Into the Snake's Hideout

Hiya! We'll be seeing a lot more of Snakey and glasses boy! Which is a bad thing...or is it good?

Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto, not me!


Akira's POV

All I talked with Pein worked only for him... he got to kiss Konan and thanked me with the best present possible- a mission. Great...
"Kira, sweet sister o'mine... I have a mission for you and Kirina."
"And I have a lot of things I'd love to say to you but I can't. At least I can ruffle your hair!" I said, doing exactly this.
"Okay, now listen to the mission details..." he started, then started one of his undenting tirades. Great... why pay attention to whatever he says?
And hour later, I woke up from my reverie. "So, do you have questions?"
"Yeah. Does Itachi-kun have a twin brother?"
"What is the link between the mission and this?"
"What mission?" was he talking about a mission? Really?
"DID YOU PAY ANY ATTENTION TO WHAT I WAS SAYING?"
"Do I ever?"
"I hate you."
"Love you too, 'Gato... but short?"
"Go to Oro's hideout and retrieve the ring he has."
"See! You should have said this while I was not dreaming about something!"
"I swear, when will this fangirl thing stop?"
I shrugged, threw a carrot at him and ran to Rina's room.
Without knocking, I entered her room and hided in there. "Hya, Rina! We've got a mission! We have to go to your friend Oro and get his finger."
"Finger?" she winced looking at me like I was nuts.
"Ring, finger, who cares? For Smeagol it's the same thing!"


Kirina's POV

"Who's Smeargol?" I asked.
"Just a...person..no ITS A BUNNY. SMEARGOL IS A BUNNY! OKAY LETS GET GOING NOW!" she grabbed my arm and ran to the entrance of the hideout. Whats she so hyper for? I know its our first mission, but no need to be this excited! I saw two members hidden in the shadow. One was holding a big ass sword...Kisame. Now I understand. Wait, why is Akira running past them. Just as she was about to exit, the shark man reached out and grabbed the collar of our cloaks.
"Where do you two think you're going.?" Akira turned around and noticed the two for the first time.
"Kisame-san? ITACHI-KUN! What are you doing?"
"We're on a mission with you, baka. Trying to ditch us?"
"Eh? Why didn't carrot tell me that?" She was stuck in a state of shock.
"Kira, you didn't know about this?" I shook her out of her surprise.
"Stupid nii-san. Didn't tell me everything about the mission." Well thanks a lot leader.
"We are behind. Lets go." Itachi spoke.
"Hai!" I guess we all know who the leader of this mission is.

It will take three days to get to sound. Right now, night was falling. We didn't reach a neighboring village yet. Itachi was right, we are behind. Which means sleeping in the forest today...great. Itachi made a fire and we all sat around it. Akira sat next to Itachi, obviously. I sat next to her and Kisame sat next to Itachi farthest away from me.
"Who's up for some scary stories?" no answer.
"Ok, I'll start!" The great blue shark began his tale about...sharks.
During the story, Akira held onto Itachi's arm and was shaking. I admit, the story was really scary but my was remained emotionless...even though inside I was screaming my head off. When the story ended, everyone fell asleep...except for me. When I closed my eyes, all I thought of was the story. I kept tossing and turning, finally sick of it, I sat up and looked at my companions. Peacefully asleep. I looked at their faces then, my eyes met with the red eyes of sharingan. Apparently, Itachi wasn't quite asleep yet. He sat up and met my gaze. I couldn't help but blush. What to do in an awkward situation like this? He stood up and motioned for me to follow. We walked through the forest. Say something, I thought. Itachi, just freakin say something! That...wasn't going to happen.
"I'm sorry, did I wake you up?" He shook his head indicating no.
"I'm a light sleeper."
"Oh." The dreaded silence again. More walking.
"Why were you awake?" he asked.
"Don't laugh but Kisame's story was a little scary...okay really scary." he smirked.
"I suppose it was." My eyes widened.
"You were scared?" he shook his head again.
"Kisame likes to tell scary stories everytime when we camp out. Yet, everytime its the same one. I've heard this one hundreds of times." I laughed a little.
"I know what I'm getting Kisame for Christmas!" Itachi put his hand on top of my hair and ruffled it a little.
"You seem fine now. Lets get back." I nodded and we walked in silence.
Back at the campsite, Kisame was snoring like a bear and Akira had a little snore going too. We took our previous spots. I closed my eyes and was out instantly.


