And I'm back! Now as a beta as well, so if you need one... I also have a beta now, but I didn't send the chapter to her... I was in a hurry to post it, I guess. Anyway, hope you enjoy! And thanks to The Shrubbery for agreeing to be my beta. I also have an email just for fanfiction, to send the bad-fics and stuff... It's ravenclawwithhisnoseinabook gmail . com (without all the spaces, cause it won't let me post it if i don't have the spaces.) Also, thanks to bookwormlovesharrypotter and Pink Mockingjay In Hufflepuff for writing bad-fics for me. I will be using them soon! The idea for the bad fic came from Brainless Genius. Thanks to him/her! Please review!
Harry sat down at his office. He needed an embarrassing story for Ron. He had given up on Albus doing the job. He had also forgotten why he had done it. Ugh. I hate growing older, Harry thought. He checked his email for the link of the Embarrassing Ron story, trying to remember why he had given up on Albus doing it. He found the link and opened it:
Rn loved Hermy mor thn envy thing he evr new! So wen 1 nite she decided tht she lurved him as wel! And thy decide to met up the sjriekin shak late nite and then… (A/N: To be continued…)
Ah. That was why. It was….not what he was looking for, to put it nicely. So he would have to rely on himself as usual. As he browsed through the stories, who to come along besides…
"What do you want Malfoy?" Joy. Of all the people in this department, Draco Malfoy had to come along.
"I'd ask the same about you, Potter. You've been staring at that computer screen forever."
"Didn't know you were a stalker."
"I'm not."
"Says the man who looks at me staring at a computer…"
"I was intrigued."
"I'm glad you find me intriguing."
"Shut up Potter."
"You started it."
"Did not."
"Did too."
"We sound like children."
"I think people are staring."
"Let's stop arguing so loudly."
"Agreed."
Draco went into Harry's cubicle. "So, what are you doing?"
"Finding a story to embarrass Weasel? I'm in."
"I never said I wanted you here…."
"Too bad Potter."
"You're insufferable Malfoy."
"You sound like Astoria."
"People are staring again…"
Draco looked at the computer. "What the hell is 'Fanfiction'?"
"It's stories… by fans… about us…"
"Yes! I always knew I had fans!"
"Please. My fan community is much larger on the website."
"Let me see this…" Draco scrolled through the page. "It is not! I have 995,867 followers! You only have 995,886!"
"One more crazy person, what a difference!"
"Don't use sarcasm with me."
"Yeesh."
Draco looked at the screen. He gave a gasp and nudged Harry. "How about this one Potter?"
"Huh?"
Rogonagall: How a Teacher and a Student Became Closer Than They Could Have Ever Imagined
"Rogonagall?"
"You're dense Potter. It's obviously Weasel and Professor McGonagall in some sort of realationship."
Harry give an evil smile. "I think this is what I'm looking for."
Draco smirked. "Told you I was a genius."
"Shut up and read with me."
"I thought you didn't want me here?"
Ron was in Transfiguration. He still couldn't decide if he loved the class or hated it. His gaze fell on the beautiful woman in the front of the room. He loved being with her, but he couldn't concentrate, and as a result, his grades had went down miserably.
"I never knew Ron was into older women…. Hermione's going to furious!"
"Fanfiction isn't real. It can humiliate and do many other things, but it isn't real."
"Shame."
Minerva McGonagall suddenly was in front of him. "Ronald Weasley? Hello? Did you not hear my question?"
"You have a nice smell." Ron muttered. Suddenly he realized who he was talking to. "Sorry Professor! It won't happen again! What was the question?" He prayed fervently that McGonagall hadn't heard him.
"I asked: What are Gamp's Laws of Elemental Transfiguration?"
"Oh, um, I don't know."
"Then pay attention!"
He loved the way she reprimanded him.
"This is sick."
"You were the one who wanted to read it."
"You were the one who wanted made me find an embarrassing story about Ron for you."
Alas! It was an unrequited love. For Minerva could never love Ron as he loved her. Ron felt like he was going to cry.
"This is pathetic… Ron is not this emotional."
"It's called it says that he's OOC in the summary."
"And that means…"
"He's out of character."
"How do you know this?"
"I used my brain to guess, Potter."
"Ronald? Meet me after class." Ron's heart pace quickened. Could it be? No, of course not. he chastised himself. Professor McGonagall was old, and most likely had a husband and children. But still, he couldn't help but hope.
"As I've said before, this is pathetic."
"I whole-heartedly agree with you Potter."
"A Malfoy agreeing with a Potter? OH NO! The world is ending!"
"Shut up. You're worse than Astoria."
"What do you mean by that?"
"You're an absolute drama queen."
"You should see Ginny. She completely flipped over the fanfiction where we were in love with each other."
"Please, she can't be worse tha- wait, WHAT?"
Harry laughed at Draco's expression. "And you say I'm a drama queen."
"Ronald, it has come to my attention that you have not been paying much attention during class. Of course, you have never been the best student-"
"How nice…" Harry said.
"-but even for your standards, you have been falling behind."
"She's also dense… Can you not see that the boy likes you? He just told you that you smelled nice! Sure you didn't hear it, but-"
Harry cut him off. "Now you're starting to sound like Ginny when she watches Desperate Housewives."
"What's that?"
"Some muggle TV show that Ginny's fond of."
"Okay…"
"I'll try to do better Professor."
"If something is bothering you, you can always tell me, you know."
Ron sighed. "I really can't tell you."
"Yes you can."
"No, I can't."
"I'm your teacher Ronald, you can tell me anything you need to. I won't judge."
Oh, if only she knew!"
"This angst makes me want to puke…"
"That doesn't make sense."
"You don't make sense!"
"Again, that doesn't make sense."
Should he tell her? He didn't know if he could keep it to himself anymore.
"I wouldn't tell her."
"Why?"
"She's an old lady who's strict and a teacher that could whip your butt with magic!"
"Good point."
Ron decided to take a chance.
"Fanfiction!Ron is very stupid."
"Amen brother."
"Um…"
"Professor? I do have something that I need to say."
Professor Mcgonagall smiled warmly at him. "Go on then."
"I-well, um-I really like you."
"Thank you Ronald. I'm glad you like me and my classes."
"No, I don't mean it in that way…"
Professor McGonagall looked confused for a moment, and then her jaw dropped. "Are you saying that…"
Ron hung his head. "Yes Professor. I really like you, and I know if you're disgusted with me, but I couldn't keep it inside me for any longer."
Minerva laughed. "I'm not disgusted! Here, since you so bravely told me your secret, I'll tell you a secret of mine. I've always liked this boy ever since he came to school. He's smart, funny, and has a really big and nice family."
Ron's heart sank. "Who is it?"
"You, silly!" And she leaned closer…"
"Hey! What did you close the page for?"
"I don't know about you, Potter, but I definitely do not want to read about McGonagall and Weasley kissing."
"Good point."
They stood around awkwardly for a while. Finally, Harry broke the silence. "Would you like to come over to my house when I show this to Ron? I mean, I won't be offended if you don't, it's just that I thought, since you found the fic, that you'd like to be there?"
Draco thought for a second. "Sure," he said.
"Okay then. Feel free to bring Astoria and Scorpius."
"I will."
"Okay then."
They stood around awkwardly before parting and going their own ways.
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