Finally, Zim is back on Earth, with some guests, I'm also aware that this chapter is short but that's because its a filler, meh I simply did not put that much effort into this chapter.

Why? As Jhonen Vasquez would call it "Lazy writing."


Gaz was sitting in the cafeteria the hospital had, it provided some terrible meals but it was still better than the food the skools provided since these meals didn't try to eat you.

Despite her hunger, the soon to be grandmother couldn't eat, it was so surreal, in a matter of minutes, hours or days, it didn't matter, she was going to meet her grandkid, which meant that her family was going to grow.

And if her husband missed this, she was going to kill him.

She didn't know where Zim went but one thing was clear; if he was not around soon, then Zia would never forgive him, she wanted both her parents to be here on what could very well be their daughter's happiest moment.

A gloved hand made it way towards the woman's shoulder.

"If you want to keep that hand Zim, you better give one damn good reason why I shouldn't shove it up your ass."

Gaz knew that Zim was justified to be angry but that still didn't give him the right to leave Zia when she needed her father the most and that thought alone was enough to pissed her off.

"How you know it was me?" He asked ignoring the death threat.

"Who else would be stupid enough to come near me and not fear being shoved into a nightmare realm?"

"Lovely marriage" A new voice commented sarcastically.

Gaz sharply turned around to face her would be son in law "What the hell are you doing here?"

"The same reason you're here"

777 entered the room with several snacks "Anyone wants some popcorn?"

They all glared at the Vortian, he simply shrugged and started eating again.

Zim gave his wife of over twenty-five years the smug look she knew so well, it was his own pathetic attempt to make peace with her, he tried that several times during their marriage and it almost never worked, usually because of Gaz's inability to let go of old grudges.

This time was one on those.

"Gimme one good reason why you shouldn't die with your PAK between your butt crack" She growled.

"Do you really want to upset Zia even more?" He questioned.

"YOU'RE THE REASON SHE'S UPSET GENIUS!"

"You sure it wasn't because she lied to all of us?" The Irken shot back "For Irk's sake, she told GIR before us what her problem was! GIR! Of all people!"

"What?" She exploded "That insane … GIR knew and he didn't tell us?"

"If I may interfere" Lorrs said politely "Are we all in the same page here? I mean do we even have to go through this again?"

"Stay out of it you goat!" Gaz bellowed "This is family business!"

"Well as long as Zia is my life-mate I'll consider myself as part of this family business!"

"She is not your life-mate!" Zim snapped "She dump you!"

"Because of you two!" GIR suddenly appeared covered in ketchup.

They all looked at the S.I.R Unit questioningly; it was times like these that Zim and Gaz wondered how come GIR only active his duty mode self when the situation only was convenient for him.

"You have to realize, Zia looks up to you two and it's a mystery why," GIR's red eyes coldly glared at his masters "You two aren't exactly stable parents but despite the nightmare that was growing up in this demented family, you two are the most important people in her life, she once told me that she was scared… no, terrified of not having you in her life. THAT is why she broke up with the little Vortian guy, she chooses your happiness over hers, so congratulations you raised a pretty damn good girl."

The robot's eyes turned cyan "PIGGY PARTY!"

He started licking the condiment not unlike a dog.

Everyone in the cafeteria was perplexed at the sudden revelation.

Needless to say, Zim and Gaz never saw this side of Zia and until now they were content with things the way they were.

Now they were pissed.

To the soon to be grandparents, these revelations keep coming and coming and they weren't sure just how to deal with them, but they did know one thing.

They couldn't keep Zia from having her own life, Gaz was aware of the fact that Zim refused to even believe that his "little girl" could become an adult so soon.

Now, he couldn't keep this up, he needed to be a father for his daughter not her mate's killer.

"Hey! Hey!" a new voice called out angrily.

Everyone turned their attention to the source of the voice to see Dr. Brian marching over to them.

"Oh great" Gaz muttered sarcastically "Doctor asshole is here"

Zim recognized the man as one of his former skoolmates, said man stopped right in front of the dysfunctional family and crossed his arms over his chest as he glared at each one of them.

"This is a hospital!" he growled. "There are people who are sick and/or dying here and it would be nice if they could do that in peace!"

"Like you care" Gaz sneered. ""Besides, Dr. Smartass, this may surprise you but I am so not in the mood to listen to one of your stupid rants."

The doctor glared at her, "Just keep that demented robot from destroying my hospital or else I´ll be suing you ass!"

Clearly his years in the underground classrooms affected the once cheery human.

Gaz raised her fists threateningly "Excuse me? Are you threatening me?"

Brian applauded sarcastically "The beast can understand me! Amazing!"

Before the scary woman could do anything else, Lorrs stopped her by getting between her and the doomed man.

"Don't" The Vortian warned. "Whatever rage you have, please hold it in."

Gaz snarled "You can't tell me what to do!"

"True" He agreed "BUT getting kicked out of the hospital is not an option right now-"

The woman lowered her arms and glared at the alien before walking towards her husband and kicked him.

Zim groaned, jumping up and down in pain but didn't lash out at her, he knew from experience that Gaz just wanted to get the frustration out of her and not many targets were available so to the Irken's bad luck, he would have to endure a bit of physical abuse from his wife which wasn't uncommon.

He blushed when certain memories came to his twisted mind.

Brian crossed his arms in mild arrogance and said "You know your place, good"

Then he walked away but not before he got hit in the head with a chair.

Zim panted tiredly "No one speaks ill of my family unit and gets away scotch free"

Gaz smirked cruelly; it was times like these that made her proud to be married to the insane moron.

"Are you Zia's family?" A nurse asked.

Everyone faced the newcomer.

"Yeah" Gaz growled "What's it to you?"

The nurse fearfully answered "She requested to see her mom-"

"Why?" Gaz questioned coldly but worriedly.

"She wants you to be there with her when her son arrives to this world."

Zim and Gaz paralyzed "You mean she…"

"She's about to give birth, yes." The nurse said with a warm smile "So if you please follow me."

Lorrs eyes widened in joy "I'm about to have a son."

Zim grabbed Gaz by the arm and ran towards the delivery room.

He was going to have a chat with his daughter, after the smeet came out.

And do what he should have done in the beginning.

"I'm gonna be grandpa" He thought wickedly "Who knew?"

The woman thought differently "I'm going to strangle the doctor if she's in pain."

Lorrs followed his in-laws, like hell if they were going to prevent him from popping the question to his ex-girlfriend.


If you remember, Brian wanted to be a Doctor in "Career Day" in here, he apparently succeeded but he is not the guy he once was.

The next chapter will be the final one.

Invader Johnny Signing Off.