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He Tseng his Last
Cloud entered the lobby of Tseng's apartment building. Looking at the mailboxes on the wall he found his address. Apartment 258 on the 9th floor. Several people who had gathered been in the lobby found themselves leaving in a hurry upon sight of Cloud. When Cloud stepped into the elevator he walked upon an attractive blound woman. She was just about to leave but found herself paralyzed from the sight of Cloud. Cloud grinned at her and stood only a foot away from her side. "9 please." Cloud spoke to the woman. "W-w-w-what? I'm sorry." The women was obviously terrified. "9 if you would soo kindly" Cloud stare at the woman, smiling at her. He then started to whistle when the elevator started to move. He took notice of her watch. "That's a nice watch. Can you tell me the time please?" The woman started to back away into the wall. Cloud started walking forward until he practically had her pinned. The woman started to whimper and tears formed in her eyes. "What do I smell bad or something? Sheesh!" Cloud smiled down at her. "You can have it. Just please don't hurt me! Don't rape me!" The woman pleaded. Cloud placed a finger on the woman's lips and started to stroke her hair in a somewhat comforting gesture. "Shshshshshsh. Do I look like the type of person to do that to you? HUH!? What is your name" "L-L-L-Lindsey!" She was now crying tears streaming down her eyes. She was certain this would be her last few moments among the living. The man caused uncontrollable fear in her. Not only by his appearrance, which was frightening enough. But also the look in his eyes. He was obviously insane beyond measure. "Lindsey...sweetheart. All I want to know is what time it is." She looked at Cloud in disbelief. She figured it would be bad if she didn't do what he wanted. "10:23......It is 10:23." "Thank you Lindsey. Now I want you to do one more teeny, tiny, small favor for me." Lindsey started trembling and whimpering worse. "I want you to smile for me. Okay! Just smile! That is all!" She started to form a small smile which was hard to do considering how terrified she was. She forced a big smile on her face until the doors opened. "Weeeeeeeellllllllllll.........gotta go!" Cloud stepped out of the elevator and turned around really fast which caused her to yelp. "Remember keep smiling! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA!" He soon walked down the hall and out of her line of sight. She soon fainted from the exhaustion and the fear.
Tseng was having for better words, a shitty day. Not only did he have to respond to a phone call about two bodies found in the park. From the looks of things they were eaten by some freakin animal. Except the problem was there on the side of the fountain written in blood was the word "HA" all over. "That is all we needed. As soon as we enforced order in this city, some psycho decides to rear his fucked up face." Tseng sighed and kicked his shoes off. Another problem was Sephiroth. His demands were getting more and more outrageous. Tseng was starting to think it would have been better if "Lord" Sephiroth remained dead. After stretching out his feet he went to his kitchen and grabbed a bottle of booze and a shot glass. More an more he was drinking as of late. All to forget the stress of a hard days work. Between making sure the people were kept in line, and that no one opposed the new Shinra. As well as being Sephiroth's little messenger boy for the others. His life had gotten much more active.
He had just poured himself a drink when suddenly he heard a knock at the door. He felt his eye twitch. 'What stupid son of an asshole would want to talk with him at this fucking hour?' Tseng thought to himself angerily. The knocking continued. 'Maybe if I be quiet then they will take the hint and leave.' Unfortunately that idea was starting to be a flop as well. Annoyed and fed up, Tseng finally said in a raised voice. "Who is it?" "Lee "N" Cavoll's pizza delivery!" A strange Italian sounding voice answered through the door. "I didn't order any pizza! You have the wrong place moron!" Silence then the voice answered back. "My good sir! This is apartment 258 9th floor to a Mr. Tseng at Shinra Apartments, correct?" Tseng was losing his patience. He didn't order any pizza. If this was Reno playing some sort of retarded prank then it would cost him his job. No questions asked. Tseng walked up to the door and looked through the peephole. What he saw nearly took the breath out of his lungs. He was staring down the barrel of a shotgun.
