Disclaimer-me no own Naruto, Thnks fr th mmrs, or four minutes, got it? Good.

"Hi, I'm Maggie and this is my friend Naruto. Wave to the camera Naruto." Naruto waved at the camera. "It's the crack of dawn and we decided to wake up one of our friends, seein' that his ass isn't up. Now everyone who is watchin' this, don't try this. We're professionals."

Maggie and Naruto opened a door behind them. "Naruto ya got the stuff?" whispered Maggie. He nodded. "Kay, hand it over." Naruto handed the cd over. "Kay, hold on to the camera. I'm going to say this again, don't try this."

Maggie slowly crept over to the sound system. Placing the cd in it, she put on earmuffs. "Your earmuffs on?" The camera moved up and down. "Good." Grabbing the remote, she backed up to Naruto. The camera pointed to a sleeping figure. "Wakey wakey Nick." and then she pressed a button on the remote.

"ONE NIGHT YEAH, AND ONE MORE TIME

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

SEE HE TASTE LIKE YOU ONLY SWEETER"

"GAH!" the figure jumped and fell on the floor. "HA-HA!" "THAT WAS AWESOME!" Nick slowly raised his head off of the floor. He glare made them both stop laughing. "RUN!" The camera was dropped in the process. Screams could be heard in the background.

The camera was lifted into the air. Sighing, Suki cut off the film. "Idiots" she muttered. "FIRE STYLE: FIRE FOX" "AHHHHHH!" "SUCKS FOR YOU NARUTO!" "YOUR NEXT MAGGIE!" "SHADOW BUBBLE"

Peaking her head out in the hallway, she saw Maggie in a transparent black bubble. "ITS BOUNCEY!" She had a big ass grin on her face as she was bouncing in bubble. "Nick, go get dress and I'll get Maggie out of the bubble." "Hai Suki" "ITS SUKI-SENSEI! GET IT RIGHT!" "Nah"

Five hours later...

"Are we there yet?"

"No"

"Now?"

"No"

"Now"

"No"

"Now"

"No"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"How 'bout now?"

"NO"

"..."

"..."

"Now?"

"Yes"

"Really?"

"NO"

"Damn"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Now"

"SHUT UP!" Everyone yelled at Maggie. "Didn't have to snap. It was a question."

Insert twitch marks.

"...Are we there yet?"

"It's a mile away." "THEN WHAT ARE WE STANDIN' AROUND FOR! LETS GO!" and then she jumped into the trees and sped off. "MAGGIE WAIT!" They ran after her. "Who gave her a Monster?" "I think she stole it." "I saw earlier, surrounded by five of them." "And you didn't tell us earlier Naruto?" "I did." "When?" "Before we left." "Great." And they sped up.

Leaf Village...

The Hokage was standing at the gates, waiting for Kurai Tsuki to show up. It was the first time they'll participate in the exams. It was rare for them to even leave their grounds. Glancing over to his left, he saw all of his ninja at the gates. It's a big event. I mean the village who hasn't been seen in eons now coming to the exams is...suspicious. He was cut off when he heard singing coming from the forest.

"If you want it
You already got it
If you thought it
It better be what you want
If you feel it
It must be real
Just say the word and
Imma give you what you want
" At the end of that, a girl flew from the trees. She somersaulted in the air and landed on the ground.

Silence...

"All of ya'll know a gay baby was born." said the girl, looking at them all. That got them out of their stupor. "What?" asked a random ninja. "Yeah, every time there is a awkward silence, a gay baby was born. Remember that." "MAGGIE!"

She side stepped and a blond hair boy came out of the trees, crashing where she previously was. Two more people appeared behind him. "Baka" muttered the dark skinned boy. The sensei picked the kid off of the ground. She whispered something to him and his eyes widen. His blue eyes rested on the Hokage and he looked away.

"Sorry about that" said the sensei, "Maggie decided to run off." She glared at the girl, who was currently sleeping. "Well I'm Suki Maihara." "Nick." "Naruto Maihara." "And the person sleeping is Maggie. We're the Kurai Tsuki ninja."