Another one of my favourities, Teletubbies meet Saddam Hussein! Stupid I know but still awesome! I take no credit for this story!
This fanfic was written by somebody back in 2005 when both Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden were alive.
One day in Teletubbyland Laa-laa sat at the dining room table eating some pie, it was a good pie stuffed with mince and rabbit, when suddenly the doorbell rang. She got up to answer it. She answered it and it was Saddam Hussein. Saddam whipped out his machine gun and shot Laa-laa in her stomach leaving a big hole.
"Uh-Oh." Cried Laa-Laa and fell down dead..
"Die you evil American!" cried Saddam Hussein.
He then pulled out his radio and said something in whatever language he speaks into it. Osama came with a cannon rolled Po into a ball and stuick it into the cannon. He fired the cannon and Po goes at 250 miles per hour. Osama then lit Dipsy's antenna on fire. It looked like a sparkler.
"Ahhahahahahahaha!" laughed Osama.
Mulder and Skully came to investigate on Teletubby hill and Mulder almost passed out because he saw the fat ugly aliens.
"Tinky Winky then came over and gave Skully a hug. Skully screamed
"Eww…get it off me!" Skully screamed.
Mulder shot Tinky Winky in the head and the brains he had came out of it.
Osama had come with a bomb but forgot that time in Teletubby land was two hours ahead so the bomb was due to go off in 3…2…..1…..
KKKKAAAAABOOOOOOOOOMMM!
The bomb blew up and they all died except for Noo-Noo who cleaned up the guts and soon became ruler of the universe. Ha! ha! ha!
THE END.
