Jake (HHQFandoms' poem suggestion of a-somewhat-happy one)

Jake the orange kittypet,

Had a pelt that gleamed like fire.

It brought him many a cat,

That all became his admirers.

I am here to tell you about,

His many adventures.

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Jake the lazy kittypet,

Became friends with the ShadowClan leader.

He fought Jake's mother as an apprentice,

And met again many moons later.

Jake convinced him to become a kittypet,

After Pinestar no longer felt courage.

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Jake the handsome kittypet,

Drew in Nutmeg and Quince.

His kits from Nutmeg were good at heart,

And his kits from Quince were evil.

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Jake the courageous kittypet,

Became a gay cat.

He had fallen in love with Talltail,

Who was hungry for revenge.

He wanted to kill Sparrow,

The rouge he thought killed his father.

Jake went with him the whole way,

Helping him as he journeyed.

Even though he was helping,

He still encouraged Talltail to stop.

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Jake the orange kittypet,

Could not go to StarClan when dead.

But when Talltail and Pinestar died,

He guided them there the whole way.

There HHQ, a happy-ish one. XD