He quickly ducked under the door just half a second before the top half exploded in a shower of wooden splinters and shards. He rolled a few feet back. He looked up and saw a man with a long purple coat, and pants, with a green vest. But what stood out the most about him was the sadistic looking clown like makeup he had on. A twisted and demented look that formed a psychotic smile on his face. The clown then pointed his shotgun at Tseng and shouted, "HERE'S YOU PIZZA!!" A half second later Tseng was barely able to react, as another round of buckshot was sent his way, putting a hole in the couch that was behind him.
Tseng got up and started to scan the room for his pistol which he took off when he got home. He found it on the kitchen table about five feet away. The clown had just stepped through the door. Tseng quickly lunged for the table and was able to quickly grab the pistol. He then pulled it out of the holster and aimed quickly before he fired three shots into the clowns torso. For a second the clown looked at the wounds, then he started making exagerrated gagging and choking, and coughing noises. The whole time holding one of the bullet holes. "My god. You got me! "cough" Well done!" He then started laughing a psychotic kind of laugh. "HEHEHAHAHA! Is that all you got?! AHAHAAhaHAH!!! COME ON!! Give my mind some ventilation. It really feels claustrophobic!" Tseng looked at the clown in disbelief for a second. Before the clown walked up and put the barrel of the pistol to his head. The man was obviously beyond insane. Tseng shook it off before firing once again. Knocking the clowns head back. The clown stumbled back a couple of steps. Before he started laughing again. He looked at Tseng and put his finger inside the hole in his forehead. "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. The air is soo cool on my brain. Very, very refreshing! Thanks!!" Tseng couldn't believe his eyes. Soon after the bullet hole started to close and it was as if it had never been there. "My Turn!" the clown announced before closing the distance he then grabbed Tseng by the shirt collar and threw him across the other side of the room. Knocking over a chair in the process. Tseng grabbed the coffee table to help him get up before the next thing he knew he was in flaring pain. He looked at his hand an saw that a katana had pierced through it and the coffee table. He tried pulling it out but no matter how much he struggled to get it loose it seemed to not even bunch an inch. He soon gave up finding that the pain took too much strength out of him. "Who....the hell....are you?" Tseng managed to get out. "Why Tseng I am truly heart broken to hear that from you. After all we have been through you can't remember me?" The clown was mere inches from Tseng's face. That is when Tseng looked very closely looked at him. He looked deeply at his eyes. Then at the scars on his face, that formed a twisted smile. He then lost all the air in his lungs, and all the color in his face. "Cl-Cloud!" He gasped.
"Soooo, Tseng! Longtime no see! I see that old Sephy and the WRO have been taking good care of the land of the living, while I've been gone!" Cloud dipped his finger in the half filled shot glass and tasted it. He then quickly gulped the drink down. "That hit the spot!" He then grabbed the bottle of booze and looked at it. "Very spendy stuff you got here Tsengy! I personally am have very cheap tastes, I mean it all ends the same anyway!" He then sat on the couch across from Tseng. "Wowza! You really know how to live Tsengy! It's too bad I blew a hole in the couch. Oh well you might be able to salvage it!" Tseng glared at Cloud. "How did you get back here? I buried you myself you were as dead as anything could get." Cloud grinned and laughed. "You see Tsengy I am the type of disease that the planet just couldn't handle. When guys took it upon yourselves to "ahem" give me the longest out of body experience of my life. Well I found it really hard to accept the betrayal, and the pain that you guys caused me. That just didn't sit well with me. Believe me I tried!" Cloud's smile widened. "So this is about revenge then?" Tseng defiantly asked. "AHehehehe! Revenge? You got me all wrong Tseng! This isn't about revenge! I mean when I died all my affairs were completed as soon as the brunette floozy stabbed my heart." Cloud started to snicker. "Then what is this about?" Cloud stopped and looked at Tseng like he lost he mind. "This is about sending a message and getting your lord's attention."
Cloud stood up taking a knife out of his pocket. "But don't worry. I will send you back to your master with a smile on your face!" Cloud grabbed Tseng by the face. He then put the blade in his mouth and proceeded to cut the same bloody smile on his face. Tseng screamed the whole time while Cloud laughed. Cloud then grabbed his katana and pulled it out of Tsengs hand. Then in one quick swipe cut his head clean off. Blood soon started to erupt from his neck. Cloud looked around the place before he heard sirens. He soon ran out the door. Leaving the bloody headless mess the was once Tseng.
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