Chapter 4, Sonic
Sonic had passed an eager looking Shadow running for the door. He wondered what got into him. Sonic went by the dreaded door and stopped.
"That's weird." He said. "I never seen that before."
He opened up the door and went inside.
There was a chair in the middle of the room. Sonic sat in it.
"Know your stars know your stars..." The chant begin.
"Sonic the Hedgehog of Mobius," The voice started.
"Hmm?" Sonic looked up.
"Sonic bathes in blue kool-aid."
"Er, no I don't." Sonic raised his eyebrow.
"Yes you do. Thats why your blue."
"No I was born that way."
"So the doctors dunked you in blue kool-aid?"
"No they didn't! I was born that way!"
"How much money do you spend by buying blue kool-aid? It must take a lot to fill your tub."
"I don't bathe in blue kool-aid!"
"So does that mean your a smurf?"
"No! I am not a smurf!"
"Whatever smurf-boy."
Sonic gritted his teeth.
"Sonic the Hedgehog likes to read sappy romance novels."
"No I do not! I like to read action stories."
"Then how would you explain these? I found them in your room."
The voice dropped down a couple of sappy romance novels.
"Hey! You got these from Amy's room!"
Amy came into the room.
"Damn! How do you keep finding me Amy?!" Sonic and the voice said.
Sonic looked up at the voice.
"She follows you too?"
"She already appeared here once. Wait your turn Amy!"
Amy ignored the voice and ran to Sonic, squealing.
"Oh Sonic! I never knew you liked those stories! You also went into my room too! I looovve you!"
"Gah! Amy! Let go!." Sonic was struggling.
"Hey! Only I can torment the people in this room!" The voice was getting angry.
"It was your fault! You went into her room!"
Amy turned around and looked up.
"You went into my room?" She growled.
"What are you going to do?"
Amy sprang up into the air and pulled out her hammer.
"Crap." The voice picked up a phone and called animal control.
Suddenly a dozen police men showed up with nets. They dragged Amy out of the room.
While one was leaving, he accidentally whacked Sonic in the head with a net pole.
"Sonic the Hedgehog loves to eat leaves."
Sonic's eyes turned red.
"Eggman!" He yelled.
"What?" The voice was confused.
Sonic looked up.
"I know your up there Eggman!"
"You crazy hedgehog! I'm not Eggman!"
"Yeah right! Stop lying!"
"Do I even sound like a man?" The voice's patience was growing thin.
"Yes you do!"
"You have problems."
"You're one with problems Eggman!"
"I'm not Eggman!"
"Yes you are!"
The voice sighed. She was going to end this.
"And now you know Sonic the smurf who reads sappy romance novels and eats leaves."
"I'll get you yet Eggman!" Sonic shook his fist in the air.
"Get out." The voice pulled a lever and Sonic fell through the floor.
End of fourth chapter.
