Yep, this is definitely chapter four. I apologize for having it come so
late. Enjoy!
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Mysterious Evil Voice So. . . you thought you could escape my delicious wrath? The world will once again be mine on a delicious half-shell. And you can't stop me, RINOA.
Rinoa What? What the hell? Why does every guy have to fall in love with me?
Aerith *shrug*
Selphie Lucky. . . I think he's a sexy albino elf!
Quistis He'll still never have eyes like my darling Cloud. . .
Zophar How did you get here?!
Althena It's you! *blush*
Mysterious Evil Voice That's right. . .I am GHALEON.
Cloud Ghaleon!?
Irvine *fakes a mousy voice* Uh oh. . .
Ghaleon, revealed Yes, I am the same Ghaleon that was buried and left a cursed memory. . .but YET I NOW live again!
Zophar Courtesy of moi. *raises eyebrows flirtatiously*
Ghaleon HMPH. YOU INTERRUPTED MY INTRO. *COUGH* . . .Truly, if there is a god of destiny, he is FOND of plot twists! AH, HA, HA, HA, HA!!
Aerith Oh no. . . he are a magician!
Cloud Sorcerer, Aerith. . .
Ghaleon WRONG! I AM THE MAGIC EMPEROR! The DRAGONMASTER GHALEON!!!
Zophar But. . .but I wanted to be the bad guy!!
Squall *licking his arm, like an animal* Wha?
Tifa *slaps Squall* Idiot.
Ghaleon Too bad, so sad, you're not in this story anymore, sweet cheeks. *zaps Zophar out of the story* This is for the Silver Star, now.
Author Yay.
Squall What?!?! Aww, man! And to think this story could have started as me clucking like a chicken. BWAKAAA!
Tifa *HISS* I don't know WHO you are, but WE are the evil ones here, not you! So GET OUT! GRRR!
Ghaleon And I don't think you realize who you are, either, sweetheart. . . *checks out her figure* Did you ever work at Hooters?
Tifa *punches his eye*
Ghaleon OUCH! You just killed the ONLY remains of becoming my BITCH.
Althena I don't know WHO you think you are, Ghaleon, but your plans will not be carried out!!!
Ghaleon Oh, is that so?
Irvine Hey there, foxy. . . how about you's an' me go get a little CHA- CHA drink?
Althena No, thank you.
Ghaleon *hisses at Irvine* HANDS OFF.
Zell I'd rather have Teefs. Althena's too old.
Squall Too bad, Zell, she's mine.
Cloud I thought she was in love with me. . .
Aerith It was a joke, Cloud.
Author Tifa, Aerith, Cloud. . . I think. . .it's time to say goodbye.
Squall NOOO!!
Aerith Okay. See ya later! *runs off with Cloud*
Tifa EVIL WILL RESUME!!!!!! *fades away, but fades back in* Wait, I thought I died in the last chapter, with Squall. Heh! Guess not. *fades away again*
Squall She did. I just gave her immortality. HA, HA!! Zophar's power does a body good. Which is why I am still alive, as well.
Rinoa Squall, shut up.
Squall You shut up, Timber Whore.
Rinoa &*@)(%& @#$&^(@ @#$& @&*(&*)!#$&*@)%(^* ^$&)#$!!!!!!! I'll KNOCK YOUR ASS INTO THE BLUE HELLS!
Raijin *hums Blue Fields*
Fujin Shut up. It's ANNOYING.
Ghaleon Quiet, quiet, now, my pet. . . you have no need to worry. . . *teleports Rinoa to his side*
Quistis EVERY GUY FALLS IN LOVE WITH RINOA.
Squall Who says?
Zell YEAH!
Irvine Ahhh. . .eh, heh, heh. . . *scratches the back of his head*
Squall/Zell/Ghaleon Shut up, Irvine.
Irvine *points at Ghaleon* Duuuuude, how'd he know my name!?
Ghaleon Because I do. And I also sense great idiocy in you, boy.
Squall Oh. . . so I'M not special anymore?
Ghaleon No, you've got quite a bit of it, too.
Zell You guys are WEIRD.
Althena Ghaleon, we do NOT belong here.
Ghaleon Goddess Althena, heed my command, turn your pure light into blazing fire and decimate all who oppose me!!
