A/N: What! An author's note before the chapter? Unheard of!

Well I wanted to apologize for this taking so long. I had oodles of homework, and then today I started listening to the hetalia character songs… I'm actually listening to Mein Gott while typing this OTL

So yeah. Thanks for the reviews, even though I'm ungrateful and take a month to update.


Gilbert woke up on his tiled kitchen floor, with a killer ache in the back of his head and a piece of paper lying on his face. Did get drunk last night? He picked up the paper and began to read Elizaveta's handwriting. It read:

"Dear Gilbert. I found out what you're doing with that other guy. I don't much like the idea, or remember who the guy is for that matter. I had some choice words for you, but have joined a… close friend in the resolution against cussing. Attached you will find the divorce papers. Please sign them and put them in Roderich's mailbox and we can probably keep this whole thing out of court. Elizaveta."

He smirked, signing the attached papers. He walked outside to put them into his neighbor's box before walking across-the-street-and-down-a-few-houses to his lover's house.


A few weeks later, Gilbert and this man got married. Everyone learned that this man's name was actually Matthew, and that they had known him for years. (Don't you remember? I gave you that awesome maple syrup for Christmas last year!) Not that it really mattered, as they all forgot afterward. Except for Gilbert. Gilbert never forgot.

Roderich and Elizaveta had an extravagant wedding a year later, complete with a big ass diamond wedding ring and Roderich playing a few songs on the grand piano, songs he had written for his one true love. Elizaveta cried, tears of joy and love, before Roderich carried her off to a honeymoon.

And let's just say that a certain Japanese man got plenty of potential blackmail from the abundant waterworks that day.

Gilbert moved in with Matthew, which didn't really matter anyway because he spent all his time there in the first place. Elizaveta moved in with Roderich. She had always hated the house she owned with Gilbert. It was never really home, never really loving. Plus the walls were painted hideous colors.

And they all lived out their lives deliriously happy together.


EPILOGUE:

A tall, muscular, high-strung blonde man walks into His brother's old home. A small Italian clings to his arm.

"East? Where are you?" Came his German-accented yell.

"He must not be here, Doitsu~"

"Don't be ridiculous. Where would my drunken older brother have to go? And you can call me Ludwig, you know. That IS my name."

"Ve~ sorry, force of habit. When was the last time you saw him?"

"The day before I moved in with you… So the day before he moved out of our old house. But this is his new house… well; I guess we should have a look around."

Ludwig started to search the house with the Italian following close behind.

"Looks deserted to me, Ludwig. Maybe he doesn't live here anymore? Looks like nobody does."

"I guess so. Damn." A deep blush colored his cheeks as he realized they had stopped in a sparsely furnished bedroom. The past occupants seem to have left the bed behind. "So… I guess they won't be using that bed tonight then…?"

"No, I suppose not."

"So…"His face flushed an even deeper red. "Shall we?"

Let's just say the mice living in the walls of this long-abandoned house didn't get much sleep that night.

Well, let's just say nobody in the house did.


A/N: Yeah, I can have two. BECAUSE I'M AWESOME.

Umm, yeah. Last chapter. And only chapter in which I cussed! /shot but it's fluffy, at least. :3 So, yeah. I love you guys all so much. Thanks for reading. If you liked, keep watch for the spamino holiday fic I'm working on. Also, go vote in my poll! .net/u/2590020/# (Hetalian wood is my Into the woods hetalia crossover that I'll start evantually I promise. If you don't know what into the woods is, just know that the stepsisters are Cinderella's stepsisters. Cinderella is America and the other stepsister is Prussia.)

And I just added the Epilogue last-minute because I felt bad about not updating. but now i see that without it this chapter is waay too short x3

Sing us out, Romano! Buono tomato buono Tomato! Buono buono uu! Tomato!