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I found out...that the 'Germany is Holy Roman Empire' theory...is the theory that I'm not sure I believe anymore...
Germany: What are you talking about?
...Germany may be Holy Roman Empire's SON!
Prussia: *sputters* WHAT? N-No way! That can't be true! NIEN!
Oh...but it is!
Inu-kun: In your opinion, of course.
SHUT IT! You're ruining fangirl moment here for me! *goes back to her room and continues screaming*
Prussia: N-no way...*rocking back and forth* That would mean...West isn't my brother...HE'S MY NEPHEW! Wait...YEAH! IT WOULD MEAN HE'S MY NEPHEW!
Germany: So...Wait! Wouldn't that mean he's...hmm *goes deep in thought*
*barges out of room, Le gasp* I just realized...that would mean...ITALY IS IN LOVE WITH GERMANY'S DAD! or... that would mean... ITALY IS IN LOVE WITH HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE'S SON!
Italy: Ve~ what are you talking about~?
Germany: *grabs Italy* YOU LOVE MY DAD?
Italy: VE! What are you talking about?
NO! HE DOESN'T KNOW!
Prussia: This...changes...everything...
*Le gasp once more* GERMCEST! OMG! THAT MEANS- *mouth covered*
Prussia: DON'T SAY IT! DON'T YOU DARE!
*bites Prussia's hand*
Prussia: ARGH! MIEN GOTT!
PRUSSIA'S DONE IT WITH HIS BROTHER'S SON / NEPHEW!
Prussia: DID NOT! You crazy fangirls MAKE us do it!
NUUH~ *rans away with yaoi doujinshi*
Prussia: H-hey! What is that? THAT BETTER NOT BE THE PAIRING I THINK IT IS! *runs after crazy girl with germcest doujinshi*
Italy: Ve~? Doitsu? Are you crying?
Germany: NIEN! These are...MAN TEARS!
Italy: Ve! So when I cry, I have man tears!
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HAHAHAHHA LOL! No.
I have no clue what i did...I just came across that 'Germany is Holy Roman Empire's son' theory and well... it ended up as this...i don't know what to call it? I JUST NEVER THOUGHT/HEARD/REALIZE/READ/CAME ACROSS/KNEW ABOUT THIS THEORY! So~ I just wanted to share it...but my mind and hands went out of control...So here you are.
