Griffin: Ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in, and what a surprise! We actually have a tie, between everyone's favorite rival kunoichi, Sakura and Ino! Because of this, Gaara is going to have to spin the Wheel of Love!

Gaara: The what? Curtain drops to reveal a large game show wheel (imagine the Wheel of Fortune), with Sakura and Ino tied to it

Sakura and Ino: Let us go, you crazy woman!

Griffin: No way, this is way too much fun! Gaara, if you will?

Gaara:-.-' spins the wheel

Griffin: Around and around and around they go, where will they stop, only I know! Check it out in the fic below, but first, I have to give a shout out to my reviewers!

Bluegirl19: You voted for me, I'm flattered. I'm going to find the silliest song I can for your dare, but in the meantime, you can enjoy my dare that was inspired by yours!

wilkandrakar: Unfortunatly, I am an avid supported of Naru/Hina and Saku/Lee, so there will be no Naru/Saku in this fic.

PirateCaptainBo: I like the Shino one, but the other… well, one's too hard and the other's just… strange (if you had said Temari instead of Tenten, then it might have worked, emphasis on might)

yumi-to-odd: I'm sorry if I upset you, but this is my fic, and I happen to dislike Sasuke. Before any of you can rip my head off, I'll tell you why: 1) he betrays Konoha, to the Snake Bastard Orochimaru no less, 2) in his betrayal, his "accomplices" the Sound Four nearly kill two of my favorite characters, Neji and Lee, and 3) HE TRIES TO KILL NARUTO!!!!!!! Also, I think he's an arrogant jerk.

To all others: Thanks for reviewing and/or voting!

Also, my panicked plea for help was a false alarm. I'm not sure what happened, but when I tried to go onto the website, the computer would say "Website not Found" so I freaked out. Sorry! Now, before the fic begins, let's have our Disclaimer, brought to you by the Closet Pervert, I mean Captain Four-eyes, I mean Ebisu!

Ebisu: Griffin does not own Naruto, and I am not a closet pervert!

Griffin: Yeah, and Naruto doesn't love ramen. On with the fic! Oh, and Happy Samhain everyone (that's Halloween to all you… other people)

"SAKURA!" Neji exclaimed.

"NO WAY, NOT HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura screeched.

"You have to," Griffin said with an evil grin.

"I hate you two," Sakura growled.

"We know," Griffin and Neji said together.

"Why aren't you upset about this," Temari asked.

"What?" Gaara said. "She's cute." Everyone stared.

"Just do it you two!" Kankuro and Naruto yelled.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Sakura yelled, trying to escape. Griffin snapped her fingers, and roped appeared out of nowhere and tied Sakura up.

"DO IT!!!!!!" the other kids yelled.

"NO, I DON'T WANT TO…," before Sakura could continue, Gaara kissed her. Ino and Anko snapped pictures.

"Blackmail!" Ino shouted triumphantly.

"Give me the camera, Ino!" Sakrua yelled, untying herself. She started to chase Ino around the room.

"Hey, Sakura!" Griffin yelled. "It's your turn!"

"Oh," Sakura said, and she stopped chasing her blond rival. "Truth or Dare, Shino."

"Dare," the bug-user said.

"I dare you to take your sunglasses off," Sakura said.

"Can I refuse?" Shino asked Griffin.

"I think you should know the answer to that now," Griffin said with an evil grin.

"Kuso," Shino said. He took his sunglasses off, but….

"You have to open your eyes, Shino," Griffin said. Shino sighed, and opened his eye, revealing silver-colored eyes, with gold streaks. Everyone stared, and Griffin and Anko took pictures.

"Why do you keep taking pictures Anko?" Kakashi asked.

"To sell on E-bay," Anko and Griffin answered. Everyone sweatdropped.

"Anyway," Sakura said. "It's Shino's turn, right?" Griffin nodded.

"Naruto," Shino said, putting his glasses back on, "truth or dare?"

"Uhhh, truth," Naruto said, airing on the side of caution.

"Okay… who do you really have a crush on?" Shino asked.

"Sakura!" Naruto exclaimed. There was silence for about ten seconds, and then a huge concrete brick fell on Naruto's head.

"Ha, you lied!" Griffin yelled. "Now tell the truth!"

"I don't want too!" Naruto said.

"You have too," Griffin said. Naruto pouted, and mumbled something. "What was that? We couldn't hear you."

"Ilikehinata," Naruto blurted.

"What?" Sasuke asked, grinning.

"I LIKE HINATA!" Naruto bellowed. Hinata blushed, and Neji glared.

"I told you!" Griffin said to Anko. "Gimme!" Anko frowned, and slapped $200 into Griffin's outstretched hand. Everyone stared.

"Okay…," Sakura said.

"My turn!" Naruto said. "Sasuke-teme, truth or dare!"

"Truth, you dobe," Sasuke said.

"Okay, I dare you to…"

CLIFFHANGER!!!!!! The power of the authoress is almighty! ALL HAIL!!!!!! Sorry, on a rant. Remember to R&R, and give me dares! Oh, and there will be tons of randomness in the next chapter, so be prepared! Dewa kore de!

Quick reminder for all you Sasuke fans: if you flame me, I'll feed you to my Flamer-Eating Beast! And don't think that I won't 'cause I just fed him my shyster lawer uncles!