Summery: Lets just say Lily Evans wasn't what she appeared to be, and neither was Harry. How in the hell are the Evans tied to Grindelwald and why did Albus hide that fact? Harry Potter isn't taking anyone's shit anymore. Follow Harry and some new people along with some age old people who didn't get enough spotlight in the books threw adventure, pain, loss, anger, and self findings on the road to kill Voldemore and bring the wizarding world into what Harry and his friends call ' A new generations '.

Disclaimer: Does it look like I own Harry Potter? No! So go bugger off somewhere you blood gits!

Note: My little devils how have you been?

OrionLuckyStar: Sad to say I haven't read anything from Anita Blake Mental note...must read her books Can't say who his promde sang is yet, just read to find out. Harry will play both roles...sub/dom in the relationship. Thinking about making the sex scenes hurt/comfort and name calling while thier doing it. Not sure yet.

The-person-you-don't-know: Thanks! I try my best.

Yaeko: I can't tell ya everything. That takes the fun out of reading it. I can tell you that Draco is his soul mate. As for what's next, lets just a wild time in...

Meekah Greenleaf: Yes Harry aims to shock!

CalliM: Can't say what the twins are planning, you'll find out when you read it though. And yes I know curious, yes very curious. Thanks for your review. Now let the bashing begain...MUAHAHAHA!

STARING IN THIS CHAPTER: SEVERUS, DARK LORD, HARRY, NEVILLE, BLAISE, DRACO, THEO NOTT, WEASLE AND MUDBLOOD, BUMBLE-FUCK...ER BEE, THE TWINS, SORTING HAT, CRAZY PHOTO LADY, CRAZY ISISHMEN NAMES SEAMUS, MY OC...WILL BE INTRODUCED LATER AND MY LOVELY LITTLE DEVIL OF A PRANKSTER...PEEVES!

LET THE MADNESS BEGIN..."MUHAHAHAHA!" EVIL MUSIC IN THE BACK GROUND

"Erm I swear I took my pills today. Honest!"


March 4, 2005 8:30 P.M
Location: Slytherins' Common Room

"Draco, Theo this is important. The weasel and mudblood have been playing Potter since...Well that's an issue I'm not sure of yet, but I can tell you that they've been spying on him to Dumbledore. That can't be good for anyone seeing as how he's always the one to save everyone." the dark skinned Italian said smoothly

"Are you sure you've heard it right?" Draco questioned looking into the glowing fireplace

"Yes I've not been lurking the halls near the headmasters' office for nothing, I have audio to back me up on this one." Blaise said reaching into his pocket to reproduce a small black hand held tape recorder.

"Going high tech muggle on us? What are you James Bond?" Theo teased

"Oh do shut up. Muggles can be very useful and resourceful. Most of the things should be used in the wizarding world. This is a magical tape recorder that I brought off the Weasley twins. They've been inventing things of good use for a while now so I've been looking into the back of their store." Blaise explained setting the recorder down on the coffee table pressing the play back button.

"Potter, it's always about bleeding Potter. If he's so powerful then why hasn't he killed V-Vol…The Dark Lord already?" they heard Ron say

"Because Ron, Dumbledore was smart enough not to train him and lock his powers away. Dumbledore is doing what is best by not telling Potter about having some of his magic locked away. The less he knows about his magic the better for us all. We wouldn't want another dark lord in the making would we?"

"I guess not Mione. Come on lets get back to the common room,"

"Well is that proof enough?"

"That's enough. I believe it's time we put differences aside and send him an owl tomorrow at lunch. With the tape as well so he won't think were playing him," Draco said

"Well now that's settled I still can't believe he has blocks on his magic. If the blocks were to come down?" Theo questioned. A pregnant silence went up between the three

"I believe that Potter is powerful enough as it is, but to have his true powers come out after being locked up for so long can end in disaster," the smooth Italian and the quiet Slytherin turned their heads sharply towards Draco.

"There is a large risk that if too much power was locked away from him bonded in his body that when it's let loose not only will it kill, but it might turn him into a squib."

"It's soo clear now." Theo mumbled

"But that was way too easy. Why?"

"Because, what does Dumbledore want? Power and power over people. When he saw his little Golden Boy start to turn on him he could have easily placed the bind on him when he was in the hospital wing, as many times as he's been there."

"Yes but there is an issue of bridging the gap. I don't think Potter was aware of his friends but had his suppositions, after last year with the Weasel. I think that Potters' been up to something. Things aren't making sense in this puzzle." Blaise commented

"Do you think that maybe he knows one of them is snitching him out?"

"Can't be certain. I wouldn't put it past Potter if he already knows and is playing along. There are many shades of gray that many people don't see in him," Blasie said getting odd looks from the other two.

"What? I've talked with him once or twice before. Don't judge people on the way they act. Harry is like the eclipse of himself in private."

"You called him by his first name!" Theo and Draco shouted

"Yeah last year during Tri-Wizards after the first task. Perfects bathrooms..."


March 3rd, 2005 8:31 P.M
Location: Hogwarts, Dungeons...Potion Masters private chambers.

The room sat in a silence for a few moments. Snape, for once, was actually afraid to even ask what they wanted. The twins were one of his favorite students, not that he would tell anyone, but his favorite students did tend to do things that would most likely end with someone getting injured. Mainly him since he was the idiot who stood over their potion when it blew up.

"Well?"

"We were looking into some things muggle-"

"When we found a small connection-"

"Between magic, science and-"

"Muggle weapons threw." they both paused

"POTIONS!" they exclaimed together

"What are you..." suddenly Snape's left eye started to twitch as he felt the familiar burn of his left arm. The dark lord was calling him

"I believe this meeting will have to be cut short," Snape said standing up quickly walking over towards his fireplace.

