This made me smile.

Ya, i know, kind of short, but its a Monday, so take pity on me.

Enjoy.


"Come on, Michele! Please?"

"No."

"It will only hurt for a minuet!"

"No!"

"Don't be a chicken!"

"Eve, no."

"I dare you."

Michele sighed, annoyed. "No."

"I'm going to do it anyways."

"No. No. NO! Eve! Stop it! Please! Stay back! I will bite you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Later:

"Hey Eve, what's wrong with Michele?"

"I tasered him, and he's being a girl about it."

"So what? He's a vampire, he'll have healed almost instantly."

"Well, I tasered him in a very sensitive place. . . ."

"Ahhhh."


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