Althena No.
Ghaleon *slumps down and walks into a corner* Kay.
Seifer What an idiot of a guy. . . he obeys her like he's her little pet! Just like something chickenwuss would do.
Zell Shut up, cracker!
Seifer You SUCK at insulting me.
Zell Who cares about you.
Ghaleon EXCUSE ME? DID I SENSE AN INSULT COMING TOWARDS THE MAGIC EMPEROR? I'll kick your ass.
Althena Ghaleon! I never expected you to use such a tone, and before CHILDREN!
All CHILDREN?
Kefka Uwee, hee, hee, hee. . . you forgot about me. . .
Terra And me. What is love? *headtilt*
Kefka Shut up.
Ghaleon *eyes down Terra* Hmm. . . she's an interesting one. . . I sense power in her.
Terra . . . *stares at Ghaleon, head still tilted* What is love?
All SHUT UP!
Terra FINE. I HATE YOU ALL. *vanish*
Rinoa Hey, she's good!
Quistis None of you have pretty eyes anymore. Author I resent that! Ghaleon is a VERY attractive elf. . . crimson eyes. . .red like fire. . .
Ghaleon You're an interesting one, as well. . . but you have no power.
Author Bull, I have more power than you.
Ghaleon Oh, REALLY? *throws head back and laughs*
Author AND Althena.
Althena I beg to differ.
Author Are we forgetting who brought you INTO this story?!!
Ghaleon and Althena . . .sorry.
Author And Ghaleon, as much as I love you, I think it's time for you and Althena to leave, as well as Psycho and "What is love" over there.
Kefka, Terra, Ghaleon, and Althena AWW!! Okay, BYE BYE!! *vanish*
Author Such good little puppets.
Squall You'll never get a hold of me! UWAHAHA!! *runs around like a chicken*
Quistis I wish Squall would just go in his cage and stay there.
Zell HA! I bet you do! HA, HA, HA, HA!
Irvine *joins in with the laugh*
Quistis HMPH, that's what you think.
Headmaster Cid There seems to be a problem----
All Will you EVER go away?
Cid No.
All Fine. Just keep talking. . .
Cid Well, the same idiot who messed up the quad has knocked all the books off the shelves in the library as well. Half of the janitors have disappeared, and the library has been closed because the librarian is on vacation, so I'm going to need a little help.
All . . .No.
Cid Zell, I think I found a hot dog in one of the books. . .
Zell REALLY!?! ALL RIGHT! *zooms off to the library*
Cid Heh. . .gullible little bastard.
Rinoa and Quistis *stare at Cid* O.O
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Zell Headmaster Cid, I didn't find the hot dog, I think someone ate it already!
Cid Oh. . .that's too bad. . . you cleaned up the books, right?
Zell No. . .
Cid YOU DIDN'T? 500,000 GIL OFF YOUR PAY!
Zell WHAT?!?!
Cid Don't follow Cid-man's orders, and you're not gonna be liked around here.
Zell But I----
Cid NO BUTS ABOUT IT!
Squall, Rinoa, Quistis, Irvine, Seifer, Selphie o.o()
Seifer Tch, tch, tch. . .chickenwuss strikes again. So, Rinoa, baby. . .
Rinoa F*CK OFF, SEIFER!!!
Seifer *backs away, eyes all wide and his arms in the air* Hey, hey, hey!!!
Squall *bumping hips and dancing with Irvine* Do a little dance! Make a little love! Get down tonight!
Irvine . . .
Squall *stops, then turns to Irvine with love-filled eyes* You know that warm, fuzzy feeling you get when you're with a friend? *cling*
Irvine Not. . .really. . .
Squall Well. . .I'm feeling that now, Irvine. I like you. You are my friend.
Irvine *not wanting to make him go psycho again* That's. . .great, Squall, you're my friend, too. . .
Selphie . . .
Squall *goes psycho again anyways, first tackling Selphie* GRAHHHHH!!!!! GRAFALAGHRARAHRAAARRRR!!!!
Selphie *scream*
All but Squall NOOOOOOOOO!!!
-camera zooms out from Garden, then from Balamb, then from the world, with a fire alarm going off with the yell-
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End of chapter 5, I know, not as good as the last chapters, kinda sucked. Hope you. . .somewhat enjoyed it anyways. . . you know more will come.