The others nodded as they rose as well. Exchanging nods the twins walked over to the fire place while Neville, Dean, and Seamus walked towards the portrait hole. The other three watched them disappear threw. Severus took some floo powder in his hands before throwing it in the fireplace.

"THE LEAKY CALDRON!" Snape yelled and was gone.

"Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes!" the twins said together and were gone in a swirl of green ash.


March 4th 1:30 A.M
Location: Presidential Bed Chambers.

Harry awoke with a start. His heart pounding in his ears. Sweat rolling down his creased brow. His eyes narrowed as he tried to remember the dream. After a few moments of trying to see threw the fuzz in his dream he sighed and growled in frustration. Throwing the covers off his body he swung his leg over the bed and his feet met the icy floor. Shuddering slightly from the coolness of the floor he stood up and stretched. Yawning and walking over to the armoire he looked in to see three different outfits. Looking between them he chose the leather outfit.

The outfit consisted of a pair of slim fit boot leg low rise black leather pants. The pants were mixed of leather and dragonhide. A black button-up shirt that had short sleeves and slash and stitch cut-out design on the right hand side. A regular black button up leather vest with pockets on the sides that had chains looping itself in and out of the vest pockets. A lovely blood red tie and to complete the look a pair of dragonhide boots and a cloak made of Tussah silk lining, black wool and a hood made of black leather with a silver crescent moon clasp in front.

Putting the outfit on him couldn't help but smirk. Walking over to the floor mirror to look at himself he thought he looked damn good for someone his height and weight. Although he knew he needed to do something with his hair. He kind of wished he had of gotten a beard of some kind. A goatee like Sirius' or something.

'Oh well, I know I have to work on my body with these months coming up. I'm still 5'5 and I'm 15 years old. I should be at least 5'7 or 5'8. Hermione is starting to get taller than me,' Harry thought with a sigh. Running his hands threw his hair he decided to let it grow out a little.

'I think I could pull off the border hair style. Maybe my hair will listen to its owner.' Harry said seeing as how every time he got a hair cut it would grow back within the night

'The goblins do know a thing or too about fashion. I'll give them that,'

Feeling like he looked decent enough he took one last glance around the room. Shrinking the books, the trunk he took out of Sirius' vault he placed it inside of his pockets. Looking around the room again seeing he got everything he wanted he walked out the door and went back into the office. He was met by Griphook.

"Ah Harry your up early. Come with me I think you should go see the Black family vaults." Griphook said, Harry nodded. The next thing he knew he was on the roller coaster again. After all the twist and turns he was finally at the hall of the Black family vaults. Stepping out of the mine cart he stood up against the wall for a moment to let the dizziness pass.

"Come Harry we must see if the family vaults will let you in," Harry nodded once more as he walked down the long hallway. In all 10 doors on each side were what made up the Black family vaults.

The door before them was the vault of the Noblest House of the Black. Twelve feet tall 10 feet wide the door was made of onyx marble with the engraved picture of a mountain with a large grim standing looking up towards a silver outlined crescent moon. The only crack in the door was one straight down the middle.

"Give me your hand," Griphook's wheezy voice said snapping Harry back to reality. Giving him his hand he felt his skin being cut open.

Said goblin dragged Harry towards the doors to place his hands on the cool marble. The doors hummed as a dull gray light started to outline Harry's' hand. From his hand the gray light started to outline the mountain then slowly to grim then the moon. Once the gray light found its way back to Harry's' hand. The grim gave a howl as the doors started to open. Harry took a few steps back from the door startled because of that the grim said.

"Ah another noble Black, hopefully this one will be a speaker of the beasts," the grim growled in a Scottish accent

"Eh...who are you," Harry asked

"My luck is with me this day. I'm Orion the first Black and grim of the Black family,"

"I'm here to look around inside the vaults. I just came to inheritance yesterday,"

"Well then, by all means come in an look around," Orion the grim said as he open the doors for Harry.

If Harrys' jaw could drop threw the center of the earth to china it would have. Gold Galleon to the ceiling lined one side of the large room while on the other side silver Sickle shimmered in the light. A small stack of bronze Knuts that went up to Harry's' waist stood like a dwarf compared to the other stacks of things. Piles of diamonds, Almandine, Amber, Amethyst, Ruby, Sapphire, Pearls, and many more. Trunks of various colors and sizes floated around the room suspended in their own magic in the air. A wall lined with sleeping portraits. Caldrons filled with whose knows what here and there. In the middle of it all was a tall round alter made of black marble with specks of white and silver lining it. Upon the alter was a large weathered looking black and brown book.

Walking into the room he still couldn't believe what he was seeing.

'Holy shit, if were to let Snape lose in here he would have a field day,' Harry thought looking at some of the caldrons filled with dried herbs and plants.

Stopping at the alter that came up to his waist he looked down at the book.

"All you have to do young lord is open the book and speak what you want," the large grim growled.

Harry jumped slightly from the voice of the dog, but did what it said. Opening the book a light sprang forth to show a lady's face looking back at him. Blinking once then twice the woman smiled.

"Hello milord it's been some time since someone's been able to get in here. What do you wish to get?" the regal voice of the woman asked

"Hello milady I wish to get a few books from here dealing with Defense Against the Dark Arts and Dark Arts themselves. I also need to find a couple of weapons and anything that will help me in battle," Harry said thinking

"Of course milord, give me a few moments to present some books," the woman said. As the woman looked threw some books the portraits on the back wall started to wake up. some where already up and were staring at him.

