A/N: Psh, I'll get you a KUH-NUCKLE SAMMICH BELLA BEAR!

Alice ran down stairs to make me a sammich. "EDWARSHDO-BOIIZ!" I yelled. I needed my Edwarshdo-boiiz right now.

He slowly opened the door to the room. I heard a low chuckle, probably because I was basically drooling at the sight of a pizza on the screen.

"Are you okay, love?" Edwarshdo the III asked me. I shook my head no. " What do you need? Are you hungry or thirsty?" He waited to asked the last question. "Did Emmett hug you?"

I laughed super hard. "I juss wann a pickled pancakerz." I whispered to him.

Edwarshdo hung his head, shook that crazy sex hair, and walked out... Angry much? Jeez.

(I know people hate POV changes, but I HAVE TO! I just do!)

EMMETT POV! (OMG!)

"It will be okay. Bells is going to sleep. You guys can go hunt or whatever it is you do." Jasper chuckled.

I heard Eddie boy sigh. "Fine. Just DON'T let Emmett do anything stupid. Alright?" He warned me and Jasper.

"Me and Coyboy Jasper got this! No need to worry Sex Hair Cullen!" I said to him.

He walked out to his Volvo and mumbled "Jasper and I, dumbass."

I yelled "I HEARD THAT!" And then he texted me saying I know... Stupid Volvo Cullen.

Looking around the house, I came up with a plan. I shall take Bella out and refill her drunk status.

"Where do you wanna go?" I put her in the front.

She rubbed her eyes. "Bleh. I don't know... Ahh bloody hell! I forgot my cellular phone!" English accent?

"Is that necessary Bells?" She lookat me confused. "The accent."

"I'm trying to act like RPattz because he looks like Edward. Duh! Stupid vampire."

"Who?"

Her eyes got big. "You don't know who RPattz is? OhMyGod! You're a freak."

"What?"

"He is only one of the hottest actors... Ever!"

"When?"

"ONLY SINCE EVER!"

"Why?"

"BECAUSE HE IS BRITISH!"

"Wow." I said. She didn't say anything else. "I guess we're going to this bar." I told her, while pulling in to a run down bar.

32$, 7 drugged drinks later, Bella has gone from Edward's love, to every man's dream. She was making out with some redhead and her shirt was almost off.

Things were being shouted at her such as...

"Take it off bitch!"

"Do it again!"

"Now fuck her!"

"Do it doggy-style!"

Okay, so the last one was me. But can you blame me? Everyone else was yelling... I should have fun too.

Bella finally came over to me when the redhead left. "Emmie Bear. Take me hoooome! That guy wants tah fuuuck Rob..." Then she started to cry.

I picked her up and gave her a big bear hug. That was when the Rob-Look-A-Like came in with his eyes blazing.

"SERIOUSLY EMMETT!" He yelled.


Go make me a sammich or the Rob-Look-A-Like will kill you!

I hope you liked the 4th part of 'I've Never.'

Hope you liked this...

-iEmoPandaBear

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I was listening to Wavin' Flag by K'naan, Waiting For The End by Linkin Park, and In The End by Linkin Park while writing this... Amazing songs... You should look them up... :D