I had SO MUCH fun writing this chapter. I know that you may not have the same sense of humour or imagine this as I do, but after I wrote it and read it all over again as I tried to check my grammar or vocabulary and I imagined everything in such a funny way. I love this new character Jenny, she's fun and evil.

Hope you like this chapter as much as I do. It's quite long.

Oh my God, I feel like dying, my body hurts so much for yerterday's gym class and my knee feels like it's on fire. Dammit...

Enjoy and review.

P.D.: Maradona fucking SUCKS as a coach! Someone get him fired before we lose our chance to go to the FIFA World Cup!


I've got money and I'm part of an awesome and very famous band, I've got blue eyes, my hair's blond and my boys is normal, thin. Despite all these things, I've never been good at getting girls to like me. Sure, my fans adore me but that doesn't count, they don't know me. What I mean is that I don't know how to behave around them or what to do to catch their attention. Don't ask me how the hell I managed to captivate Rose because I had no idea, she's kind of the most perfect girl -well, woman actually- I'd ever met, even my friend were surprised to see me leaving the bar with her. Danny had said he was even proud of me and, coming from him, who's an expert in the ladies' subject, meant a lot.

I needed to know ways to make Rose want me even more than she already did, so much that she would abandon her morals for a while and let me make her mine once again... Or at least let me be with her for a while, just talking but algo hugging and stuff. It was really good to be around her, she was very funny, our sense of humor was quite similar, I enjoyed being with her and I could see she liked being with me too.

The bell rang; time to go home after a long and boring class of Math. I grabbed my books and ran behing Jenny, one of the most pretty girls at school. She was king of the leader of the popular girls, who always hang out with Matthew and the rest of the team. She was friendly but just with those who she thought that deserved it; people like her, rich and glamorous. She wasn't a 100% bitch to be honest, I guess she was just trying to be someone powerfull and to be powerfull you sometimes have to be a bitch, it's the truth. But if you needed help and knew she liked you, she was great help. She knew loads of things about everything and was great at keeping secrets, she always found out about everyone's secret and it usually was because people just told her while asking her for an advice. This time, I needed an advice, but my secret would not reach her ears.

"Jenny, could we talk for a moment?" I asked her as we walked down the long stairs.

"Of course, speak fast though" she said as she moved like models when they walk. Everybody moved away from out way and stared at us; she was the popular girl and I was McFLY's bassist, people respected us, though I thought it was just stupid.

"I need you to help me with something"

"Split it out, Dougie"

"I need to know how to make a girl desire me"

She stopped walking for a moment and looked at me smiling "Kinky, I like it, Poynter. Thought I've got to say I would have never expected that from you"

I rolled my eyes and sighed as we kept walking "Are you going to help me or not?"

"You will have to give me something in exchange, I won't give away that information for nothing at all. You shoud know that"

"Oh, come on, I can easily gogle it"

"Then you don't need my help"

"Alright, alright! What do you want?"

She thought about it for a moment "I dont know, I'll tell you when I think of something"

I didn't trust that answer very much, she could ask me anything, even something unpleasant, and I would have to obey, I wouldn't be able to deny her anything after I'd agreed and you do not want to break a promise with her, she always kept her promises and knew perfectly well how to take revenge if you didn't keep your part of the deal... But if this would help me to win Rose back, then I'd do whatever she asked me. This was already a risky situation, a little bit more wouldn't hurt anybody.

"Alright, we have a deal. Now tell me what you know and it'd better be good"

She turned in a corner and grabbed my arm to follow her. She stopped when we reached the end of the dark hallway and spoke very quietly "There are three ways to catch a girl's attention. The first one; you can try to make her jealous with another girl. People say it doesn't work but that's crap, it does. That girl will wish she was the one you hug. You have to pretend you like another girl in front of her, though don't go too far, you do not want her to think you are not interesting in her anymore. You will speak to many girls when she's around, get close to the girls, hug them, behave kind of playful with them, laugh and talk to them. Look at her from time to time so she knows you are still thinking about her though she's not what you are thinking about all the time. You need to treat girls nicely so she'll wish you were like that with her too. That's when she'll become closer to you little bit little and then she'll be all yours"

"Jealousy, alright, I've got it. What else?"

"The second option; you have to show her how perfect you are, how great it would be to have you"

"What do you mean?"