"Hello," Harry said to one of the portraits, the portrait scowled at him

"keh whatever," Harry said in palsetounge

"Oops," he whispered. Said scowling portrait brighten up and smiled at him

"Well, well, well what do we have here? A serpent speaker. Why I haven't seen one since Slytherins time on this world. Tell me your name young lord,"

"Harry James Potter-Black,"

"A Potter?" the portrait said

"Well...my mother, Lily Evans, was a Elemental Vampire. She had a mate, my father James Potter, and her promde sang Sirius Black, my other father." Harry explained

"Ah I see. So much power and darkness surrounds you, yet you are not evil."

"Far from good too," Harry mumbled and the portrait laughed slightly

"Milord I believe were going to have a nice time,"

"What is your name?"

"Phineas Evans Black Sr father of Phineas Nigellus Black," Phineas said proudly

"The first Evans…Who took the name of Black," Harry said sounding somewhat surprised

"In the flesh...erm frame." he said smirking. Like every black male he had silverish blue eyes with long black hair that was tied back in a low hanging pony tail. A clean cut goatee that was colored mostly black with a few stray strands of gray.

"Hmm," was all Harry said


March 4th 1:40 PM
Location: Unknown...

As soon as Severus got to the Leaky Caldron he quickly walked out back into Diagon Alley to the Apparition point and Apparated to the Dark Lords castle. That had been hours ago. Now in the middle of the night Severus was waiting for his lord to call him out.

"Sssseverusss come here and tell me about the Potter brat," He heard Voldemore hiss. Walking fourth towards the throne he kneeled before Voldemore kissing the hem of his robes before he stood up.

"Milord the Potter brat is going against the muggle lover. He is finally seeing his ways, but will never turn to you for help or come to you willingly." Severus said

"Thissss isss sssuch a good change. The brat is finally ssseeing what I sssaid back in hisss sssecond year. Ssseverusss tell me about the foolish mansss plansss in hisss order,"

"There has been no update or a meeting since the last I know milord. All that I know of is that the muggle lover wants to get the boy under control. I know for a fact that he will not go back to the fool for anything." Severus said

"Good, good Ssstay close with the boy. You may go Ssseverusss," bowing once again he hurriedly made his way out of the building quickly Apparating to his chambers.


March 4th 2:05 PM
Location: Knockturn Alley

After an interesting convocation with Phineas Harry was now walking about in Knockturn Alley. When he first came here in his second year he was intimidated by all the nasty looking people and the stores. He did not want another Borgin & Burkes incident to happen again. This time he walked with his cloak and hood on, since it was after all raining, his wand ready. The only part of his face you could see were his haunting killing curse green eyes. Not really seeing anything he liked he suddenly spotted an empty alleyway. Shrugging he walked towards and down the alleyway only to stop in front of rainbow beads that were sapost to be a door. Looking interested, finally, he walked in to find himself in a clothing shop of sorts.

Various colors of fabric and furs met him in the door way. The store was split level and had racks of fabric scattered everywhere. A large desk up front and a clear area he guessed to be the front desk. There were two doors painted red on either side of the room. Walking to the ' front ' desk that was made of glass be trapped the bell that sat on top.

"Can I help you?" a voice from behind said, spinning on his heels Harry was face to face with a man a few feet taller than him with short ice blue hair and violet eyes.

"Umm yeah I was wondering if I could get some help with come clothing,"

"Well you've come to the fight place. This is ' The Den ' and here at The Den we make sure to take care of our customers," he said with a wink towards Harry as he looked him up and down. Harry blushed slightly, but chuckled

"Well I just need a few sets of robes, two cloaks, some pants, a few shirts and some boots."

"You're a vampire aren't ya? No need to hide a pretty face from me," the man chimed

"Umm…can you keep your mouth shut about who I am?" Harry asked

"Of course. I'll never tell a soul of your business. Never have and wont start now," Harry took the hood of his cloak and took the cloak off completely

"Oh my. Harry Potter a vampire. Just when I thought you couldn't get any cutter you go and get sexy," the man giggled and Harry only smirked

"Well my name is Martin Belle and I'll help you with anything you need. From your clothing I can tell you got this...hmm what was that American muggle movie called…oh yeah you got that Van Hellsing look going. Sexy if I may say so. Hmm you would look good in blood red, silvers, black of course, any kind of green...well maybe not highlighter green, and dark blues. If we go with anything too light it'll clash with your eyes and skin complexion." Martin said

"Hmm...well then I want the 5 set of dress robes to be black with the trim of either blood red, forest green, mint green, black silk, and midnight blue made of Acromantula silk. Actually I want all of my clothing made from either wool, Acromantula silk or some kind of Dragonhide and leather. 10 shirts, 5 silk in the color of 3 black and 2 red. The other 5 shirts made of cotton, 1 white, 2 blue, 1 green and 1 black. I will also need three vest made. One black leather, the second made of dark red Dragonhide and the last blue Dragonhide." Harry said, while he was saying this Martin was writing it down.

"Okay let me take your measurements; do you want me to put any charms on the clothing?"

"Yes I want the self cleaning, water repellent, and the self adjusting charm. Does the material I chose repel jinxes or cures?"

"Yes they do. Dragonhide is a very sturdy material and can deflect most low level curses. The Acromantula silk is very light and practical to wear even thought the material is rare and is pricey." Martin mumbled

"No need to worry about the price,"

"Well that's good to here, the best kind of hide you could get is Basilisk hide, but the serpents are so rare and deadly that it's hard to come across by,"

Light bulbs started going off in Harry's head "Hey what other part of the Basilisk is valuable?" Harry questioned innocently

"Well the heart can be used for wands, the liver and tissue inside the beast for potions, the eyes and fangs for both as well. Their blood might be able to use in a wand too if I'm not mistaken. Why do you ask?" Martin said looking up from measuring his leg with narrowed eyes

"Let's just say I've killed one before. If I give you some of the hide to make me the vest and cloaks and a pair of pants you won't tell anybody? I'll even give you what ever is left over," Harry said

If the intake of breath and thump on the floor didn't alert Harry then nothing would. Harry jumped off the stool sitting next to the wide eyed Martin.

