Connor awoke in terrible pain. He was lying on the training room floor on his back. Every time he blinked, it hurt. When he breathed, it hurt. He felt his stomach turn so he rolled on his knees and vomited. He looked down at himself. He had some how gotten in a Flash t-shirt, lost his pants, and pink socks. He looked around and all the other guys looked just as bad. Kaldur was sitting up both hands on his head. He was wearing no shirt, one of the legs on his jeans was torn from the knee down, and he was only wearing one sandal. Wally was still asleep and had on only a black tank top, and nothing below that. Dick was sleeping as well but he looked the worst. The young bird's hair was dyed bright green; he was wearing a shirt that read "Slammed I Am", and not wearing anything below but Superman boxers that, and his legs were strangely painted red. Connor half crawled, half dragged himself to the nearest bathroom. He grabbed a large blue towel accidentally cracking the tub trying to steady himself, returned and covered Wally up.

He turned to Kaldur and asked," hey are you alright?"

Kaldur shook his head no, and he answered back," I feel dehydrated."

Connor shook his head trying to shake away the dizziness.

"Ah," the Speedster whispered. "Dude. Massive hangover. I'm fucked for the next two hours."

"I need you to go and wake up Dick, while I get some water for Kaldur," explained Connor. Wally pushed himself up very slowly, then his towel fell "what the fuck where are my pants." Connor made two quick trips to the kitchen, dropping a jug of water off each time to Kaldur who began to drink them immediately, Connor kicked Dick awake while on his way to the couch .

Dick was awake now. He sat up really quick and grabbed his head. "Fuck me, my head is killing me," he groaned. "Why would we do this to ourselves? I'm really dying right now."

Kaldur put down his finished third jug and replied," the feeling is mutual. I cannot seem to remember everything that happened last night though."

Wally folded his arm and agreed," neither can I, after a while everything just goes black. But unless I'm mistaken, I can remember Boy Wonder here kissing about 7 hot girls last night."

"Ten," Dick corrected him. "Get the number right."

"Hey does anybody have any idea as to where the girls are because I remember them being there last night." Connor asked

"Remember they wanted to go back to the mountain before we did something stupid, then we went out again," retorted Wally with a grin. "But that's beyond the point our little Connor got himself a girlfriend."

"Oh shit that actually happened." Connor groaned

"yep Lil' Supey you finally you finally grew a pair and asked out Zatanna."

"thats not that bad." Connor said slightly relieved.

"yeah then you guys couldn't keep your hands off each other, and did it in some random hotel. That's right our Lil' Supey had his first time last night."

Connor blushed light red then quickly retorted " At least I got some compared while all you succeeded in doing was into pissing Artemis to the point of almost throwing you off a bridge. Dick piped in saying "Hey lets keep what we did last night between us. Besides if the girls hated anyone for being a male pig last night, it would have to be the walking fish we keep with us."

Kaldur could only smirk and try not to be embarrassed. He could remember making out with over a dozen girls last night, and he had sex with at least 2 of them. "I may have been overly bold with the ladies," he admitted. "But I didn't have the balls or should I say I wasn't stupid enough to get tattoos like KF."

"Dude I think all the sex went to your brain last night; I don't have a tat," said Wally.

Dick could see writing over the top of Wally's undershirt. "Uh yeah you do guy," was his response.

Wally tore off his tank top and there it was in black ink "Black Canary is my baby."

Connor's eyes went widest. "Wally you're so dead when she sees that, hold on turn around I remember something else, yep it was nice knowing you."

On his back there was a picture of a naked blonde chick and it said Black Canary nobody knew what to say after that. Wally was freaking out pacing back and forth at 100 mph creating gusts of wind as he went. "You guys have got to help me. Canary said she'd beat my ass if I got tattoo before I turned 18. I'll be the fastest boy with alive limp when she sees this," he cried pointing to the tattoo then trying to look at his back.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

At the sound of Artemis's voice all four boys turned around. Artemis was walking into the training room closely followed by Zatanna and M'Gann. As she got closer Artemis covered her nose with her mouth. "Oh my god you guys stink of booze," she shrieked.

"Good morning to you to Arty," Wally retorted.

"What did you guys do after we went to sleep last night."

"Wally, is that a tattoo," M'Gann asked.

"Fuck I'm so dead." while he hid the larger one from view, how the fuck did he let this happen.

Zatanna was giggling uncontrollably. Slammed I Am huh Dick? Way to take it to the next level"

Dick groaned "Go big or go home you know." Then Wally sneezed causing his towel to fall all the guys groaned and turned the other way.

"OH MY GOD," cried Dick. "I'M BLIND!"

"I'll never get that four seconds back," sighed Kaldur with a hand over his eyes.

Connor simply shook his head and turned away.

Artemis simply folded her arms and said," Not bad Wally even though I think Connor showed you up yesterday."

Zatanna and Connor both blushed, while M'Gann whose face was red as a tomato thrust her hands out telekinetically shoving a pair of jeans into his arms. "Are you okay Dick," M'Gann asked.

"My head hurts, I'm a sorta dehydrated, I feel like I'm going to throw up, and I'm really feeling the aster right about now, but all in all, yeah I'm good," Dick answered back before hurling on the floor.

"Me too," Wally replied. "I'm a dead Speedster when Canary sees this though." Kaldur and Connor shook their heads in agreement knowing how perilous his situation was.

"Recognized Batman 02, Red Tornado 16"

"We're fucked," all four boys said in unison.

The Dark Knight and the android babysitter appeared. Tornado's eye sockets were an unusual hue of yellow today. Batman took one look at the boys and asked," do I even want to know what happened in here last night?"

