...Had I waited one more day, it would have been exactly one year since my last update. I hang my head in shame. So in a pitiful attempt to make it up, there is an epilogue. Yeah XD. Thanks to all who have read and are still bothering to read.
Chapter Four: Fate And Soul
Status Update: Dart is STILL trying to figure out what the hell just happened.
Albert commented on this: Lloyd was deceived and was killed, Diaz is actually your father, Zieg, who was a Dragoon 11,000 years ago alongside his fiancée, Rose, who turns out to be the Black Monster, whom you were pursuing for revenge. Your father kidnapped your leman, Shana, who is the Moon Child, which means she is the one destined to destroy the world, which is what Zieg wants.
Dart also commented on this: NO DAMN FREAKING DUH, ALBERT!
Haschel also commented on this: Albert, did you just call Shana a lemon?
Albert also commented on this: …No, Haschel, I did not.
Status Update: Meru I'm beginning to get why it's called the "Death Frontier."
Dart, Haschel, and Miranda like this.
Status Update: Haschel Hang on a moment… has anybody seen Albert recently?
Rose commented on this: I assumed he was in the back of the group.
Miranda also commented on this: I assumed he was at the front of the group.
Dart also commented on this: Now that you mention it, it has been pretty quiet lately.
Meru also commented on this: Where IS he? D:
Rose also commented on this: Wonderful. We've misplaced our Jade Dragoon.
Status Update: Albert Feels so serendipitous to have friends who notice right away when he's gone missing. Oh, wait… that's not what happened. It took them THREE HOURS to notice!
Haschel commented on this: Well, actually it was only one hour before we noticed you were gone. The other two hours were spent trying to figure out where the hell you were.
Dart also commented on this: Hey, at least we found you!
Rose also commented on this: Only because you stupidly fell down a hole which just happened to be the same one Albert fell down.
Dart also commented on this: FOR THE TEN THOUSANDTH TIME, I'M NOT STUPID, I'M SLIGHTLY DYSLEXIC!
Meru wrote on Albert's Wall: How DID you fall down that sand-hole, Albert?
Albert wrote on Meru's Wall: I'd rather not talk about it.
Miranda became a fan of Bitch Slapping.
Haschel likes this.
Dart wrote on Miranda's Wall: You are officially my hero, Miranda.
Status Update: Dart Oww…
Rose became a fan of Bitch Slapping.
Haschel likes this.
Status Update: Meru So much for that bullshit that our forest is the last surviving community of Winglies.
Status Update: Rose Charle never changes…
Status Update: Dart if someone like CHARLE was embarrassed to be around Rose and my dad…I really, really need to quit thinking about this.
Status Update: Haschel yyyyfghredfrgtyyaerDG SAT ON THE THINGY! :D :D :D
Status Update: Miranda Haschel is drunker than a barrel of sailors… He looks like he's going to start hitting on me…
Status Update: Rose has nothing to say except… oh… my…
Dart likes this.
Status Update: Albert So it seems we are leaving for Rouge in the morning.
Status Update: Haschel massive headache… damn Wingly alcohol. Doesn't explain why my jaw hurts so much, though…
Dart wrote on Haschel's Wall: Dude… you don't remember? You started hitting on Miranda and you… uh… well… she got really, really ticked off, so she punched you.
Haschel wrote on Dart's Wall: Ah… that explains it.
Status Update: Dart Wingly teleportation… crazy stuff
Haschel, Albert, and Miranda like this.
Status Update: Albert We've just arrived at the Home of Gigantos… wait a minute… that means we have to travel through the Valley of Corrupted Gravity again… ANATHEMATIZED VALLEY! RETURN TO THE CESSPOOLS OF HELL FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!
Haschel likes this.
Miranda commented on this: Wow… I don't even know what to say.
Dart also commented on this: Albert? I think you're foaming at the mouth just a little bit… take it easy, dude.
Status Update: Miranda Fletz.
Status Update: Albert I am not going to lose it again. I promise.
Status Update: Meru Gettin' ready to board the QUEEN FURY again :D
Albert commented on this: Please tell me you aren't still endeavoring to make the Queen Fury explode…
Miranda also commented on this: Do I want to know?