"Oh man I think I love you. Are you serious! Basilisks hide! Oh my," Martin said waving his hands around then winced. That's when Harry smelt it.

'Mmm smells soo sweet. Smells like chocolate and strawberries with vanilla. I must taste,' Harry thought. Martin had somehow cut his wrist and was now holding it close to his chest. Harry dipped his head a little towards his wrist. Martin understanding what was going on lifted his wrist. Harry took it within his hands moving it towards his watering mouth. Flicking his tongue out across the little cut to took a couple of drops of it onto his tongue while he healed the cut.

"I...I...I'm sorry about that. Your blood...so good. And I…umm...sorry!" Harry stammered, Martin gave a soft smile.

"Don't fret over it. You're a cute boy. Maybe we can go out sometime," Martin said blushing madly making his pale skin alien to the redness on his cheeks.

"Sure. If you want to deal with a hormonal teenage boy who's gonna be on the run in a few hours," Harry said

"Huh? You did something?"

"Nope but I'm blowing this Popsicle joint! I can't stand it any longer. Bumble-fuck is really getting on my last nerves." Harry hissed

"Ahh, not as golden as I thought. Good, good as long as you don't crossover to the Dark Lord then everything will be fine." Martin said standing up with Harry

"Well..."

"Oh yeah, umm I'll do you one better on the Basilisk hide. I'll make you a set of battle robes and a extra pair of pants and the vest. The cloaks and other robes will be lined with the Basilisk hide and Acromantula silk,"

"I still want one vest made of leather...can you make Gauntlets, Belts, and gloves? one set in each color out of either the basilisk or leather. If you give me 2 hours I'll be back with the Basilisk hide."

"Hey while you're at it gets me some of the skeleton. I can line the vest and the inside of your cloak with it. Let's call it extra protection." Martin said with a wink. Harry grinned and winks back at him before leaving the store.

Four hours later...

After 3 hours of savaging the Basilisk hide, getting a few bones, plucking the fangs, draining the blood and saliva into vials, cutting the eyes out of the beast (wearing shades just in case) and taking the liver, heart and tissue and storing them away. Harry was just leaving the shop after his little chat with Martin. Martin was sweet, yet manly man with a wicked since of humor and was wild an outrageous. He had caught himself laughing more than once at the antics of the man. Not only was he wild and crazy he was smart and well rounded. Harry could see himself checking up on Martin every now and then. Besides that point his blood tasted delicious. Now Harry was on his way back to Hogwarts to surprise a certain potions master.


March 4, 2005 5:05 A.M
Location: Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes

"Well dearest brother oh mine-"

"Seems like we have a problem,"

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking dearest brother?"

"When have I not?"

"Umm..never dearest brother o' mine,"

"Well then."

The brother looked at each other before shouting "The Weasley Twins Return Our Rang of Terror Over The Ickle Firsties, Secondies and Thirdies...and the Teachers!"


March 4, 2005 6:00 A.M
Location: Hogwarts Potion Masters Chambers

Harry stumbled out of the Floo Network dusting off his robes that were stained a little bit with the coal. Sighing he casted a cleaning charm on himself before going over to the loo to released his bowls. Once finished in their he checked the clock to see 6:30 am reading. Sighing at the time he sat down on the couch a potions book in his hands. He needed something to do until the old bat woke up.

7:10 am

Finally after almost and hour and a half of waiting since he arrived the potions master stirred in his sleep. Harry could here the groan of the older man as he got up and the popping sounds of his back as he stretched out threw his bed chamber doors. He head him grumble something about damn first years and idiotic Gryffindors. Harry roiled his eyes as he counted reading. He only lifted his head at the sound of the potions masters' voice.

"HARRY JAMES POTTER WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!" Severus snape thundered.

"Well that's some way to welcome a guest. I can clearly see you're not a morning person,"

"Mr. Potter can you kindly go!"

"Nope. I come bearing gifts and this is the thanks I get well then," Harry huffed with a giggle.

'There must be something I forgot to read,' Harry thought

Shaking himself he added in his mind 'Must be the effect of tasting blood of a mortal for the first time,'

"What kind of gifts Potter?"

"Remember the Basilisk I killed in second year? Well I went back down there to find the damn thing open. Why didn't anyone close it? Well anyway I went down there and hacked it up and salvaged the bits I could. I give you the heart, liver, organ tissue, bone, fang and eyes of a Basilisk!" Harry exclaimed jumping up out of his seat taking the object out of his pockets and un-shrinking the items. Severus Snape was a man whose face was made of stone. But today his face was set in awe and confusion double time.

"Also what do you know about Elemental Vampires?" Harry asked

"They are very valuable. Why? Do you come bearing gift from them too?"

"Sort of. I am one!" Harry said bouncing on the balls of his feet. Never in all his year did he expect this...Severus Snape was a dead faint!

7:50

Now sitting on a stool in the potions lab with the door close and ten minutes till class starts Harry was awaiting Snape to come and get what Harry promised him. Suddenly the office doors flew open and the billowing cloak that Severus Snape wore made him look like an over grown bat, but a very elegant over grown bat.

'Hmm...he would be damn sexy if he didn't always have to act like a total git and didn't have greasy hair,' Harry thought eyeing the man.

"Now mister Potter if you could," Severus said motioning his hands. Outside the classroom in the hallway everyone had chose this day to show up early. The Slytherins were leaning up against the wall when they heard some people talking.

