Author Note: I am sorry for prolonging the inevitable. HE WILL GO TO KONOHA! Finally! By the way, I will give off a bit of a trait that the author Drakai (and others I don't know) uses. Major Sasuke bashing, major Sakura hating (Cherry Blossom? She's a bitch!). But I have already powered up Naruto. BTW, I think I will add a little more speaking in this.

Chapter IV

Beginnings in Konohagakure, bitch bashing, emo hating, funny sensei.

Naruto (12 years old) was told the truth about his family 2 years ago. He was so pissed off that he shot Dante with Abaddon thrice (three times). When he thought about it now, it wasn't bad at all.

Dante called him down to the kitchen one night (August 23rd). "Listen up Naruto," Dante explained. "I'm gonna be taking you home to your villiage of Konohagakure. They don't know much about Devil Arms other than the villiage leader, the Hokage. This is going to be your new home, so I expect you to be on your best behaviour, or I get Popgun out. (Popgun, defining Ebony and Ivory!)

2 months later... (and a lot of "Are we there yet!")

They were here. It was a beautiful villiage! They immediately went to the Hokage (no time for sightseeing).

"Welcome to the villiage Naruto!" the Hokage said cheerfully "I am the villiage Hokage! I expect you will go well in the villiage. Now I have heard of the Devil Arms... which reminds me... there is this one child, Sasuke Uchiha, who will try to take something powerful. I've seen him try. He is arrogant and if he challenges anyone, he will not back down. When you see him, ignore him as best you can. He also has fangirls, who will go along with anything he says for his attention (Author note: Yeah, a little same old with hate Sasuke). So ignore them all. Other than that you'll go great! Anyway here's your map to the Academy..."

47 minutes later...

Iruka, a busy schoolteacher, was busy doing his job when he heard a loud noise. Literally. THE DOOR HAD BEEN CAVED IN! Naruto, the caver-inner, said "Um... is this room A? I'm Naruto! I'm kinda new!" Iruka replied "I've been expecting you! Please come in!"

Naruto had been introduced nicely by everyone. Right on time, because physical practice (Someone faces someone else) was on the exact moment Naruto arrived!

There were random fights! Then, by some extremely random coincidence, Naruto was being paired up with Sasuke!

"You cannot beat me" Sasuke said smugly "I am an Uchiha, the greatest of the great, kings of kings.."

"Yeah, yeah yeah, CAN WE SKIP THE CRAPPY UCHIHA INTRODUCTION! I'M BORED!

This made Mr. Uchiha mad, and he furiously attacked Naruto.

Naruto usually plans out his attacks. He didn't need to. Sasuke was BORING!

He shot Sasuke with Abaddon being transformed into a popgun. But, again Sasuke moaned "I will not be defeated!" So... Mr Director, cue Sasuke to be shot with Death, please! Hold up! After seconds of extremely endless torture, Sasuke STILL GETS UP! And so naturally Naruto did the best option at hand. He shot Sasuke. Low Power. WITH DRACULA! (Low power is enough to knock someone out!). Painful. He knows. But no choice... As Sasuke was knocked out, Ms Sakura Haruno aka. Banshee, shrieked "WHY DID YOU DO THAT! YOU ..." she continued swearing incoherant words... and she charged. Not knowing his strength, Sakura was helplessley... swatted by Naruto. Literally. He lightly punched her, and he swatted her into the tree. Iruka reprimanded him by asking why he did that. Naruto simply replied, "Sasuke wouldn't know when to give up, which would cost lives in a mission. Sakura attacked me for no known reason after I knocked Sasuke out, because he was 'her Sasuke' and since she goes along with EVERYTHING he does, she tried to knock me out.

"I understand, Naruto. OKAY CLASS, LET'S GO BACK!"

3 minutes later...

Class had begun, when Iruka surprised them. There was a gradutaion on today. Naruto was actually JUST lucky, since he read scroos instantaneously at the Hokage's office, and he did the things called 'jutsu' in the nick of time (he is that smart, he reads pages almost instantaneously). The graduation was to peform a Bunshin.

"Iruka, is there no limit to the number aquisited?" asked Naruto. Iruka replied that there was no limit. Naruto performed Kage Bunshin's. He made... 1000! Sasuke, when he saw what happened... HE WAS PISSED! Sakura, after she recovered from unconsciousness, being Little Ms. Fangirl, went along with what he said.

2 minutes after Graduation...

Iruka announced that they would meet with their senseis today. Team 7: Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura. Sensei: Kakashi Hatake

Team 8: Kiba Inuzuka (a guy with a dog on his person at all times), Shino Aburame (a creepy guy who always wears glasses) and Hinata Hyuga (an EXTREMELY shy girl). Sensei: Kurenai Yuhi. Team 9: Ino Yamanaka (A fangirl of Sasuke, uses mind transferring abilities), Choji Akimichi (an extremely fa... er, chubby boy) and Shikamaru Nara (an extremely lazy boy. Falls asleep. Anywhere. Anytime). Sensei: Asuma Sarutobi.

3 hours later...

... Silence...

... Silence...

"WHERE THE HELL IS OUR SENSEI?" shrieked Banshee Sakura. Sasuke and Naruto could only block their ears at her complaints. Just then... Kakashi arrived! Hooray! No, literally, he was three hours late!

"My first impression of you all is... I hate you!" said Kakashi cheerfully

"Meet me on the rooftop in five minutes. Pronto." he ordered.

Kakashi went up immediately... only to find Naruto there.

Kakashi was gobsmacked! "How did you get up here so fast?"

TO Be Continued...