"You have to be completely charming and lovely. If someone falls, you immediately help them to stand up and don't laugh even once. If someone drops something, you pick it up fastly. If she's saying something, you listen every single word she says and never take your eyes off of her, though you don't look like an obsessed idiot either. But you won't just do that with her, but with everyone else, so she'll see you are capable of listening, which girls love. You'll be a perfect gentleman all the time, not only with her but with everybody, so she sees you are not just doing it for her but because you are just perfect, being completely sweet and irresistible must be your nature. You must be perfect. You don't make stupid jokes, you don't do anything disgusting, you don't say something that may not like her. You are the perfect man"

"Ok, that doesn't sound easy"

"Perfection's not easy yet not impossible either. If you want her, you'll figure out how to be all the things I've just said"

"Maybe I could-"

"No. Do not use your ideas. You'll do only what I say. Don't think, just be perfect"

"But-"

"Third and last option, and listen carefully. You have to show her you love her"

"But I don't"

"Of course you don't, but who cares? If you want her to want you, then she needs to know you loved her from the very first moment you saw her. Got it?"

"I just don't think I could-"

"I don't care what you think, just listen, Poynter" she rolled her eyes as if I annoyed her, while I wasn't even allow to speak "Last option, and don't interrupt me again"

I just nodded, I would have walked away from her, completely annoyed, if I didn't need her help.

"You are the Earth and she's the sun; there's no life in you without her. This is like the second option, but this time it's all about her. Someone drops something, you don't pay attention. She drops something, you fly across the room in a second to pick it up. You'll be a gentleman just with her; someone bothers her, you defend her, she's tired, you bring her a chair, she's cold, you give her your coat even if it's snowing and you are sick, she's sad, you make your move but just as a friend. You are always there for her, she sees you are just lovely with her and just her, and you make her feel special all the time. When she smiles, she must feel she dazzles you. When she looks at you, you must smile so she sees she makes you happy. When she stands up, you look at her with fascination. When she talks, you memorize everything she says. Did you understand me?"

"You should write a book, this was more educative than the literature class last week"

"Books don't bring power; having you waiting for my request does" she raced an eyebrow and smiled evilly. She was right though. I told you, she's not a total bitch, but she wants power and knows how to get it.

"When will you know what you want?"

"I don't know, I'll just wait until I think about something and then I'll let you know what it is"

"Can't I just give you VIP tickets to one of McFLY's shows?"

"Oh, come on, I can buy hundred of them without your help, Dougie" that evil smiled reached her lips again, though she still looked pretty cool like that "You'll have to wait... And obey"

"Chill out, drama queen... Which of the three ways should I choose?"

"Try them all until one works"

"But with which one do I start?"

"Start with the option two. Then the third one if number two doesn't work. And if that doesn't work either, then number one. It's better to keep that one for the end"

"Why?"

"Some people don't know how to make this option work properly, they screw up. I hope you don't, you are my new student, you've got to make me proud" she laughed and I rolled my eyes..

"You can't tell anyone about this, alright?"

"I am a secret keeper, your secret is safe with me. And you'd better shut your mouth too, what I've told you remains between us"

"That's just fine for me"

"Can I ask who has caught your attention?"

"No, you can't. That's a secret you won't know"

"Oh, Dougie, I always know, you should know that by now... You'll be hearing from me soon. Goodbye, Poynter"

I watched her leave as I stood still in that dark corner. This gave me a bad feeling, I started to wonder if I'd done the right thing. 'I should have google it' I thought. I certainly had plenty of ideas to make Rose want me until she explode of desire, but I still didn't know how much this was giong to cost. Hopefully, she would ask me something related to McFLY, maybe meeting Danny, Tom or Harry, and I would be free... But I was fearing that wasn't going to be all... At least my secret was safe, though I would have to be careful, hiding something from her was a very difficult task and I'd promised Rose no one would find out about out little adventure together.

A door opened in the other side of the hallway and I watched Rose coming out of her classroom from my dark spot. She looked so pretty like that. She leaned against the wall for a moment, took a big breath and walked away. I wondered what she was thinking, why she had breath so deeply; was she thinking about me? I couldn't think about something that wasn't related to her; her body, her smell, her voice, her lips, her hair, her smile. I had just seen her twice but she was driving me insane. Desire still ran through my body, now I could understand Danny perfectly, why he always had to make a girl he liked fall for him; you just can't stop. I couldn't stop. And I wasn't going to stop... Not until I had her once again.