"Hey professor is giving Potter an early morning detention," Pansy squealed. At his everyone was standing next to the door trying to hear inside.

Inside the class room Harry could hear everything that was going on outside and decided to use this to his own good. With a smirk he slowly opens his mouth.

"Open your mouth potter!" everyone heard Severus say

"Eh how can that fit in there?" they all heard Potter say innocently, Neville was choking on his toast at this.

"Would you just open your mouth you sniveling little bastard!"

"Oh I love it when you talk dirty...go on,"

"I'm warning you Potter open your mouth so you can this potion,"

"Oh..so that's what there calling it these days,"

"Potter!"

"Okay, okay don't get ya bloody knickers in a twist...or do you wear thongs?"

"THAT'S IT. POTTER 100 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR AND DENTION FOR A MONTH WITH FLICH!"

"Oh you speak so dirty. I know you love this. Well then if were quiet done with...OWW! WHAT THE BLODDY BLEEDING..OWW YOU FUCKER THAT OWW HURT OWWW!"

Everyone heard the laughter of Severus Snape and it sent chills down their spines.

"Now Potter if you could please clean you self up! I believe I'll go put this in inventory. When they grow back you come back and give me the next set. Got it?"

"What am I sapost to do. I have missing teeth now Sherlock,"

"Why Potter I would have thought even you would be smart enough to know that there are charms that can be placed on your mouth. Here," Severus said muttering a spell. Harry felt four subsatute teeth in the place of his fangs.

"Thanks Sev. Love ya bye!" Harry said after he open the door to be faced with the whole class

"Eh...What are you people looking at?" and with that he raced down the dungeon halls

"HEY HARRY! PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T!" Neville shouted after him. He stopped and spun on his heels causing his cloak to open to reveal his outfit underneath.

"Dear god Neville I didn't know you thought that way. Professor Snape was only pulling my teeth for me since I had a little potions accident and turned them into fangs...Now I must be off. Gotta see Poppy!" and with that he turned around and walked down the silent corridor. Deciding it was too silent Harry started singing.

"I'm off to see the healer, the healer from Hoggywarts. The best healer in all the seven sea is the healer from hoggywarts!" not satisfied with the reaction he singed this...

"Weasley Is Our King, Weasley is our king! O'marry Hoo Weasley is the king!"

All of a sudden a loud, rude sound, like the air being let out of a balloon echoed threw the halls and then Peeves the Poltergeist appeared.

"Oooooh Why it's Potty Wee Potter!" Peeves crackled

"Hey peeves I have a job for you..." Harry said as he started to mumbled some things to Peeves

"Oooooh Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty Potty! Me want inny," Everyone heard Peeves say. Harry crackled with laughter as he started to whisper more things to Peeves.

Throwing water balloons down the hall as he went Peeves disappeared. Harry still crackling with laughter left scaring the shit out of people. Two teens narrowed their eyes.

12:01...lunch

Harry sat at the Gryffindor table at the end near the doors next to Neville and Seamus. They were talking about the D.A.D.A teach. Harry was about to spill what he said for Peeves to do when the owls came crashing in. Two owls dropped letters off for Harry. Everyone was looking at him. Shrugging he open the first letter and read it silently. He knew the hand writing and raised an eyebrow at Neville. Neville shrugged looking down at his lunch. Setting the letter down it blew up in a puff of smoke. Opening and reading the second letter he quickly read it and looked at the signature at the bottom. He blinked once then twice before he started laughing. He looked up to see three Slytherins looking at him with an unreadable gaze. With a smirk he looked at Neville and bowed his head. Neville did the same grinning madly.

Harry gracefully made his way over to the Slytherin tables. The whole hall was silent. Walking up the aisle he stopped right behind Draco Malfoy. With a smirk still planted on his face he took the collar of Malfoys' school robes lifting him up and out of his seat. The Slytherins had their wands drawn at him but Harry quickly made his way out the great hall dragging Malfoy with him. The hall was quiet and then Harry stuck his head back in looking at the Slytherins table.

"OI! ZABINI, NOTT COME..."

"MALFOY IF YOU DON'T PUT YOUR WAND AWAY I'LL TAKE IT AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ARISTOCRATIC ASS THAT YOU'LL BE SPTTING SPLINTERS TILL CHRISTMAS,"

The only sound that could be heard was the arrival of Peeves the Poltergeist.

"Wee ickle people are naughty naughty!"

At this point both Theo and Blaise thought Harry set this up so they both made a b-line for the exit doors. Just as they had Peeves could be heard throwing some sort of bombs at the teachers. From the green smoke that was wafting out the doors it must have been a dung-bomb.

"Come along were going to go talk," Harry said acting all giddy, taking Malfoys' hand and started running down the corridor with two very scared Slytheirns and one Slytherin holding on for dear live.


Back in the Great hall

While Umbridge was fussing and cursing the little poltergeist a certain red head and bushy haired Gryffindors were talking in hushed tones.

"What's up with Potter, first this morning in the potions room and now with Malfoy." Weasley whispered

"I don't know and I don't like not knowing. We need to talk to Dumbledore," Granger said

"God did you get a look at what he's wearing! He's not even in his school robes," Weasley all but shouted

"Ronald!" Granger scolded elbowing him in the ribs.


The Room of Requirement

One Gryffindor and three Slytherins sat comfortably in over stuffed leather chairs in front of a fireplace sipping some brandy in the R.O.R. There was a pregnant silence before Harry spoke.

"Now I know your all wondering why I dragged you out here and why I'm being civil with you," the three nodded their heads

"Well for one thanks for the head up about the mudblood and chili pepper, but I already knew about that," Harry said, Malfoy nearly choked on his brandy

"Is that a little too strong for you? I could always get you some ginger ale?" Harry said in a sickly sweet voice that sounding like Umbrigdes' own sickly sweet voice.

