Just saying I'm horrible at battling scenes

Tony POV

WhenI heard that comment I turned around, I expected an old guy in his 50's with an intellectual build not…. This. The supposed culprit wasn't even in his 30's! he had dirty blond hair with a strange strand of hair sticking out defying the laws of gravity (I wondered how he did it….. a lot of hair gel?). He had a round babyish face with blue gem-like eyes and glasses. He had a rifle slung on to his back and gave some strange aura…. He grinned when he saw our expressions, from my first glance he seemed like a good kid.

- Sorry kid but we both know we can't do that. The boy seemed to deflate a little but plastered a bigger grin on his face.

- So I don't really like to fight so… why don't we try to talk? I blinked, seriously? This kid was the one that took out that many S.H.I.E.L.D agents and just wanted to talk?

- If you really just wanted to talk than put the rifle down and we can talk on the heli carrier. I really didn't see this kid coming along peacefully, he looked like he could put up a good fight.

- Why don't we just talk here? Besides you're asking ME to put the rifle down when you have a magic hammer, a pistol, an adamantium shield, a bow and a freaking guy in an armour with what looks like a cannon blaster in his hand pointed at me; and you're asking me to give you my only defense? The kid had a point and I bursted out laughing.

- Good one kid! Capsicle he does have a point and plus he looks like he can be a fun guy so why don't we just try to talk? The kid opened his eyes in surprise and started nodding hysterically

- Yes! I like you, you'are fun and plus peace and love right?.

I smiled, this kid had a good sense of humour.

- Stark you kno- Thor interrupted him – Why not try it? My name is Thor Odinson. Steve slapped his forhead at this and my smile got wider.

- I'm Tony Stark aka Iron Man. Capsicle over here is Captain America but just call him Capsicle! The guy with the bow is Hawkeye, the scary lady is Black Widow and this guy over here (I grabbed Banner's shoulders) is Doctor Banner also the Hulk.

Natasha looked like she would murder me right at this moment so I continued talking.

– So what's your name?

- Oh me? I'm Alfred F. Jones the HERO NAHAHAHAHAH. I started laughing, this kid was hilarious.

- So Mr. Jones I'm gonna have to bring you in for hacking a government facility. I quit laughing and turned to Natasha, we were having such a great start and she just had to ruin it!

- Whaaaaat? S.H.I.E.L.D? Hacking? Government? Pshhhhhh I would NEVER do that.

He turned his gaze to a tree like he was seriously interested in it. He had to be the worst liar he had ever met in his entire life.

- You're obviously lying turn yourself in or we'll be forced to take you by force. Natasha took a step closer to the kid and grabbed her gun.

- Oh man and I thought we didn't have to use violence… The kid unhooked his rifle and that's when the fight began.

America POV

Oh jeez he really had messed up now; he wanted to avoid fighting at all costs since it was 6 vs 1 and even if he was the hero and America (awesome combination by the way)he wasn't invincible. He knew he didn't want to shoot Banner or Tony or Thor, Thor and Tony looked like nice people and he didn't really want to fight the Hulk; although he had a plan if he did hulk out. Romanov shot him (or at least tried to) and he dodged. He started shooting back but he felt the hair's of his neck stand up so in instinct he threw himself at the ground and rolled. Right where he had been was captain america's shield. He wanted to grab it but he couldn't teleport* out of there since he had done that yesterday to deliver Mattie the agent's. So he started shooting the captain, he braced his neck ,good, at least he did something. He run to find cover and found a hammer approaching him, what did he do? Catch it of course! It was actually quite light and he hold it in his hands not knowing what to do. He looked around at the flabbergasted looks of the avenger's and a nervous smile appeared in his face.

- Dude why are you looking at me like that? The team pulled themselves together and continued their attacks he used the hammer to crash all the attacks, the rifle forgotten in the mud. When he got close to Thor he did a quick dash and offered it to him.

- Hi I think this belongs to you, it's not really my style yah know? I smiled at his face and left the hammer on the ground before running like there was no tomorrow to the woods. He would have the advantage there he knew the forest like the back of his hand. Heh, he felt bad for them they had a real beating coming to them.

Clint's POV

The kid was good, he dodged everything with expertise like a trained soldier but what surprised him the most was him able to hold Thor's hammer and swing it around like it was nothing. He had tried to lift that thing and not even Steve was able to lift it, it was HEAVY. Thor had told them only the worthy could rise Mjolnir, it seemed Thor wasn't the only worthy one…. Something that also surprised him was the fact that the kid gave the hammer back to Thor! What kind of kid did that? So when he ran into the forest his first instinct was to run and chase him but he knew that's what he wanted so he lowered his bow.

- What do we do now, he obviously wants us to follow him. He probably knows the whole forest so he has the advantage. I couldn't help but be amazed at the kid. No criminal had lasted these long with all of them attacking at once, he felt a jolt of pride but why would that be? It didn't make sense

- He obviously has been trained no one with no practice could do that. Nat had a good point but when did she never have one?

- He lifted Mjolnir, I wish to speak to him to try and figure out how he could lift it. I turned to Thor and raised an eyebrow.

- You can do that when we capture him, remember apart from him having classified information of S.H.I.E.L.D he also knows where the missing agents are. Nat seemed on edge since meeting the kid but she was right; again.

- Thor can go from the North and North East, Romanov from the East, Barton at South-East, Tony South, Banner you can go at South-West and west as Hulk and I'll go North-West. I nodded at the Captain and headed to my destination. I smirked, this was getting interesting.