What if 4

What if the Dex Holders volunteered at Earl's academy?


AN: Thanks for reviewing everyone whether you reviewed for the first chapter, second, third, or all of them. I got two requests on what the Dex Holders get into next. I'm not saying who because I don't know if you want to be mentioned or not. So to the request of the Dex Holders getting banned from Wal-Mart, I will fit that into another chapter. I'll tell you at the end of this chapter, so here is Yellow with the disclaimer.

Yellow: umm…one question.

Me: Yes…

Yellow: Is anything embarrassing going to happen to be in this chapter?

Me: Maybe. Disclaimer please.

Yellow: Sam74 does not own Pokémon! If she did, she would probably make pokespe into an anime.


"Okay everyone, Professor Oak has recommended that we volunteer at Earl's academy for the day, so don't screw anything up unless you want to repeat what happened at the zoo." said Crystal who was standing in front of Earl's academy giving instructions to the other Dex Holders. "So everyone will supervise about fifteen kids." said Crystal "and you have to get to a classroom in….fourteen minutes and thirty seconds." Crystal said as she dashed off towards a class room.


In Red's class room…

"Uhhh…hi my names Red and…" said Red before a random little kid asked "Really?! The winner of the ninth Pokémon league?!" About one tenth of a second later, Red was being mauled…with questions like "How did your grass type win at a disadvantage" and "Who was the guy you beat?" and also "Can we see your Pokémon?" For the next hour Red had to explain how his Venusaur beat Green's Charizard and explain who Green was.

"Can you show us your Pokemon, pleaseeeee" said all fifteen six year-olds. "Sure" Red said as he sent out his Pikachu, Poliwarth, and Espeon. "Don't you have more pokemon?" asked a random kid. "Well, yeah but they're too big to let out inside the building, also you're all supposed to this work sheet. "Red said right before he was pelted with water balloons.


In Blue's class room…

"Hello children, my name's Blue and I'll be teaching…" said Blue before the fifteen kids the class started to make booing noises. "The art of surprise attacks." finished Blue as the class began to quiet down. "Now I'm going to hand out very important…technology for surprise attacks and in ten minutes we are going to surprise attack the class beside us on the left of us, okay" said Blue as many evil liked smiles appeared on many of the six-year old faces.


In Green's classroom…

"Hey mister! Can we do something that actually fun?" yelled one of pesky, as green referred to them, kid. "No, you have to complete the work sheet correctly first" said Green with a bored expression. Suddenly, out of nowhere the door was kicked open and fifteen kids came charging into the class room and handing the other kids water guns and then came Blue. "Blue, what the…" said green before he was sprayed with water and liquid cheese for the next five minutes.


In Yellow's classroom…

"Can we guess your age?" asked a random kid who was sitting in the front row of Yellow's class. "ummm….sure?" Yellow said and just like that a bunch of random number were yelled out loud from seven to one hundred. "Sorry, but none of you are correct." said Yellow. "Then how old are you?" asked the same random kid. "I'm seventeen." Said yellow as many mouth hanged opening disbelieve."

For the next hour the fifteen tried to find out if yellow was lying about here age or if she was suffering some sort of height dis order. Yellow could only hit her head on the desk and count down the minutes to three o'clock.


In Gold's classroom…

"Okay midget people, I'm going to teach you how to play poker." Said Gold to many confused six year old faces. In the next half hour, all fifteen kids were playing poker and betting away all sorts of things away from their allowances to their snack "This is awesome." Said one of the six year olds.


In Crystal's classroom…

"Okay, I'm just have to get something from the printer so everybody keep working on their work sheet." said Crystal as she left the classroom. Truth was she heard music from the classroom beside hers, which was Gold's, so that couldn't be good. Crystal then entered the classroom Gold was in and she saw fifteen little kids playing poker, music playing in the classroom and Gold with his feet on the desk. "Come and join the party, super serious gal." asked Gold.

Crystal then snapped and started lectured Gold on gambling and kids and how poker wasn't age appropriate. Crystal then collected the cards, poker chips, and the radio, then stormed off back to her own classroom.


In Silver classroom…

Silver was reading a book while the students were working hard on their work sheets. Why? There were scared out of their wits of Silver's icy stare.


In Ruby's classroom…

"Fashion is an important part of life and today we are going to learn about fashion dos and don'ts." said Ruby with enthusiasm while all fifteen kids in the class groaned and started to complain. "So can somebody give me an example of a fashion don't." asked Ruby. "Your hair. "yelled out a random kid. "Actually it's a hat and…" Ruby said before a bunch of kids tried to take off his hat.


In Sapphire's classroom…

Okay, she wasn't technically in a classroom with the fifteen little kids she was supposed to be teaching, instated her and fifteen kids were playing doge ball even though it was raining outside.


In Emerald's classroom…

"Hi guys! I'm back." said Emerald. "You don't have to do these worksheets so you can do whatever you guys want." As a result there were many paper air planes flying around the classroom.


In Diamond's classroom…

"Okay everybody, help your selves to the all you can eat buffet!" said Diamond as fifteen six year-old charged towards the buffet Diamond prepared two hours ago and all the food was gone in two minutes.


In Pearl's classroom…

"Why, why, why did I give them sugar?" Pearl said to himself. Precisely one hour ago Pearl decided to reward fifteen kids with sugar for completing their homework with candy, ice cream, cookies, and pure sugar. Within five minutes Fifteen kids began to run around like crazy.


In Platinum's classroom…

"Please tell us your name." asked a random kid "pleaseee." This had been going on for the past three hours. "For the last time I don't give my name to commoners!" said Platinum.


Sometime after four o'clock …

Crystal arrived at home and after hearing what happened during the day, she decided never to let any of the Dex Holders to teach at Earl's academy again.


AN: okay that was kind of a cheesy ending. But was it funny? I kind of forgot to mention this at the beginning but this takes place after the HG, SS arc. So you guys can review if you like and requests are welcome but I can guaranty I will write about it. Also the next chapter will be funnier than this one, trust me. Stay tuned!