Konichiwa! Kaede here. As you can obviously see, I'm writing this chapter, so yeah. Oh, and Blaze-kun and I don't own anything but our pets, ourselves, and will soon take over Canada to establish the biggest park/manga/anime/videogame/cosplay place ever made in human (and feline) history. Anyway, ON WITH THE STORY!
On with the show-er-road trip!
"Ok, that was, like, totally weird.", said a pretty confused Windy while looking out of the bus's back window at the angry girls shaking their fists at them, or rather at Blazer. Corin just shrugged and answered, "Well, it's not as if we don't deal with that every day of our lives." His sisters muttered solemnly in agreement.
Meanwhile, in the front of the bus, at the driver and passenger seats, Kaede and Blazer were chatting about random things. Ok, they were actually arguing about what's best to use against Canada, a massive electromagnetic bomb or with an army of commando squirrels with mini jars of mayonnaise, Kaede being on the bomb side, Blazer on the squirrel side. "Bomb!""Squirrels!""Bomb!""Squirrels!""Bomb!""Squirrels!", then all of a sudden, they said at the same time, "PICKLES!!" "Agreed, throwing pickles at random people is the best way for taking over a country.""Yes, I completely agree." Borci and Angle were bored to death with the argument, and decided to unpack their stuff, since they didn't have a chance to.
"Hey, you guys! Wanna see our petpets?", oh well, so much for unpacking. Sandy's offering was kinda tempting, anyway.
In the bus's living room, the pteri duo found the other four pets playing with four petpets. Sandy was the first one to show off her mallard. "His name's Daffy. He likes chocolate and manga."Next came Windy and her wadjet, "This is Honey. She's my best friend since forever." While they had a moment, much to the other's disturbance, Goldie presented her angelpuss, "This is Kate. Whatever you do, don't fall asleep around her. She's a practical joker." Angle eyed the puss warily, while Kate just looked on with the most innocent eyes you'd ever see. Finally, Corin introduced his fire meturf, "His name's Furby. Don't ask me why, Kaede picked out his name."
All of the sudden, the bus stopped with a jolt, and everyone fell over. Borci poked his head out of the door, and called, "Hey Blazer! What happened?" For some reason, he dreaded the answer. "Traffic jam. We're not moving for a few hours." Kaede's tail twitched angrily, "What do you mean ‘a few hours'??""It means we're stuck.""Ok, that's it. I'm getting Fluffy."
Back in the living room, all hell let loose. Sandy and Goldie were running around pointlessly screaming their heads off with their poor petpets holding on to their heads for dear life, Windy was still in her moment with Honey without any idea of what the heck is happening, Corin was banging his head against the floor with his meturf looking at him worriedly, and Angle just watched on with a 'What the fudge is happening here???' look. "Ummm...did I...miss something?""No, but now all hell just broke loose.""Well, who's Fluffy?" Corin just looked up from the floor and answered, "Not '˜who' but '˜what'. It's her bazooka." and then he continue to slam his head against the floor. "Who'd name a bazooka '˜Fluffy'?""That only happens in Kaede-world.", said Windy, who just came out of her moment, "Why'd you mention it, anyway?""Coz she got it out." Borci immediately regretted answering. She started copying her sisters with a shriller scream than Sandy's.
BOOM!!! A few minutes later, another jolt indicated that they were on the move again, but somewhat faster, if possible. Angle peeked out of the room, seeing the cat half-demon, a triumphant smile on her face, and leaning on her shoulder a frickin' HUGE bazooka with '˜Fluffy' written on the side with hot pink bubble letters.
"Well, I got rid of the traffic, but I gave away my location to the men in white from the happy place."
"Drat. We'll lose them on the way to Mount Rushmore."
All Angle could think about was, 'What have I gotten myself into???'
So, yeah. That's the whole chapter. Review or I'll sic Fluffy on you!
