"I cant believe Cassie was growing illegal drugs." Ord said sadly. When will he get over her? Oh my goodness! We were all still in the weed garden; the police just took Cassie away a few minuets ago and everybody was still in shock. How long does it take to get over a friend betraying you? "I'll give them three more minutes before I make my move on Ord." I thought to myself. Everybody moped around and talked about how hurt they were for the next five minutes, what losers. "It's time!" I said to myself. I walked up to Ord, who was sitting on the ground next to the weed plants. "How could Cassie do this?" He said sadly. "Shut up Ord!" I said sharply. "She betrayed you! You need a woman who won't do such an awful things, a woman who will be loyal to you till the end, a woman who will allow you to massage her feet whenever she wants - a woman like me!" I said." Ord looked up at me with tears in his hot, blue eyes. He opened his mouth to say something but he was interrupted by an annoying, piercing shriek.

"LOOK OUT EVERYBODY!" shrieked Wheezy, just like her to ruin a perfect moment, maybe I'll get rid of her too!

"What's the matter?" Max asked.

"My dear," Wheezy's eyes grew wide, "I mean, Max. ZAK IS GOING TO SNEEZE!"

Zak did have the contorted face like he was going to sneeze. What a loser, he can't even handle a little marijuana pollen.

"Aaah... Aaaaah... AAAAAACHOOOOOO!" Zak sneezed.

"Ugh, excuse me everybody!" Zak said trying to be polite.

"It's alright, bless you!" Ord said (He is so sweet).

"Dose anybody smell smoke?" Max said.

"No Max! You are just stupid!" I finally said it! OMG I feel so empowered!

"NO! I SMELL IT TOO!" Wheezy screamed in her obnoxiously loud voice.

"Oh NO!" Ord said pointing towards the house, "The weed caught on fire!"

"WE CAN'T GET OUT!" Zak shrieked, "WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

The air filled up with smoke pretty quickly, we couldn't even see the fire anymore.

"Maybe I should just let everybody die," I thought to myself, "but Ord would get mad at me and think I'm some sort of psychopath, which I'm OBVIOUSLY NOT!"

"Everybody gather close and get close to the... the..." I started. I felt strange - euphoric. "Guys?" I asked.

"BWAHAHAHA! WHa.. AHAHA is THIS?! HAHAA!" Wheezy said in between bouts of uncontrollable laughter.

"I think... the weed is hitting us!" I said before erupting into laughter.

"WE'RE GOING TO DIE! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" Zak yelled, obviously having a bad trip because he is a loser!

I looked over at Max, who was floating in the air cross-legged. "I have achieved Nirvana!" he said. I rolled my eyes because my little brother was just being stupid, but I found that I couldn't stop moving my eyes!

"Sis thucks!" I said.

"NEED... FOOD!" Ord said, his eyes were squinted and red, but he was till hot! Ord ran up to the dragonberry patch and started shoving the bushes down his romantic throat whole. "I wish that were me." I thought to myself. "Yes! that's it! That is how I will be with Ord forever! I will make him swallow me whole!" My thoughts continued, "I will smear dragonberry jelly all over myself and he will swallow me whole and I will achieve Nirvana!"

I struggled to get up to get the dragonberry jelly, which was inside Cassie's refrigerator. Slowly, step by step, I stumbled over to the house, then the kitchen. This felt like it took hours, but eventually, I opened the refrigerator. "There you are my precious." I said to the jar of jelly.

"Hello Emmy." The jar said in a nasty voice that sounded like Cassie. "You will never gain Ord's love, he only loves Cassie!" The skanky jar continued. "SHUT UP YOU STUPID JAR!" I said as a hit the 10" by 10" jar on the refrigerator door. "Ord loves me! He's just confused because Cassie is a temptress!" I said.

Just then I heard police sirens. "Crap! It's the cops!" I said, "You called them! didn't you, Jar?" I shouted at Jar, she didn't reply. "This is the police! We have the house surrounded, come out with your hands up!" One of the hot dragon police said. He continued. "We see the plume of smoke coming from your back yard, there is no denying that you guys are blazing the rest of Cassie's weed, you are all under arrest!" I knew the only thing I could do was hide, but where? I looked at the skanky jar. "Eureka!" I said to myself the put the jar over my head. "They will never find me here!" I thought to myself.

"We're coming in!" The hot dragon police officer said. A swarm of those losers ran right past me. I heard them arrest Max, Zak, and Wheezy, which I was okay with because they were all losers, but then I heard Ord's voice. "I can't go to jail, I need food!"

"No!" I thought to myself. "They can't arrest Ord, he is too precious!" But alas, they threw him into the police van with the rest of those losers!

I knew what I had to do! I had to follow them, and free my Ord!

As soon as the last hot police officer got into the dragonberry police car, I took the jar off of my head and smashed it with a hammer because it was a stupid skank! Then I got my harness and quickdraws out off my pocket and snuck over to the policedragons' dragonberry police car. They were all laughing and eating dragonberry donuts - and getting diabetes I'm sure. I crawled under the dragonberry police van and attached my harness to the underside of the dragonberry van.

Not a minute too soon, the hot, dragon police losers started the car and drove off as soon as I attacked the last quickdraw.