The entire Team shook their heads no.

Batman sighed, "I'll take your words for it. I was just checking on you all to make sure that you're getting ready for today. The four of you may look like crap but at least you look relaxed. Dick I forgot to tell you, please check in with Alfred later today please. He wants to make sure you aren't on a junk food eating spree over here." Batman suddenly grinned at the Team before continuing. "Enjoy yourselves you guys and good luck."

The Dark Knight turned to head back to the zeta the boys couldn't believe it they were actually going to get away with it. They were gonna get away with getting completely hammered last night. Then Dick realized three things.

One, Batman coming to check on the Team was okay; but if he wanted to tell Dick something he just told him through the comm link that Dick always had in his ear.

Two, Red Tornado eyes sockets were black. At the moment they were yellow. They only went yellow when he was scanning a organics blood for something.

Three Batman had just done the unthinkable and actually smiled. Batman never smiled. Dick realized the trap too late.

Red Tornado spoke up," you were correct Batman. My scanners indicate that the boys have faint traces of smoke inhalation in their lungs still, except Superboy so I can only assume his body has filtered it out. However my scanners can still detect large traces of alcohol in all their systems."

To prove Red Tornado's point even more, at that moment Wally threw up and it landed on Artemis's shoes and pants.

Batman glared a look that could kill. "Ladies. Out. Now."

All three girls left without hesitation, though Artemis could be heard yelling "son of a bitch" down the hall.

"Do you four have any idea the mess you've made," Batman growled.

Wally could only watch in horror as Batman played back the security systems. The four of them had been to Star Labs, Metropolis, Gotham City, and the White House. A number of scientists, innocent bystanders, and secret service agents had been hurt by the four boys. What hurt Wally the most was that seven year old twin boys were injured because of them. Kaldur was looking at the floor in shame, Dick was avoiding the Bats gaze and, Connor had his eyes closed wishing it would go away.

When Batman was done Wally spoke first," was anyone killed?"

"No," answered Batman. "However there were a number of bruised ribs, fractured skulls, and ruptured organs. Eight people have hypothermia from being thrown into a swirling vortex of cold water." Out the corner of his eye Wally saw a tear brim in Kaldur's eye. "One agent has a shattered sternum, three were shocked unconscious, one was left hanging off a roof ,and three others have 3rd degree burns from an unknown source." Connor had a somber look on his face. "I don't think I need to explain to you how stupid and dangerous your idea was. Numerous people are in critical condition because of the four of you. This is an enormous disappointment."

Wally sighed. There it was. Disappointment. He'd rather Bats be pissed off at him any time, but disappointment made you feel like absolute crap.

"What should we do with them," Red Tornado asked.

"Already got that covered Tornado," Batman answered. Remember there trainer will be in charge of them for now he said with a unnerving grin. Now since I'm nice and you guys can never say I haven't done anything for you I have delayed his arrival for three hours clean this shit up or I'll be the least of your worries." with that he and Tornado walked through the zeta.

Wally immediately raced to his room to clean himself off. Suddenly he felt himself be slapped upside the head. He turned and he saw her. The blonde female archer was pissed. The girl he was absolutely in love with but because he was afraid of rejection, he couldn't tell her.

"What were you dipshits thinking," Artemis growled. "Scratch that. You idiots weren't fucking thinking. You could've killed someone or yourselves Wally. Did you even think about that before you went on a drunken escapade?"

"Arty," he said reaching to grab her but she slapped his head away.

"Don't even touch me Wally. I know we aren't friend's bu-

"We are friends Artemis," he said reaching for her hand, but again she deflected him.

"I said don't touch me! And no we aren't friends. Not really. But in a weird way I was beginning to respect you. Hell maybe we were even close to being friends. I knew deep down in your heart you would never do some stupid bullshit like this but I was obviously wrong. Way to fuck up Wallace."

With that last comment she turned and stormed out of his room he sighed deeply. The one person he didn't want angry at him was now probably angrier than his Uncle was going to be and almost as mad as Canary. Wally exited his room with his bag and he saw Artemis down towards the ladies end of the hall sitting against the wall with her eyes closed.

"Way to fuck up Wallace," he repeated her words to himself. He grabbed his stuff out of his room and ran to Central City.

Connor was looking for clothes in his room that he had trashed. Sometimes he really hated the goddamn Batman. Yeah they got drunk he knew it was a mistake. He was sorry people got hurt, but Batman didn't have to make him feel like shit.

"Connor," a voice whispered.

"Zee," he said turning around. "Sorry I didn't hear you."

"What are you doing?"Noticing me lifting my bed in search of clothes that were relatively clean

"Looking for clothes Bats bought us time for us to clean up before our trainer gets here". Connor shook his head still miffed about all that just went down then cocked his head slightly "Hey did you want to talk about what happened yesterday you know before I got completely drunk."

She put her arms around his neck and said," I like you a lot Connor." She kissed him and he kissed her back. She pushed him on the bed and crawled on top of him. Oh well at least they could do this before they started this training thing. She tore off his shirt and started kissing down his chest.

Connor groaned "I like you to, have for a while"

He worked his hands up her shirt taking it off as he felt her lacy bra before she pinned his arms above his head and began sucking on his neck. She leant up and whispered in his ear "Next time you wanna have fun remember you don't have to get drunk to do it." she kissed him lightly on his lips before sauntering out of the room seductively.

Connor looked around and whispered to himself "what the fuck just happened here."

Sorry about the bad grammar and everything, but i did this off my phone in like three hours I still have a lot of crap to do outside of this.