Akira POV

Meow... morning is a drag... dunno where this came from... I stood up and streched like a cat. Itachi woke up too and ran his hand through his hair (triple kyaaaa~!), Rina stood up and looked around, and Kisame... he just kept snoring loudly and drooling over poor Samehada.
Kirina crawled to him and shook his shoulder. Oh, come on, something happen! Yeaaaa! His hand ran through her brown hair, and she blushed violently. I snickered loudly, and was surprised to hear a faint echo of this coming from Itachi. He was watching the scene with a mix between sarcasm and amusment. Whoah, he knew something I didn't? I needed to know this gossip? "Say what? What's up with them...?"
"Secret."
"Tellllll meeeee!" I said, punching his arm slightly.
"You can find out by yourself... all I can say is that Kisame has a 'secret' love..." he raised an eyebrow suggestively at me. Whoah, RinaxKisame! Cool!
Rina was absolutely stunned and seemed unable to talk for the whole decade... at least she obeyed Itachi's rule...
"KISAME-SAN, WAKE THE HELL UP!" I yelled in his ear, and he stood up trying to clutch Samehada, and instead he pulled Rina somewhere near his lap. I started rolling on the floor with laughter while the two were blushing violently and getting away one from the other. Another snicker from Itachi.
"Kissing up a tree..." I sung in a completely false tone, with my fingers crossed.
"STFU!" Rina yelled, and Kisame held up Samehada threateningly. A scary Rin'negan look was enough to make them silent once again.
After the packing of everything later we were again running towards Oro's hideout. Who made him build it so damn far?
"How long have you know about Kisame-san?" I asked Itachi.
"A little... since you joined."
"That's since forever."
"Yep."
"I have a plan in mind..."
"Just don't hurt either of them... and why are you doing this?"
"Own reasons... mwahahahaha!"
"Hm..."
Rina threw me a weird look, and I threw her an assassin look. She looked scared and shared a look with Kisame. They had no idea... Mwahahahaahahahaah!In the end we arrived at the hideout. While we were resting, Itachi came and put a hand on my shoulder. "What is your plan?"
"You wanna know, eh? The curiosity killed the cat... erm... the weasel..."
"What do you plan to do?" he said, tightening the grip.
"I was only planning to send them together when we'll have to part..." I said, changing the original plan because I didn't want Itachi to hear my sadistic plans...
"And this comes a little in your advantage, right?" he smirked, and I blushed again. Oh, only now come to think of it... if Rina went with Kisame I was to go with Itachi... yay!
"Uhhhh... yep?"
"Alright..."
OMFG! Yayayayayayayayayay! oh, and I almost forgot- kyaaaaaaaa~!
"Okay, let's go in!" I said loudly to the other two.
They nodded and Kami knows how Itachi found the enter and managed to get in the hideout without us being sensed. Just what I waited for- the trail separated in two different ways.
"Rina, you go with Kisame on the left way." I said.
"No way!"
"It'd be better, because Kisame is stronger than me. And 'Kira is strong enough to give me time to put the enemy in genjutsu." Itachi supplied. I threw him a thank-you-very-much-with-a-lot-of-kisses, and he returned the blank stare.
"You somehow did this, didn't you?" Kirina whispered to me, and I shrugged. She did something during the night, I knew it... so this was the revenge. Mwahahahahahaha!
"You better pray nothing wrong will happen..." she hissed to me, and I shrugged again.
We both parted in different directions. I only hoped I didn't meet Glasses Boy.
But again, am I ever lucky?


Kirina POV

I knew something was up, but I can't do anything about it so me and Kisame walked in complete silence. Occasionally, cracking up a joke. We were nearing the room when Kisame abruptly stopped.
"Is something wrong? Do you sense an enemy?"
"No, Kirina-chan, I have something to tell you." Oh no. I know this all to well.
"Yeah, what is it."
"I kinda...like you." I can't help but let out a sigh. Kisame was so nice, how could I reject him? Too bad Akira wasn't here. She could reject someone so easily, it comes naturally to her!
"Kaisame-san, you know who I like."
"I suppose it was worth a shot."
"Hey, no hard feelings, 'kay?" He nods. "I think of you more as a brother. That okay?"
"Okay, imouto-chan." I stick my tongue out at him. That was easier than I thought. I just got myself a brother!
Just before we reached the light, four ninjas appeared before us.
"I'll take three and you take that fat one over there." Kisame said. I nod and prepared for action.
I started out by using a taijutsu combo, punching and kicking. All I did was punch fat...didn't work. Next, I tried stabbing...didn't turn out well either. All fatty did was absorb my kunai into his fat stomch, gross. Finally I had to use genjutsu. He was stuck in my illusion and screaming loudly. Probably screaming about food loss. Kisame had already finished his three.
"Not bad Imouto-chan, not bad."
"Stop calling me that." I gave him a playful punch.
"Hey, it's rude to hit your nii-san!"
"Whatever, lets go."
We arrived at the room before the other two. So we decided to play a game. Rock, Paper, scissors. Loser has to pay $100 to the winner. This is what I call quick money. Kisame sucks at this game! I know it's a game of chance but still, he sucks! After I had won at least a thousand dollars, our comrades arrived. Akira happily skips to me.
"Hey, how was your walk?"
"Great, right Kisame-nii?" I looked at the shark-man. He nods then continued talking to Itachi.
"Eh? Rina, when were you hal shark! Why didn't you tell me?"
"He's not really my brother. He just acts like it."
"But I thought...he...you..I..."
"You thought what?"
"She thought that Kisame has a crush on you." Itachi answered.
"He did. But we got that sorted out."
"Right you are imouto-chan." Kisame ruffled my hair.
"Hey, don't mess my hair up!" Kisame chuckels and we turned face to face with Harry Potter and his best friend Voldemort.
"Sorry to interrupt your reunion, but I believe we have some business to settle."
"FINGER!" I shouted.
"BODY!" Snakey shouted. I ran towards my goal, but Itachi grabs my collar.
"Do you want to get yourself killed?" He asked?
"But...finger."
"I don't want you to hurt yourself, get it later... now prepare to fight." He turned to Orochimaru. Sharingan, activated.


Next chapter they continue their mission! Reviews please! Bye!