Status Update: Meru Is it me… or are we just going around in a big circle?
Status Update: Rose And the Commodore thought letting Dart steer the ship was a good idea… why?
Haschel commented on this: Because the Commodore is batshit insane?
Rose also commented on this: You make an excellent point.
Status Update: Dart I don't suck THAT bad at steering the ship, do I?
Rose commented on this: Yes.
Haschel also commented on this: Yes.
Miranda also commented on this: Yes.
Meru also commented on this: Sorry Dart, but you do.
Albert also commented on this: I concur with the above sentiments.
Dart also commented on this: Thanks a lot, guys :(
Status Update: Haschel I think I've been away for longer than I thought… I don't remember my fellow village-members being such dim-witted hicks… I think even Dart is more intelligent than they are.
Dart likes this.
Dart commented on this: Wait a minute…that isn't a compliment, is it?
Dart also commented on this: I AM NOT STUPID! I AM SLIGHTLY DYSLEXIC!
Status Update: Miranda THAT IS THE FINAL FUCKING STRAW!
Status Update: Albert Um… Miranda just stole my spear… and is chasing Haschel with it…
Status Update: Meru Props to Haschel, he can run pretty damn fast.
Dart and Albert like this.
Dart wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: Does anybody know what the hell just happened?
Meru wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: I think Haschel walked in on Miranda getting dressed…
Dart wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: Oh, wow… and I thought that night in Ulara was bad. Well, my money's on Miranda.
Status Update: Haschel Would really like to thank his dedicated friends for not figuring out a way to stop Miranda from connecting the end of a javelin with my skull…
Albert likes this.
Haschel commented on this: Can it, Albert.
Haschel wrote on the We Are The Dragoons group's Wall: Wait… what did I do that night in Ulara?
Dart commented on this: You… grabbed her boobs…
Haschel also commented on this: Ah. That would explain a few things…
Status Update: Rose At this rate, we're never going to get off this stupid island.
Haschel commented on this: My island isn't stupid, it's slightly dyslexic, just like Dart!
Dart also commented on this: That's not funny, Haschel!
Rose also commented on this: Actually, it's hilarious..
Status Update: Meru feels nauseous. I know it was eleven thousand years ago… but still…
Status Update: Albert The sea made a pathway… an interesting development, to say the least.
Status Update: Rose Trapped in Aglis… lovely.
Status Update: Dart We're surrounded by water…
Meru became a fan of Anything and Everything Cute.
Miranda commented on this: No offense, but I don't know how you can consider that thing cute.
Haschel also commented on this: According to Ruff, you'd have to put Rose in that category as well…
Rose also commented on this: Haschel, would you like another bruise on your head?
Status Update: Rose So apparently I've had a stalker for the past few thousand years.
Dart likes this.
Status Update: Kongol …
Status Update: Miranda would very much like to strangle a certain creature named Buckle…
Status Update: Albert wasn't expecting this when Savan spoke about tests…
Status Update: Meru That was bizarre…
Status Update: Haschel No, I couldn't have stopped her…
Status Update: Rose Hmm…
Status Update: Dart I'm guessing I'm the only one who hit themselves in the head with their own weapon during their test. :(
Rose commented on this: You are correct.
Albert also commented on this: How does that even happen?
Status Update: Dart So my dad can control ugly-ass fish, and Dragoon magic can make newly-created Signet Spheres self-destruct. Someone neglected to mention this. THIS SUCKS!
Albert, Haschel, Meru, Miranda and Rose like this.
Status Update: Meru RIP Savan… :(
Rose, Dart, Albert, Haschel, Miranda, and Kongol like this.
Status Update: Rose The Law City Zenebatos… oh joy.
Dart, Rose, Albert, Miranda, Meru, Kongol, and Haschel joined the group Every Time I See a Lapto, I Want to Punch Something. Preferably the Lapto.
Status Update: Dart Changed the law. I don't ever want to do that again…
Rose, Meru, Miranda, Haschel, Albert, and Kongol like this.
