MONKEY FIST
The next morning Ron and Shego are at Tim North's Mansion. Ron told her she needed to hide out here for two reasons, one was to protect Tim and his base, the second nobody would look for her there. Ron said "Look Shego Mr. North is a good friend and he needs a bodyguard, I'll pay you five grand a week cash, ten if you let him call you Ferret Girl and once in a while wear the costume."
Shego says "for ten grand a week I'll run around in the mask and high heel boots and nothing else, by the way you can call me Sheila." then kisses him on the cheek, then adds "for that kind of money I'd be nice to Princess."
Ron says "You know if I had another ten Gs on me I'd pay to see you in the just the mask and boots." with a sly grin and raised eyebrow.
Sheila playfully slaped his arm saying " now who's asking for a spanking." then they laugh before Ron kisses her cheek and says "Goodbye"
over the next week Ron, Wade, Felix, and the tweebs came up with new battlesuits for not only Kim, Yori, and Ron but also new Fearless Ferret and Ferret Girl suits even Rufus got one though his was a Robo-exosuit the Iron Ferret. Ron also developed a skin cream that would give Sheila a normal skin tone. when she asked why he told her to help her hide, and he knew it bothered her. Ron also gave her a new ID he worked up, it was her name but four years younger. this got him another kiss when she commented on the age he said " sorry I know you're younger than that, but I though if I add two years it would help throw them off, I guess I could have taken them off."
a few days later the team got new battlesuits and personal rides, all were converted to a hybrid then modified by Felix and the tweebs except for Ron's Dalorian which he modified himself basing the look off the one in Back To The Future. Kim got a Hummer, Yori a Trans-am, and Sheila got a black Viper with neon green raceing stripes and lighting. to everyones surprise Ron went as far as make his Dalorian fly like in the movies. Ron said "I don't got the Flux compacitor figured out yet, but I will... in time." this got the girls to laugh but Wade and Felix felt he was serious.
Saterday came and Betty stopped by, She almost didn't reconize Sheila. Ron however convenced her she was wrong as he pulled a photo of Shego out and pointed out all the differances. When Betty asked why he had a picture of Shego, he said "I got pictures of the hottest women I know usually at embarassing moments, You want to see you at Sullivan's last Friday night?" Betty turned four shades of red and said "NO Please don't, fine you win."
Kim showed up about the time Betty was telling Ron and Sheila about Killigan and Drakken. Kim said "That was just brutal, even they didn't deserve that."
Ron said "I got to disagree, I think they got what they deserved after what they did to you KP."
Sheila adds "Who knows who else they hurt."
Betty says "True but you can't take the law in your own hands."
Ron says "what makes you think it wasn't a rival?"
Betty said "well there is a guy called Jester we hear rumors about." then she gets up and says "I got to go, bye guys."
After Betty left, Wade called saying the whole team was invited to Yamanouchi ASAP. Yori asked Sheila and Timothy North to come along as well. they both accepted and within an hour they were on the way at mach three in a heavy transport hoverjet. this jet carried their battle gear and vehicles. the hoverjet itself could transform into a giant robot suit Rufus could control by hooking his Iron Ferret suit up to it. this gave the little guy a lot of fire power not to mention size and brut force. on the way Ron and Wade perfected a youth ray gun and used it on Mr. North, turning him to about thirty. this caused Sheila to drool a little, then Ron made her twenty-one. When they got there Ron couldn't help but to laugh at Master Sensei who was starstruck being a huge Fearless Ferret fan. afer things calmed down Ron used the Ray to make Sensei thirty too, he was thrilled. later Ron caught the two sparring and Tim wasn't doing to bad.