"Ha ha Potter. Explain how you already knew,"

"Well you see that letter that I read before yours told me so. That was one of my many spies in this school who reported back to me,"

"Spies," Zabini croaked

"Yeah...I have at least 10 spies from every house. Yes that does include Slytherin. After all how could I leave my house out?" Harry said innocently

"Your own house?" Nott questioned

"Yep. If I hadn't of threaten the hat to put me in Gryffindor I would have ended up with the snakes. Now it really sounds stupid and naive, but hey you have to understand I was brainwashed into believing all you guys were bad. I should have known that traitors come from every house. Look at the bastard that betrayed my parents and set up my dearly departed godfather Sirius Black. Peter Pettigrew was a Gryffindor. I'm pretty sure that a few Hugglepuffs and Ravenclaws are within the Death Eater ranks.

"Now look what we have here. A Malfoy who most likely will be neutral. A Zabini who has always stayed neutral in the wars and a Nott who would most likely will become a Death Eater to either become a spy or be there just because of you parents or maybe for your own sick and twisted pleasure. Then you have me. The fucking savior of the god damn light! I'll tell you right now, I'm far from good, but I'm not that close to evil either. I'm a very dark person. Some of the things I've thought and have done would surprise the most. I know your wondering why I'm saying this and I'm doing the same thing right now in my own head. I guess I'm doing it just to do it cause for one I'm bored and for two this is my last day an I want to make a truce between the Slytherins and Gryffindors while I'm gone," Harry said

"WHAT!"

"You heard me. While I'm gone you have to let up on your attacks on certain people. Neville, Seamus, Dean and the younger years. I don't want them to be tortured because of me being gone." Harry explained

"If we accept what do we get?" Nott questioned

"My finance end will never sever from yours. I'm lord Potter-Black-Evans' now. I control three of the wealthiest houses in all Britain!"

"Evans. wasn't your mum a...muggle-born?" Blaise questioned

"Nope. Seems like dear old Dumbles forgot to tell me that Mark Evans, my grandfather, was a wizard who did evil and was the right hand man to Grindelwald had his magic taken away from him and before him a long line of squibs. My mum was a second generation Half-Blood who married a Pure-Blood which makes me a Pure-Blood." Harry explained. At this the other three opponents of the room were spitting brandy back into their cups.

"Your a descendant of someone who was with Grindelwald?" Nott exclaimed

"Yep. Seems like Dumbles didn't want anything dark or evil getting to close to home with me...Oops too late for that one." Harry said sarcastically

For the next twenty minutes the boys talked and joked around for a while.

"How did you threaten the hat?" Nott finally asked

"Oh I said if it couldn't be destroyed by magic then it could by muggle means. I told the hat that if it didn't put me in Gryffindor that I would steal it out of the headmasters' office one night and take it into the Forbidden forest. There I would dump into a container full of gasoline and set a match to it...KABOOM!" Harry said laughing throwing his hands around in the air.

"Did by any chance Snape snuck you some zip cuz you all...Giddy," Blaise said

"Nope I just ate some sweets...Lots of sweets. Chocolates and strawberries and vanilla and suger..Yum!"

"I think it's time we left." Nott said jumping up, the other two Slytherins did the same as they hurriedly made their way out of the R.o.R room


Out on the front yard...

Today was sunny day. The perfect day for pictures. In fact today was picture day. Everyone was laughing and running about as the camera caught every movement. Later on the pictures that weren't worth it would be tossed away.

"Dear gods are all these little brats perfect. Where is some kind of humor or action? Or both. Gah!" the photo woman exclaimed quietly.

Her wish came true as a sandy blonde haired boy came out of the Gryffindor changing rooms pulling a dark haired boy along behind him.

"SEAMUS I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T LET ME GO!" the boy shouted

"Now, now Harry we can save the th' screaming for tonight'," the boy named Seamus said in a thick Irish accent. Suddenly the sandy blonde stopped. Dropped the boy named Harry and he, himself, sat down next to him. Everyone was glancing at them, but didn't openly stare.

"Now tell m' mate, wha' happen?"

"Nothing much sea. I just told them that it was my last day and..."

"LAST DAY!" Seamus shouted

"Shhh. Keep it down," Harry said pressing a finger to his lips. Lifting himself up on his other elbow as was Seamus on both of his.

"Well then you get a special gift!" Seamus piped

"And that will be?" Harry asked clearly not knowing. Seamus smirked cheekily at him

"This!" Seamus exclaimed caching everyone's attention. The next thing anyone knew the Irish was straddling the Boy-Who-Lived kissing him for all he was worth. The girls were ' ohhing ' and ' awning ' while some of the guys were giving cat calls and whistles a sorted few were gagging. The photo woman was getting everything. Soon the two broke apart.

"Oh so that's what I get. Almost as good as this," and with that Harry flipped them so he was straddling the blonde frenching him. This kiss however didn't last as long because Harry got up and took off running.

"YOU LITTLE JACKASS! GET BACK HERE...ohhh lookie what I got here,"

"HEY WEE ICKLE POTTY. I'S GOT YE GLASSES!"

Harry stopped running and slumped his shoulders. He cursed loudly and it made some of the younger slytherins blush. Suddenly he turn about and starting running after the Irishman. The Irishman seeing this turned around and started running, but Harry was gaining ground quickly. Seeing this every time he looked over his shoulder Seamus did the only thing he could, he climbed the closest tree. When Harry got to the base of the tree slightly panting. Not wanting to climb the tree, Harry did the only thing he knew how to do. He kicked the tree. Kicking the tree a few dozen times, the last kick was really hard; Seamus came falling out the tree to land on top of Harry.