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Mysterious Evil Voice So. . . you thought you could escape my delicious wrath? The world will once again be mine on a delicious half-shell. And you can't stop me, RINOA.
Rinoa What? What the hell? Why does every guy have to fall in love with me?
Aerith *shrug*
Selphie Lucky. . . I think he's a sexy albino elf!
Quistis He'll still never have eyes like my darling Cloud. . .
Zophar How did you get here?!
Althena It's you! *blush*
Mysterious Evil Voice That's right. . .I am GHALEON.
Cloud Ghaleon!?
Irvine *fakes a mousy voice* Uh oh. . .
Ghaleon, revealed Yes, I am the same Ghaleon that was buried and left a cursed memory. . .but YET I NOW live again!
Zophar Courtesy of moi. *raises eyebrows flirtatiously*
Ghaleon HMPH. YOU INTERRUPTED MY INTRO. *COUGH* . . .Truly, if there is a god of destiny, he is FOND of plot twists! AH, HA, HA, HA, HA!!
Aerith Oh no. . . he are a magician!
Cloud Sorcerer, Aerith. . .
Ghaleon WRONG! I AM THE MAGIC EMPEROR! The DRAGONMASTER GHALEON!!!
Zophar But. . .but I wanted to be the bad guy!!
Squall *licking his arm, like an animal* Wha?
Tifa *slaps Squall* Idiot.
Ghaleon Too bad, so sad, you're not in this story anymore, sweet cheeks. *zaps Zophar out of the story* This is for the Silver Star, now.
Author Yay.
Squall What?!?! Aww, man! And to think this story could have started as me clucking like a chicken. BWAKAAA!
Tifa *HISS* I don't know WHO you are, but WE are the evil ones here, not you! So GET OUT! GRRR!
Ghaleon And I don't think you realize who you are, either, sweetheart. . . *checks out her figure* Did you ever work at Hooters?
Tifa *punches his eye*
Ghaleon OUCH! You just killed the ONLY remains of becoming my BITCH.
Althena I don't know WHO you think you are, Ghaleon, but your plans will not be carried out!!!
Ghaleon Oh, is that so?
Irvine Hey there, foxy. . . how about you's an' me go get a little CHA- CHA drink?
Althena No, thank you.
Ghaleon *hisses at Irvine* HANDS OFF.
Zell I'd rather have Teefs. Althena's too old.
Squall Too bad, Zell, she's mine.
Cloud I thought she was in love with me. . .
Aerith It was a joke, Cloud.
Author Tifa, Aerith, Cloud. . . I think. . .it's time to say goodbye.
Squall NOOO!!
Aerith Okay. See ya later! *runs off with Cloud*
Tifa EVIL WILL RESUME!!!!!! *fades away, but fades back in* Wait, I thought I died in the last chapter, with Squall. Heh! Guess not. *fades away again*
Squall She did. I just gave her immortality. HA, HA!! Zophar's power does a body good. Which is why I am still alive, as well.
Rinoa Squall, shut up.
Squall You shut up, Timber Whore.
Rinoa &*@)(%& @#$&^(@ @#$& @&*(&*)!#$&*@)%(^* ^$&)#$!!!!!!! I'll KNOCK YOUR ASS INTO THE BLUE HELLS!
Raijin *hums Blue Fields*
Fujin Shut up. It's ANNOYING.
Ghaleon Quiet, quiet, now, my pet. . . you have no need to worry. . . *teleports Rinoa to his side*
Quistis EVERY GUY FALLS IN LOVE WITH RINOA.
Squall Who says?
Zell YEAH!
Irvine Ahhh. . .eh, heh, heh. . . *scratches the back of his head*
Squall/Zell/Ghaleon Shut up, Irvine.
Irvine *points at Ghaleon* Duuuuude, how'd he know my name!?
Ghaleon Because I do. And I also sense great idiocy in you, boy.
Squall Oh. . . so I'M not special anymore?
Ghaleon No, you've got quite a bit of it, too.
Zell You guys are WEIRD.
Althena Ghaleon, we do NOT belong here.
Ghaleon Goddess Althena, heed my command, turn your pure light into blazing fire and decimate all who oppose me!!
Althena No.
Ghaleon *slumps down and walks into a corner* Kay.
