EPOV

"We have to get back at them". Emmet said vindictively

My brothers and I couldn't believe what had happened. One day we were all happy and having fun with our partners and the next were all alone and our girlfriends are dating each other.

"I know man but what can we do?" I asked

"I'm not sure but we'll get them back somehow" He said

"Jazz what do you think we should do?" I asked Jasper

"Alice" Jasper cried rocking back in forth in a fetal position holding a picture of Alice

"Alice why (sob) did (sob) you (sob) leave me?" Jasper fell to the ground sobbing

"Jasper pull yourself together man" Emmet said disgusted

"Okay" Jazz said still crying but no longer on the floor

"Geez bro" Emmet said

"Jasper on a scale of 1- 10 how desperate are you to get Alice back?" I asked

"11" Jazz said crying

'Geez Edward look what they've done to Jasper. They've got to pay for this and I know how.

I saw Emmet's idea in his head

"Oh no. No way. Negative. Not happening."

"Look do you want Bella back or not"

I thought about it for a minute

"Fine ill do it" I said begrudgingly

"Do what" Jasper asked through his tears

"Jasper. Are you willing to do anything to get Alice back?"

"Yes" Jasper sobbed

"Are you sure?"

"Yes no matter what it is ill do it" Jasper sobbed

"Okay then here the plan" Emmet said deviously

He explained his plan to us and Jasper looked as though he was about to vomit

APOV

"Ha ha ha". I laughed

I was in hysterics about what I'd just seen

"Alice what's wrong?" Bella asked concerned about my sanity

"I've just seen the funniest thing of all time"

"Well what is it?"

"Let's just say the boys are making this too easy"

EPOV

My brothers and I and were waiting in front of the door

"This isn't going to work" Jasper said scared

"Shut up yes it will" Emmet contradicted

"Alice would have seen it already" Jasper said terrified

"If she had she'd have stopped us" Emmet contradicted again

"I don't know maybe if we beg hard enough they'll take us back or we could just share or join or… or …"Jazz said in hysterics

"Shh" I hushed "he's here"

Mike Newton came into our driveway I heard his thoughts

'Ugh why do I have to deliver the camping gear to them? So what if they are our best costumers what do I care'

We'd ordered camping gear from Newton's earlier (knock knock)

"Whose there" Emmet asked

"Package for Carlisle Cullen" Newton said

Please like they don't know who it is

"Okay" I opened the door

Ugh freak Newton thought

"Uh sigh here" Newton said

Me and Emmet grabbed him then and pushed him to the floor in our house and Jasper closed the door. Emmet started ripping off his shirt while I held him down

"AHH ARE YOU RAPING ME!" Newton asked scared

"Are we… Are we raping him oh my god I knew this was a bad idea we're gonna get caught I should just go turn myself in right now!" Jasper said terrified

"Just relax we are not going to get caught. We'll just take turns and do this fast okay" Emmet told him

'Oh god they are going to rape me. Why me why me why not Eric or Tyler. Their family is rich they could just buy a prostitute what would they want with me? This is not how I wanted to lose my virginity.' Newton thought hysterical. Did he actually thinkwe were going to rape him?

"If you do rape me please ignore the tattoo on my ass" Mike pleaded

"Relax Mike were not going to rape you… wait what tattoo." I asked

"It's nothing but if you're not going to rape me then why are you holding me down and ripping off my clothes"

"Well you see Alice Rose and Bella have left us"

'Ha sucks for you' Newton thought

"For each other" I finished

"Whoa that sucks"

"Yeah it does"

"But what does that have to do with me"

"Were going to use you to get back at them congrats Newton you've just become our gay lover." Emmett told him

"Ahh please god let me go" Newton begged

"God can't save you. Jazz get the dress and make up" Emmett commanded and Jasper obeyed

"I'm so sorry. Please understand we wouldn't do this if we had another choice" Jasper apologized

Just then I heard Carlisle and Esme come into the room as we were fitting Mike into his dress they saw us

"What's going on in here" Carlisle asked

"PLEASE HELP THEYRE RAPING ME!" Newton screamed

Esme said nothing she just ran out of the room in tears and this was something considering vampires can't cry

"THAT'S ENOUGH I COULD TOLERATE ALL OF THIS INSANITY TILL NOW BUT I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO RAPE MIKE NEWTON IN MY HOUSE" Carlisle's voice boomed

"Oh my god my daughters are rapist and my sons are lesbians" Esme cried

"Mom I think you have it backwards" Emmett corrected

"Please just let me go" Newton begged

"Shut up Mike"

The girls came downstairs just in time