Warning: If you are a huge Tea fan do not read this chapter!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Yu-Gi-Oh characters.


Chapter 4

I walk back into the back room to look for that mop. I have a very bad short-term memory, so I can't remember where I set it down. Once again I hear that accursed bell signaling a new arrival into the shop. I peer around the corner and find (to my horror) Tea standing in front of the counter looking around. I try to sneak to the back room, but I find the mop, on the floor. I trip over the mop making a large crash as I run into a large shelving unit.

"Is anybody here," I hear Tea call, "I looking for a new friend." At that moment a very evil and cruel plan pops into my head. I run to the backroom as fast as I can and find the cage labeled "Rabid German Hamster (A/N no offense to Germans) Do Not Touch or Sell!" I rip off that little warning.

"Yes," I shout, "come on back Tea."

As she comes into the back room she begins to look around when she sees me. "How did you know it was me?" she asks.

"Well," I say, "you're famous, everybody knows what you sound like. I think I have just the pet your looking for." As I say this I smile as sweetly as possible. I point to the rabid hamster cage.

"He's so cute," she squeals, "can I hold him?"

"Yes," I reply, "why don't you take him out of the cage." She does this and begins to hug the hamster. In turn the hamster begins to froth at the mouth and growl loudly. I knew what was going to happen and personally didn't want to be around when it did, so I quietly excused myself from the room saying, "I'll go get a cage for him." As I walked back to the front desk the screams started. I had to use all my self-control to stop myself from laughing manically. In less than twenty seconds Tea was out in the front room running around with the hamster tightly latched on to her forehead. "It looks like you guys are really hitting it off," I tell her, "careful though, hamsters are fickle and could turn on you just like that." I snap my fingers. Realizing what I have just done I watch as the parrot joins the hamster on Tea's face and begins gouging out her eyes. I couldn't hold it any longer, so I let out a maniacal laugh, which could not be heard over Tea's screams. 'Wow,' I thought, 'that parrot is coming in handy.' I then called off my attack parrot so that I could see the damage. It wasn't pretty I'll tell you that! Tea was missing almost all of her hair and she had almost no skin left on her forehead. I walked over to the door with the cage. "I guess you guys have a lot to do together," I say, "and just because I like you Tea, I'll let you have all this for free!" Tea runs screaming out the door.

Finally today is beginning to look up.


So, how was it? This one was a little short. Once again I apologize to Tea fans. I just really wish she didn't exist so I decided to make her life miserable! I'm taking a poll, who should come into the pet shop next? Plz Review!