Note: I do not own Naruto, god I wish I did though.

Warning: This is a story about a hermaphrodite (someone with the sexual organs of both genders) If you do not like these types of ideas, click "x" now and leave. You may refrain from reviewing "That's gross. I'm not reading this" I don't care. You won't be missed. However feel free to review with good comments or constructive criticism. I also decided to include why Sasuke is on suicide watch, for you curious readers.

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Sitting at the end of the circle was a boy, a gorgeous boy. He had blond hair, blue eyes, and little whisker marks on his cheeks.

"Hey, Hinata. I'm Naruto and I'm here… well…I tried to commit suicide." He trailed off.

"Well obviously, you're in suicide watch, dope." Sasuke retorted.

Ellen glared at Sasuke sternly.

"Wh-what did you do?" I asked.

"Bag over the head…"

"Why?" I couldn't imagine why such a beautiful person would want to take his own life.

"Ah… I don't really want to say right now…" He trailed off, again.

"Oh."

The meeting went on, but I wasn't really paying attention, I was too busy staring at Naruto. I wondered what could have possibly led him to trying to commit suicide. I just couldn't imagine what would be wrong with such a perfect person.

"Hinata, dear, the meeting is over, you can go now." Élan interrupted my thoughts. I looked around and realized that everyone had left. Damn, I was hoping to catch up to Naruto, and maybe talk to him.

"Ah, where did everyone go?" I asked Ellen.

"Well, I can't be sure, but most likely to the cafeteria for lunch." She responded. I nodded and hurried off, rushing to the cafeteria to see if I could find Naruto. To no avail, he wasn't there. But I was feeling pretty hungry… I went through the lunch line and got some food, it looked a little more appetizing than the breakfast from earlier today. Once I had paid for my food I searched the cafeteria for an open seat, almost all of the tables were full. I did find one table that was open, and I recognized the person sitting at it. I pulled out a chair and sat down, setting my tray in front of me.

"Hi Sasuke." I said.

"Hn."

"You aren't a big talker are you?"

"I don't have much to talk about. And I don't like people."

"I see…" Then there was an awkward silence, he just stared at me for a while.

"So," I began, "Why did you try to…uh…?"

"Kill myself?" he finished.

"Yeah."

"Why should I tell you?"

"Why not?"

"Don't wanna."

"It'll make you feel better…"

"Nope."

"Come on." I pried.

"If I tell you, will you shut up and leave me alone?"

"Nh-hn." I nodded.

"Fine. Urm… well… I'm *cough*. That's why"

"I'm sorry, what? I couldn't tell what you said…"

"I'm… gay…" he whispered.

"Oh, is that all? So what?" I asked.

"No, you'll think I'm gross…"

"No I won't." He couldn't even imagine how normal that seemed compared to my reason.

"Yeah, you will. I don't want to tell you…"

"Trust me, I won't think you're gross. You don't even know." I stated sarcastically.

"…For my brother… *cough*"

"What's for your brother?" I was getting confused.

"*Sigh*. No, I'm… gay for my brother… I like my brother… In a gay way." He whispered.

"Oh…" I finally got it, "Well yeah, that would put a damper on things… But I mean, still…"

"Oh, that's not bad?!? Then why did you try to off yourself?" He responded, obviously pissed.

"Ah… I can't tell you."

"Why the hell not?!? I just told you that I'm…."

"Uh… The last time I told people it seriously ruined my life." I answered. This was starting to get out of hand, so I got up and threw my tray away.

"Hey! Come back here," Sasuke hollered after me, "Tell me why! You owe me! And I swear if you tell anyone…!"

"Hey, it was nice talking to you, gotta go." I called behind me as I ran back towards my room. As I ran through the halls I saw a hospital room, with its door open, and guess who was inside?

Author's note: Oh my god, you all are going to kill me, aren't you?!? I swear next chapter will make up for it. It will be nothing but Hinata and Naruto, I promise. So I told you why Sasuke is on suicide watch now. Lolz. Yeah, again, couldn't help it…

Sasuke: Kitty, I'm so going to kill you…

Me: Eh-heh… hello Sasuke, my love…

Sasuke: You made me gay for my brother?!?

Me: … Maybe…

Sasuke: (glares) You make me seem like a total weirdo in this story.

Me: I know! I'm sorry, for this and, the other one-

Sasuke: Other one…?

Me: …

Sasuke: What other one?

Me: Huh? What are you talking about? (Nervous laugh)

Sasuke: (Goes and checks my other stories. Finds "strip")

Me: Uh-oh…

Sasuke: OMFG!!! I'm going to f***ing kill you!!!!!!

Itachi: (Appears out of nowhere) I quite liked it! ^^

Sasuke: Gah! You all are crazy! (Stomps off)

Itachi: So…?

Me: Wanna make-out now…?

Itachi… 0\\\0 … God yes!

Me: Okay, readers leave now. But don't forget to review first. (Runs off to make-out with Itachi)