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I found out...that the 'Germany is Holy Roman Empire' theory...is the theory that I'm not sure I believe anymore...

Germany: What are you talking about?

...Germany may be Holy Roman Empire's SON!

Prussia: *sputters* WHAT? N-No way! That can't be true! NIEN!

Oh...but it is!

Inu-kun: In your opinion, of course.

SHUT IT! You're ruining fangirl moment here for me! *goes back to her room and continues screaming*

Prussia: N-no way...*rocking back and forth* That would mean...West isn't my brother...HE'S MY NEPHEW! Wait...YEAH! IT WOULD MEAN HE'S MY NEPHEW!

Germany: So...Wait! Wouldn't that mean he's...hmm *goes deep in thought*

*barges out of room, Le gasp* I just realized...that would mean...ITALY IS IN LOVE WITH GERMANY'S DAD! or... that would mean... ITALY IS IN LOVE WITH HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE'S SON!

Italy: Ve~ what are you talking about~?

Germany: *grabs Italy* YOU LOVE MY DAD?

Italy: VE! What are you talking about?

NO! HE DOESN'T KNOW!

Prussia: This...changes...everything...

*Le gasp once more* GERMCEST! OMG! THAT MEANS- *mouth covered*

Prussia: DON'T SAY IT! DON'T YOU DARE!

*bites Prussia's hand*

Prussia: ARGH! MIEN GOTT!

PRUSSIA'S DONE IT WITH HIS BROTHER'S SON / NEPHEW!

Prussia: DID NOT! You crazy fangirls MAKE us do it!

NUUH~ *rans away with yaoi doujinshi*

Prussia: H-hey! What is that? THAT BETTER NOT BE THE PAIRING I THINK IT IS! *runs after crazy girl with germcest doujinshi*

Italy: Ve~? Doitsu? Are you crying?

Germany: NIEN! These are...MAN TEARS!

Italy: Ve! So when I cry, I have man tears!

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HAHAHAHHA LOL! No.

I have no clue what i did...I just came across that 'Germany is Holy Roman Empire's son' theory and well... it ended up as this...i don't know what to call it? I JUST NEVER THOUGHT/HEARD/REALIZE/READ/CAME ACROSS/KNEW ABOUT THIS THEORY! So~ I just wanted to share it...but my mind and hands went out of control...So here you are.