"Well this is nice," Harry groaned shoving the boy of him, but snatching his glasses and putting them on and standing up.

"Thanks for the landing cushion. I'm sure I would have broken something," Seamus said standing up with the help of Harry.

"Not welcomed," Harry said and started to slightly limp his way back to the castle

"Well some way to find out your gay!" Seamus shouted

"I'm not!" Harry called back sweetly

"Well...then bi!"

"I'm not!" Harry shouted back

"Then what the hell are you? You can't be straight."

"Nope but I am tri-sexual," Harry said cheekily

"Huh?"

"I'll try anything and anyone at least once in my life time!" Harry shouted back

"So you would try Professor McGonagall?"

"Ewe hell no. But did you know she wears plaid knickers?" Harry said and with that he diapered inside the castle. Soon after his departure the whole student body was either out right laughing, giggling or smirking.

"Now that's what kind of action and humor I was looking for," the photo woman said laughing.


Dinner Time: Great Hall

Soon it was dinner time in the great hall when the doors burst open to reveal two red headed twins.

"Mr.Weasleys'!" Minerva shouted

"Sorry to disrupt your-"

"Lovely dinner's but-"

"We decided that we-"

"Wanted to come back-"

"To terrorize the wee-"

"Ickle firsties, seconds, thirdies and..."

"Who ever we feel like bringing our reign of terror down upon! MUAHAHAHAHA!" the twins said together

"With the help of our little friend-"

"Peeves the Poltergeist!" and with that the little hell raiser appeared next to Umbrigde shooting out raspberries.

"Damn poltergeist!" she shouted swatting at it

"You will have to be sorted again," Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eyes.

"Fine with us-"

"As long as you don't-"

"Make us do-"

"Detention!" they said at the same time. Dumbledore nodded and suddenly the stool and the hat appeared

"Ohh takes us back-"

"To our own marry first year,"

Fred sat down first.

'Oh the little prankster is back. Gonna go into the house you were sapost to this time around?'

'Hmm the offer is temping but I don't know. I can't be separated from my twin,'

'Very well give him the hat,'

Fred passed the hat to George and smirked. George placed the hat on his head and looked around the hall smiling evilly.

'Oh so prankster numbers two is back. Well your brother says he will not go to a separate house from you so who will be it be. Slytherin or Ravenclaw?'

George sent Fred two and four fingers. Fred motioned two fingers.

'We've decided,'

'Well then I hope you're happy in RAVENCLAW FOR THE BOTH OF EM!" the hat shouted. Everyone was in silence.

Did they hear right a Weasley in Ravenclaw? Two at that. Two who were known as Fred and George Weasley, the pranksters? Was the world really coming to an end!

"Hey were not stupid we just chose to hide behind out prankster ways to insure that everyone is having a wicked time." Fred said

"Besides it was either Ravenclaw of Slytherin. I don't fancy being disowned because we got into the serpents house," George said matter o' factly

"WHAT!" Ronald Weasley yelled

"That's right Dearest Roonil Wazlib when we first got here the hat wanted us souly in Slytherin. We threaten the thing and it put us in Gryffindor for showing 'courage' "Fred said mockingly. Ron was turning a shade of purple that would have made Vermon Dursley proud.

"WHY YOU NO GOOD BLOODY...BLOODY SNAKES!" Ron shouted

"That's enough. Fred, George please take a seat at your house table," the twins nodded that their old head of house and walked over to their new house table grinning madly.

"Well hello there,"

"I'm George or Forge."

"And I'm Fred or Gred and we are your new house mates. Hope we can get along," Fred said

The other Ravenclaws looked nervous, but few were brave enough to start up convocation with them. They soon hit it off with the whole table chatting it up for once. Everyone knew that raven claw would never be the same.

Meanwhile over at the Gryffindore tables...

"I can't believe those two. Did you see how they just walked up in here like they owned it?" Ron fumed. Neville was tense and clenching his fist. He liked the twins. How dare Ron!

"And how they were sapost to be in Slytherin! I can't believe those damn snakes! Moms gonna be pissed when I tell her. God I can't believe I have to call them brothers." that was it Neville snapped. The quiet storm was awoken.

"ENOUGH! SHUT THE FUCK UP RONALD. HOW DARE YOU SIT HERE AND INSULT YOUR ON DAMN FLESH AND BLOOD. HOW DARE YOU SIT THERE AND TALK ABOUT THEM BEHIND THIER BACKS NOT EVEN TO THIER FACES, AFTER ALL THEY'VE DONE FOR YOU. YOU'RE A GODDAMN HYPOCRIRT. YOU CALL YOUR SELF A GRYFFINDOR. HA! YOU NOTHING BUT A HUGGLEPUFF. A LITTLE SCARED HUGGLEPUFF WHO CAN ONLY SEE BLACK AND WHITE. NOT ALL SYLTHERINS ARE BAD. LOOK AT HARRY! HE WAS SAPOST TO BE IN SYLTHERIN!" Neville shouted panting. The whole hall was in shock silence.

"Damn it I wasn't sapost to do that...Damn it all to hell. Fuck!" he whispered, Ron was once again purple

"He's right. Not everything is black and white. I was sapost to be in Slytherin and sometimes I question that choice I made by being put here," Harry said walking over to Neville

"You know you just blew your cover right?" Harry asked slowly

"Yeah. Sorry man I just got pissed off. Have been ever since...umm I'll get back to you on when I started to get pissed," Neville said shrugging his shoulders.

"YOU POUF I CAN'T BELIEVE I CALLED YOU MY FRIEND!" Ron shouted

"Took you that long to think that up?" Harry remarked snidely. You could here the chuckles from the Slytherins.