Status Update: Rose The all-knowing judge and his winged executioners… really?
Status Update: Meru My ancestors were such self-absorbed, conceited morons.
Rose likes this.
Status Update: Dart DAMN IT ALL! WHY DID I HAVE TO HAVE A CRAZY DAD WHO WANTS TO DESTROY THE FREAKING WORLD?
Meru and Haschel like this.
Status Update: Albert So it seems that we have another law to change if we want to be able to enter Mayfil…
Status Update: Dart DANG IT ALL! STUPID WINGLIES WITH THEIR STUPID LAWS AND THEIR STUPID STUPID LAPTOS!
Meru commented on this: Not all Winglies!
Dart also commented on this: You know I wasn't talking about you, Meru.
Meru also commented on this: :D
Status Update: Haschel Well, hopefully that's the last time we have to change a law here…
Dart, Rose, Meru, Albert, Kongol, and Miranda like this.
Status Update: Miranda Next stop, Death City Mayfil.
Status Update: Haschel Well… this place is as creepy as hell…
Rose commented on this: It practically IS hell…
Haschel also commented on this: Great. Thanks for reminding me.
Status Update: Miranda You can feel the death in the air…
Dart wrote on Meru's Wall: Sneaking up on me and scaring the living daylights out of me was NOT necessary, Meru!
Meru wrote on Dart's Wall: But it was funny :D
Status Update: Miranda DART JUST FREAKING LED US DOWN A FUCKING ABYSS!
Status Update: Kongol Haschel, Meru, Albert King, and Miranda all chasing Dart.
Dart commented on this: I would have appreciated some help with that, Kongol… Wait, where's Rose?
Status Update: Rose I suppose I should have warned them about that invisible narrow path…
Dart commented on this: You suck, Rose.
Status Update: Albert …I don't believe it…
Status Update: Dart :O Lavitz…
Rose ignored a friend request from Ghost Lavitz.
Status Update: Haschel Well… that was interesting. But we've gotten to the Signet Sphere before Zieg, at least.
Status Update: Haschel And… Zieg just destroyed it.
Status Update: Dart $%%#%%^%^%$%^#)*&*(%!
Rose, Haschel, Miranda, Meru, and Albert like this.
Status Update: Meru The moon's fallinggijllbnilu7
Status Update: Dart So long Coolon…
Meru, Albert, Miranda, and Haschel like this.
Status Update: Miranda The Divine Tree… Who would have thought?
Status Update: Dart SOMETHING SHINY!
Rose commented on this: …You have GOT to be kidding me…
Status Update: Rose He couldn't wait three seconds for me to clarify that the fruits of the Divine Tree are NOT edible…
Dart commented on this: WELL I'M SORRY!
Status Update: Dart A word of advice: The Divine Tree's fruit tastes like shit, so… don't eat it.
Haschel and Miranda like this.
Dart commented on this: SHUT UP!
Albert joined the group I Hate Bugs.
Haschel and Meru like this.
Meru wrote on Albert's Wall: Hey Al, there's a bug on your shoulder.
Albert wrote on Meru's Wall: STOP THAT!
Dart, Albert, Haschel, Meru, Kongol, Rose, and Miranda joined the group Of All The Things I've Heard About The Moon That Never Sets, I Certainly Wasn't Expecting This.
Status Update: Miranda …
Status Update: Haschel Claire…
Status Update: Dart First Miranda, now Haschel. What the hell is going on? And what did Haschel mean about that girl not knowing me yet?
Rose commented on this: You mean you STILL haven't figured it out yet?
Dart also commented on this: Figured out what?
Rose also commented on this: …Haschel's daughter was named Claire. Your mother was named Claire.
Dart also commented on this: So?
Rose also commented on this: How much of an idiot ARE you? His Claire and your Claire are the SAME CLAIRE. Haschel is your grandfather, you moronic idiot.
Dart also commented on this: I AM NOT FREAKING STUPID, I AM SLIGHTLY DYSLEXIC!
Dart also commented on this: Wait….. WHAT?
Status Update: Dart I thought I was finally done with these HOLY CRAP moments…
Status Update: Haschel I'm resisting the urge to bash myself into oblivion right now.