the team spent the week at the school defending it from Monkey Fist and his hoard of ninjas and an army of monkey ninjas. to everyones surprise Tim used a style based on the mongoose aswell as Dragon style Kung-fu, between the two styles he could disable an eight man team with ease. Wave after wave assulted the shcool, but if the students didn't stop them our heroes did. in the end it came down to one fight and Ron didn't even get to enjoy it himself. The Fearless Ferret verses Monkey Fist. Monty thought it would be easy until Ferret rolled foward and broke Monty's knees with a double stomp move, followed by a stike to the sternum and an elbow right between the eyes breaking the nose and blackening the eyes. lucky for him his monkeys got him out of there. the next day the team went home but not before Ron mentioned Nana to Sensei who gulped hard.
on the way home North sparred with everyone and to their surprise he beat everyone but Ron. so Ron made him Twenty-five and, he and Wade made Timothy new leagal ID for that age. When they got home Tim said he planned to stay the Fearless Ferret for now, Ron said "If you ever need us just call." then they all drove home. however Sheila went home with Ron since Mr. North could take care of himself better than she could.
two weeks later Shego runs into Monty Fisk in England. as he passes her in the park, she grabs him and says in a panic "Fisk we are in trouble, after what we did a year ago he is really pissed"
Fisk says "Yeah yeah he beat me a couple weeks ago, well actually it was that damned ferret-man whatever." trying to brush her off.
Shego going crazy eyed almost growls out "You don't get it, Killigan, Drakken they're dead. he killed them savagely, brutally maimed them. Look You've been warned I'm getting out of here." and she run off.
around the corner Ron cought her and kissed her saying "You should have been an actress." earning him a smile.
that night Lord Monty Fisk has all the security his title and money can get plus his Monkey ninjas, but it wasn't enough. he still awoke tied up with Ron standing over him Lotus blade in hand. when he cried out for security Ron informed him they were all sleeping, at least that was what the Bobbies(english police) were doing, the mercs not so much. then Ron started a music box that kept playing Pop goes the weasel a traditional english song over and over. Monty looked confused until it came to the part that goes "Pop goes the weasel" at this point Ron changed the LB into a warhammer and smashed a bone. then Ron would dance around him until that part again and Ron would smash a bone and laugh as he start to dance again, he did this for over an hour before the ammusement wore off and he said "Okay I'm getting bored, you know why I'm doing this don't you Bonzo?"
Monty answered "What we did over a year ago."
Ron smiled saying "Bingo Bonzo." then he took the warhammer to Fisk's testicals then shifted the LB to hedge clippers and cut off his manhood.
then Ron said "You wanted my sword, let me give it to you!" and he drove the LB through fisks neck then twisted it and said "Nah I changed my mind I'll keep it" as he pulled it out and swung the blood off, then snuck out leaving a little hat on fisks head.
Ron met Sheila a mile away, they beamed up to a blue Lowardion battleship and flew home. on the way home they got drunk and had a major make out session. when they got to Ron's they stumbled up to his bed loosing clothes on the way, but ultimatly crashed on his bed together. when they woke up in he morning they were in their undies with Sheila laying on Ron and he had one hand on her butt and the otherbetween her shoulders. they felt safe and content to stay there until Sheila blushes and says "I guess little Ron isn't so little." with her eyes comically wide.
Ron now blushed and replied with a kiss and said "do you really want to findout now, or do you want to get a shower and some waffles?"
She gets up and says "Fine I'll get a shower." as she leaves she stops and says "Princess is lucky to have someone care for her as much as you do, I wish I had someone care for me as much as you do for her."
Ron said "You do, me. That's why the Seniors are next."
NOTES Well guys what did you think? I bet Monty never thought he would be beat to death by a game of pop goes the weasel. By the way Kim starts dating again in the next chapter and Ron and Sheila become official too. As always comments and reviews, tips and suggestions all are not only welcome but also appreciated
also Note to clear any confusion when I put LB I mean Lotus Blade if a character has it in their line they are actually saying Lotus Blade not calling it LB. while I figured most of you could figure that out I decided to state it for Clutch28 who didn't get it. Sorry for the inconvenience folks