Seifer What an idiot of a guy. . . he obeys her like he's her little pet! Just like something chickenwuss would do.
Zell Shut up, cracker!
Seifer You SUCK at insulting me.
Zell Who cares about you.
Ghaleon EXCUSE ME? DID I SENSE AN INSULT COMING TOWARDS THE MAGIC EMPEROR? I'll kick your ass.
Althena Ghaleon! I never expected you to use such a tone, and before CHILDREN!
All CHILDREN?
Kefka Uwee, hee, hee, hee. . . you forgot about me. . .
Terra And me. What is love? *headtilt*
Kefka Shut up.
Ghaleon *eyes down Terra* Hmm. . . she's an interesting one. . . I sense power in her.
Terra . . . *stares at Ghaleon, head still tilted* What is love?
All SHUT UP!
Terra FINE. I HATE YOU ALL. *vanish*
Rinoa Hey, she's good!
Quistis None of you have pretty eyes anymore. Author I resent that! Ghaleon is a VERY attractive elf. . . crimson eyes. . .red like fire. . .
Ghaleon You're an interesting one, as well. . . but you have no power.
Author Bull, I have more power than you.
Ghaleon Oh, REALLY? *throws head back and laughs*
Author AND Althena.
Althena I beg to differ.
Author Are we forgetting who brought you INTO this story?!!
Ghaleon and Althena . . .sorry.
Author And Ghaleon, as much as I love you, I think it's time for you and Althena to leave, as well as Psycho and "What is love" over there.
Kefka, Terra, Ghaleon, and Althena AWW!! Okay, BYE BYE!! *vanish*
Author Such good little puppets.
Squall You'll never get a hold of me! UWAHAHA!! *runs around like a chicken*
Quistis I wish Squall would just go in his cage and stay there.
Zell HA! I bet you do! HA, HA, HA, HA!
Irvine *joins in with the laugh*
Quistis HMPH, that's what you think.
Headmaster Cid There seems to be a problem----
All Will you EVER go away?
Cid No.
All Fine. Just keep talking. . .
Cid Well, the same idiot who messed up the quad has knocked all the books off the shelves in the library as well. Half of the janitors have disappeared, and the library has been closed because the librarian is on vacation, so I'm going to need a little help.
All . . .No.
Cid Zell, I think I found a hot dog in one of the books. . .
Zell REALLY!?! ALL RIGHT! *zooms off to the library*
Cid Heh. . .gullible little bastard.
Rinoa and Quistis *stare at Cid* O.O
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Zell Headmaster Cid, I didn't find the hot dog, I think someone ate it already!
Cid Oh. . .that's too bad. . . you cleaned up the books, right?
Zell No. . .
Cid YOU DIDN'T? 500,000 GIL OFF YOUR PAY!
Zell WHAT?!?!
Cid Don't follow Cid-man's orders, and you're not gonna be liked around here.
Zell But I----
Cid NO BUTS ABOUT IT!
Squall, Rinoa, Quistis, Irvine, Seifer, Selphie o.o()
Seifer Tch, tch, tch. . .chickenwuss strikes again. So, Rinoa, baby. . .
Rinoa F*CK OFF, SEIFER!!!
Seifer *backs away, eyes all wide and his arms in the air* Hey, hey, hey!!!
Squall *bumping hips and dancing with Irvine* Do a little dance! Make a little love! Get down tonight!
Irvine . . .
Squall *stops, then turns to Irvine with love-filled eyes* You know that warm, fuzzy feeling you get when you're with a friend? *cling*
Irvine Not. . .really. . .
Squall Well. . .I'm feeling that now, Irvine. I like you. You are my friend.
Irvine *not wanting to make him go psycho again* That's. . .great, Squall, you're my friend, too. . .
Selphie . . .
Squall *goes psycho again anyways, first tackling Selphie* GRAHHHHH!!!!! GRAFALAGHRARAHRAAARRRR!!!!
Selphie *scream*
All but Squall NOOOOOOOOO!!!
-camera zooms out from Garden, then from Balamb, then from the world, with a fire alarm going off with the yell-
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End of chapter 5, I know, not as good as the last chapters, kinda sucked. Hope you. . .somewhat enjoyed it anyways. . . you know more will come.
