So, I posted this to my Tumblr (same name!) a little bit ago but I figured I'd add it to the fic sites! This isn't exactly a mission, so it doesn't really work with the others, but it's too short to really stand on its own. Consider this a dessert! And thanks to Tumblr's thequeenofthehobbits for the prompt! If you have a prompt you'd like to see me work with, feel free to leave a comment!


The alarm started ringing on the nightstand next to him, Eggsy kept his eyes closed and groaned. The hand that had been resting on his chest throughout most of the night shifted, groping for the button to turn it off.

"Why do we have to wake up at this ungodly hour, again?" asked Eggsy as he rubbed his face, the back of his mind noting the extra weight on his finger. He still hadn't quite gotten used to the ring, but a smile spread across his tired face all the same.

"Because we're going to be busy all day," replied Roxy, the glint from her own ring managing to find what little of the early dawn light that there was. "And if we want to spar at all, it has to be in the morning."

Roxy was already up and about, rummaging through the chest of drawers and pulling out various clothing for the two of them.

"It's called 'a day off' for a reason, Rox! What say we just spar here for a bit," started Eggsy, who pat the bed and tried to pull off his most charming look but only managed to look charmingly daft. "Maybe follow it up with a little breakfast in bed?"

She turned around and threw the gym shorts she had just retrieved for Eggsy, nailing him in the face and earning her an "oof" from her husband.

"Because we're supposed to have breakfast with my parents at nine, then we're meeting my friends at the market at 10:30 and then we're having afternoon tea with your mom and Daisy."

Eggsy finally got out of bed, slipping the shorts on as he walked toward Roxy, putting his arms around her and resting his chin on her shoulder.

"And then a nap, yeah?"

Roxy smiled and scratched at Eggsy's scruff, "Only if you don't want to take Daisy to Harry Potter World anymore."

"Ah, right, Harry Potter World," said Eggsy, smiling at the thought. "You know, the one in Orlando is supposed to be so much better, right?"

"We are not commandeering Kingsman resources so you and Daisy can get matching Harry Potter robes," said Roxy, rolling her eyes. "Besides, we're meeting Harry for dinner at The Dorchester at 8."

"Ah yes, The Dorchester," said Eggsy in his most affected posh accent, his pinky stuck firmly in the air. "I do say, this foamed fish mousse is divine."

Roxy shook her head and laughed before fishing out the rest of their gym clothes and shoving Eggsy's in his chest. "Right, a full day ahead of us, now get dressed! You still owe me a rematch for flipping me on the mat last time."

"I'll let you do whatever you want to me as long as it includes a good pinning," said Eggsy with a mischievous wink. "You realize we're like those couples we used to make fun of, right? Their whole days planned down to the minute with markets and tea and Harry Potter?"

Roxy thought for a moment before grabbing the back of Eggsy's head and bringing him down to her height for a deep kiss, the two holding still for a long moment.

"Maybe, but they don't go stop evil geniuses from destroying the world when they're working do they?" asked Roxy, slapping Eggsy's rear as she went to go put on her sneakers. "And you're the one that loves Harry Potter."

"I guess you have a point," replied Eggsy with a smile, throwing on his shirt as he followed his wife down the stairs. "Now, about that rematch."