This made me smile.
Ya, i know, kind of short, but its a Monday, so take pity on me.
Enjoy.
"Come on, Michele! Please?"
"No."
"It will only hurt for a minuet!"
"No!"
"Don't be a chicken!"
"Eve, no."
"I dare you."
Michele sighed, annoyed. "No."
"I'm going to do it anyways."
"No. No. NO! Eve! Stop it! Please! Stay back! I will bite you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Later:
"Hey Eve, what's wrong with Michele?"
"I tasered him, and he's being a girl about it."
"So what? He's a vampire, he'll have healed almost instantly."
"Well, I tasered him in a very sensitive place. . . ."
"Ahhhh."
Well, what do you think?
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