said that earlier" she turned to her fellow blond "You know very well where I put my change, you didn't even mind it when we were in a gas station back in . . ."

"I SWARE I KNOW NOTHING!" Arthur then turned around and headed for Anna's room leaving Taran wondering if his best friend and his girlfriend did something that he didn't want to think and Eilonwy rolling her eyes and saying 'Men'.

/

When Arthur went into Anna's room she was already awake awhile back but seemed much better than when he first saw her earlier, though she was still too weak to go back.

The strawberry blonde perked up and waved at her visitor "Hey Arthur"

The boy smiled and took a chair and sat on her bedside "I already told Merida, good thing she did not scream at me"

"She might scream at me" she sighed "I really am pathetic aren't I?"

"I wouldn't say that . . ." he was about to continue when Anna stopped him.

"No it's alright" she coughed a bit "I don't want people's pity, I've received a lot quite over the years"

He nodded "As I have heard"

"Can I ask you something?" Anna looked down and played with the blanket.

He shrugged "Go"

"What's the deal between you and . . ."

"ARTHUR RED ANGRY SCANDANAVIAN DRAGON APPROACHING!" Taran screamed from the door, he was later pushed off the way by Merida.

Taran landed on the floor face flat he raised his finger "Well I gave warning"

Tiana also entered the room and saw Taran and quickly helped him up "Merida would you please stop pushing and throwing people, this is like the fifth one"

"Oh . . . hey . . . Merida . . ." Anna waved she turned to Arthur "I thought you just called her"

"Yeah I did . . . she was bugging me for the address" he turned to the red head who just stood up frozen next to him "Do you wanna sit down?" he stood up and offered the chair to her.

The red head nodded and took the chair and sat down.

"I think we should be leaving" Arthur did a butler bow and tried to drag Taran, but the guy was tired of being pushed around lately and slapped his hand.

"I have something to ask you!" he pointed at his friend.

Arthur blinked "Maybe we should take it outside" he pointed at the door.

Taran nodded "Then we shall" before leaving he thanked Tiana and excused himself, Arthur just followed him out.

When they left there was a sort of silence between the girls and the only sound that there was came from a cicada outside.

"So . . . hi . . ." Anna waved awkwardly.

Tiana placed her hands on her hips "Did you know that I nearly died from road rage because of that girl" she pointed at Merida "Turns out she was in a screaming match with a member of some Italian mafia!"

The red head scowled "Not all Italians are mafia bosses, especially if they're fat and have some moustache"

"He nearly aimed gun at us" Tiana deadpanned.

Merida snorted "Weaklings, they're too dependent on their machines that they can't even face a girl with their fists"

"I should have brought to the mental ward" Tiana threw her arms "Actually I might as well sign myself in . . ." she waved her hand "Barney!"

Anna blinked "Well . . . to be honest I don't even know . . . how I ended up here"

Tiana went over to the phone on the bedside table and placed the receiver on her ear "Nurse can I have some anesthesia . . . no no not for the patient . . ."

"What do you mean you didn't know how you got here?" Merida's voice rose higher as she said this.

Which made the Swede quite scared "Look . . . I just woke up and felt terrible the next thing I knew I woke up in a hospital"

"What is this a soap opera?" Tiana placed the receiver down "You don't just wake up in a hospital . . . unless you got hit by some big'ol truck" she raised a finger and did a swirling motion "Did you get hit by a big'ol truck?"

Anna shook her head.

Merida bit her finger with her lips "When you woke up . . ."

"ANNA YOU'RE AWAKE!" a man suddenly opened the door.

Tiana clapped her hands "You sure have a lot of visitors"

Merida stood up and pointed a finger at him "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET PERMISSION TO ENTER THIS ROOM!"

Anna croaked "Ha . . Hans . . .?"

/

A/N: Sorry for the late update. There was no time to type this down because of mainly school.
Thanks for those who reviewed and I'm relieved that some people recognized the Black Cauldron characters.

Old characters are easier to write for because I actually watched them. I never watched Frozen so I only based it off the Wiki page.

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