Sanada and the Seven Dwarfs Part 4
Sanada and the Seven Dwarfs Part 4
Summary: Time to wash up for dinner! And what ever happened to the poor Huntsman and the Queen?
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Prince of Tennis © Takeshi Konomi, Snow White © Disney
Yes, I know in part 3 there were some spelling errors….so please stop hurting me!! Forgive me!! I typed it at like 2am and even with spell check, my English sucks! (and yes, it is my native and first language…) Anyway here's part 4! Sorry it took so long again, I had been showing a pig at my county fair. Enjoy!
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There was much screaming and slapping, but everyone finally went outside to wash up like Sanada told them to.
Hiroshi, being the gentleman he is, pumped the water into the large basin-thing for them, while Marui looked for soap.
"What kind of soap is this?" Niou asked as he grabbed a circular, pink, rose petal filled soap bar (even though its round, could you still call it a 'bar of soap'?) from Marui's hands when he came back.
"It was the only one he'd give me after I called him Sanada-Hime when I asked for soap. He said he made it with milk from some wild goat friend of his or something".
"…..ahhh……."
So everyone started to wash up with the round, pink, rose petal filled, goat milk soap. They also started to sing, but it didn't last long because Niou and Marui decided to hold Akaya's head underwater and were timing how long it took him till he stopped breathing. That didn't last long either because Rock came to Akaya's rescue.
After the drama called 'Washing up for Dinner', everyone filed inside to eat. And even though it smelled good, Sanada's cooking wasn't the best in the magical land, but it wasn't that bad and nobody died from eating it.
When they were done eating, they made Sanada clean up the dishes and take a bath after that while they got a little 'surprise' ready for him.
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE CASTLE
The Queen stood in front of her magic mirror, laughing her butt off. In her hands was the box that contained 'Snow White's' heart.
"Well magic mirror, I have Sanada's heart in the box! Now who is the fairest one of all?"
"Sanada is your Evil-ness."
"WHAT?! He's dead!! How can he be beautiful when he's a cold, dead…thing!?"
"Mada mada dane your highness….that's not Sanada's heart in the box…he's still alive…"
"……..what……?"
"The Huntsman just got some idiot to kill a pig and put its heart in the box instead."
-Somewhere, Shishidou sneezed.-
"That stupid Huntsman!! I knew he wouldn't be able to do it!!"
"Then why'd you have him try? He never even brought back my Ponta…."
"Fine then! If you want something done right, do it yourself!"
With that the Queen marched off to her super secret special semi-underground dungeon hideout lab place.
BACK AT THE COTTAGE
Sanada sighed as he came out of the bath. Someone (he assumed it was Niou) had taken his clothes and didn't leave behind any clean/new ones. So he just had to walk around with a rather small, almost see through towel around his waist until he found some clothes.
He thought there might still be the laundry he hung out to dry outside so he headed down the hall towards the door when…..
"SURPRISE!!"
Everyone jumped out and threw confetti in the air.
Everyone looked at Sanada. Sanada looked at everyone. Everyone looked away as Sanada went outside.
After a few minutes, Sanada came back inside wearing one of the boy's yellow and black jerseys. And yet again, everyone yelled "Surprise!!" and threw confetti in the air.
"What is all this for?" Sanada asked looking around at the living room. He thought he saw a cactus.
"It's a fiesta to show our thanks!!" Akaya cried happily as Jackal put a sombrero on Sanada's head and Marui handed him a colorful stick.
"Why are you thanking me, what's with the sombrero, and why do I need a stick?" Sanada asked, even more puzzled.
"We are thanking you for all the cleaning you did for us," Jackal said.
"There was a 92.02189423490589 percent chance Akaya, Marui, Niou, and Rock wanted a Mexican themed party to thank you with," Renji said looking at his data.
"And the stick is for the piñata!" Marui said putting a blindfold on Sanada and leading him to a very colorful piñata shaped like a kitty that resembled a certain boy from the nearby land of Seigaku.
"No wait! I don't want to hit the piñata!"
So after much ducking, anger, and hurtful words that made Akaya cover Rock's ears, Sanada finally threw down the stick.
"TARUNDORU!!" he screamed as he hit the piñata. He always hated them….especially since he could never hit them.
"Wow…you just broke the piñata with your bare hands!!" Akaya shouted, amazed.
"I did?" Sanada asked, taking off his blindfold.
"You did!!" Akaya and Marui hugged Sanada, and Akaya made sure Rock got to hug him too.
Sanada was…well… very proud of himself for actually breaking open a piñata for the first time in his life; and with his bare hands no less. He couldn't help but smile the whole rest of the party.
The party went on for about 5 more hours, and consisted of salsa and tortilla chips, pin the tail on the cactus, and, after a few to many shots of pink lemonade, they got Renji to do the Mexican Hat Dance around a sombrero.
Soon after, however, they began to get sleepy. So they got a bunch of pillows and blankets and threw them on the floor where there was a free-for-all to get the softest pillows and blankets; not to mention a place on the floor to sleep. Sanada got lucky, being a prince and all, and was able to get the best pillow and blanket, and he headed upstairs to sleep on the little beds again. He was almost asleep when he heard from downstairs:
"Good night Sanada –hic- Hime-san!!"
"….."
"I –hic- said goooo-d night –hic- princess-essssss!!"
"Good night Renji," Sanada yelled back, wondering how just a few cups of pink lemonade could make a guy act so drunk.
"Rock says good night too!!"
"Good night Rock, good night Akaya," Sanada shouted again.
After a few more good nights, everyone was finally asleep.
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Well there's part 4! My little sis was dying for me to have the party be a fiesta with a piñata, so I made it so. XD lol I have a feeling Niou spiked the pink lemonade…
Oh yes, I added a poll on my profile about which story I should do after this one, so please check it out if you have time. :) And thank you to everyone who favored this story, or added it to your watch list, etc. Those actions help keep me going!! haha