Rose likes this.
Status Update: Meru WHOA! :O
Status Update: Albert An invisible floor. This moon has it all…
Meru, Miranda, Haschel, and Dart like this.
Status Update: Albert …Separated again. And coincidentally, it's Rose and Dart again.
Haschel commented on this: Twenty gold says Rose kills Dart.
Meru also commented on this: You bet the same thing last time, and she didn't :P
Miranda also commented on this: ….I'm not even going to ask.
Status Update: Kongol Brother…
Status Update: Meru Hoo boy, waiting for Rose and Dart to show up…
Status Update: Dart Dragons… everywhere…
Status Update: Dart Whoa, whoa, whoa… What did she just say?
Rose commented on this: …I… trust you guys.
Dart and Rose are now friends.
Status Update: Rose I think Dart just keeled over…
Status Update: Dart It's finally official. Rose friended me. The end of the world is nigh.
Rose commented on this: Can we just get a move-on already?
Rose became a fan of Pseudo Dragons.
Status Update: Dart Talk about a heck of a fight…
Status Update: Rose I'm sorry, Michael…
Status Update: Meru There they are!
Albert, Haschel, and Miranda like this.
Status Update: Albert It could have been different… But the past is the past.
Status Update: Miranda Wow… who knew the Winglies were capable of building something so beautiful?
Status Update: Haschel And now we lost Meru…
Status Update: Haschel And we've found her again. At least it didn't end up like Albert in the desert.
Miranda likes this.
Albert commented on this: That particular witticism fails to amuse me, Haschel.
Status Update: Meru Grr…
Status Update: Dart Okay… this place is really weird…
Status Update: Albert …This is the type of world that will exist if we don't succeed… what a chilling realization…
Rose, Dart, Haschel, Miranda, Meru, and Kongol like this.
Status Update: Rose Super-Virage…
Status Update: Dart …
Status Update: Rose I… never thought I would see a day where I'd be afraid of Dart…
Albert, Miranda, and Haschel like this.
Dart commented on this: …Sorry about that, Rose…
Status Update: Rose Talk about confronting someone from your past…
Dart likes this.
Status Update: Dart …lost my spirit again? Really?
Rose commented on this: I'm fighting the urge to hit you very, very hard.
Status Update: Rose I… I don't believe this…
Status Update: Dart THE HOLY CRAP MOMENTS! THEY HAVE RETURNED!
Status Update: Meru :O
Status Update: Miranda Lloyd's still alive…
Haschel commented on this: Annnd now I don't think he is…
Status Update: Meru …
Status Update: Dart Whoa… the spirit of the Divine Dragon… thank you, Lloyd.
Status Update: Rose The Dragon Buster. There's a degree of irony to this.
Dart, Rose, Albert, Haschel, Miranda, Meru, and Kongol became fans of Final Battles.
Status Update: Dart WE ARE THE DRAGOONS, BITCH!
Rose, Albert, Haschel, Miranda, Meru, and Kongol like this.
Rose and Zieg are now in a relationship.
Status Update: Rose It ends…
Status Update: Miranda …They finished him. It's over.
Status Update: Dart Dad… Rose…
Status Update: Albert We've saved the world… They won't be forgotten.
Dart, Shana, Miranda, Haschel, Meru, and Kongol like this.
Status Update: Haschel …I guess it's time to head home.
Status Update: Shana …Tell me Dart isn't singing what I think he's singing…
Miranda wrote on Dart's Wall: SHUT UP!
Shana, Albert, Haschel, and Meru like this.
Dart commented on this: NO!
Haschel also commented on this: YES!
Status Update: Albert I'm not sure where we're headed, but we cannot get there soon enough.
Meru, Miranda, Shana, and Haschel like this.
Dart became a fan of Wearing Your Pants On Your Head.
Albert commented on this: …..
Miranda also commented on this: …..
Haschel also commented on this: …..
Meru also commented on this: …..
Shana also commented on this: Seriously, Dart?
Dart also commented on this: ...I am not stupid. I am slightly dyslexic.
End of Game.