"Now you wait a minute Harry! We've been there for you since day one!" Hermione insisted

"OH SHUT UP YOU GODDAMN KNOW IT ALL MUDBLOOD, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I CALLED YOU A MUDBLODD. IT'S ONLY A DAMN NAME. YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN THERE SINCE DAY ONE, BUT ON WHO'S ORDERS. YOUR OWN OR DUMBLEDORES? WHERE YOU THERE TO REALLY BE MY FRIEND OR WHERE YOU THERE FOR THE SAKE OF BEING FRIENDS WITH THE-BOY-WHO-BLEEDING-LIVED? COME ON ANSWER ME DAMN IT OR ARE YOU TO SCARE TO DO IT ALL OF A SUDDEN? HMM ANSWER ME; YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ONE TO QUICKLY SHUT UP!" Harry shouted at her, she was starting to cry

"How dare you!" Ron yelled

"Do us a favor and go to hell. You're taking up our oxygen," Neville said

"Now that's quiet enough. Harry apologies."

"Ah, NO! Old man do not get me started on your old ass!" Harry hissed, by now if you weren't sitting with the laughing Slytherins then you were staring in shock at the two boys.

"HOW DARE YOU SIT UP THERE LIKE YOU THE FUCKING INNOCENT ONES WHEN YOU PUT NEVILLE AND I THREW ALL THIS SHIT? YOU PUT BLOCKS ON OUR MAGIC! YOU MADE ME LIVE WITH MUGGLES WHO ABUSED ME! MADE ME LIVE UNDER THE STAIRS IN A FUCKING CUBOARD! THAT'S RIGHT THE RUMORS ARE TRUE! YOU SET MY PARENTS UP. YOU KNEW THEY WOULD BE SAVER AT THE HOLLOW MANSION YET YOU PUT THEM IN GODIC HOLLOW. YOU KNEW SIRIUS WAS INNOCENT BUT YOU LET MY MUTT OF A GODFATHER GO TO AZKABAN WITH OUT A TRIAL. FOR WHAT? THE SO CALLED GREATER GOOD? YOU ARE AND OLD SODDING MANIPULATORWHO WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN POWER. TELL ME WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO AFTER I DEFEATED VOLIEMORE, OR MAYBE DIED AND DIDN'T KILL HIM? WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN I FINISH HIM OFF.? FRAME ME AND THROW ME IN AZKABAN?" Harry ranted

"Oh please don't look so surprise Dumbledore. We were bound to find out sooner or later. I'm happy it's sooner than later. You made me believe I was a fucking squib for the first 10 years of my life. I come to find out 90 percent of my magic has been blocked off and bounded to me! 90 FUCKING PERCENT OF IT ALBUS! I COULD HAVE DIED COMING INTO MY INHERTIANCE AN YOU WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BLINK A PRETTY LITTLE EYELASH, WOULD YOU?" Neville said shouting towards the end

"I don't know about you Neville, but I can't take it anymore here. I'm losing my head, once again. I'm leaving. I just can't stand to be here. They won't teach me or train me anything that's worth knowing to survive so why even stay. I'd be better off doing an independent study of everything, and I mean everything." Harry huffed like a spoiled child, worthy of another round of chuckles from the Slytherins and one from Neville

"I'm with you on that." Neville piped

"Well you know what Dumbles. I'll be seeing you around. Neville and I have business to do. We have to go train for war, because that's what were in for now. War! And your little half slacking light spells won't do a thing to a Death Eater. Oh look Voldemore will be shaking in his knickers as I send my deadly...Stunning spell?" Harry remarked sarcastically, the Slytherins were once again laughing

"It's been a nice ride Dumbledore. It really has been. Every year you get some crack pot teacher. The only good teacher I've gotten out of my 5 years here was Remus Lupin who was a werewolf and Mad Eyed Moody who was really Barty Crouch Jr. who was a Death Eater!" Neville said

"Yes it's been lovely, but I have to go now, adiós!"

"Au revoir," Neville said walking next to Harry. Side by side they walked.

"WAIT YOU CAN'T LEAVE HERE! Harry this is the safest place for you. Voldemore and his death eaters are still out their searching for you. If he were to find you I'm afraid of what he would do to you. I'm afraid that as your magical guardian I'll have to force you to stay here. You have to understand I do all these things for your own safety. And Mr.Longbottom I'm sorry to say, but as your headmaster and temporary magical guardian you'll be forced to stay here too by the powers of hogwarts and the law,"

Neville snorted at this and turned around. "Well it's a good thing my gram made me read all those books on the laws last summer. Legally Harry is considered an adult under the 'Guild Laws of the Founders time' still very much effective today. Under section 105 family I recite. If a child feels like their magical/maternal parents do not take care of, steal from, endanger on purpose and or threat or treat wrongly and that magical child has enough evidence he/she can be legally emancipated. This only happens if the wizarding child is older or is 14 years of age and or has come into their inheritance. If the child is under 14, but has come into their inheritance then this child will be placed with another adult of their choice and the courts acknowledgments. So by those rules Harry can legally leave here and so can I, good day!"

With this Neville and Harry resumed their walking out of the great hall and out of Hogwarts.

"Oh don't be worried we'll be back next year. You might want to check Mrs.Umbridge or Umbitchs' forearms for the dark mark. I'm certain she either has the mark or is a supporter. Goodnight," Harry called over his shoulder. Soon the two disappeared out of sight.

The twins clapped and Peeves threw water balls. Umbridge was purple from anger as was Ronald Weasley and Herminoe Granger. The headmaster of this lovely school was near a dead faint. While the Slytherins were laughing in glee at the turn of events. The head of their house was having a hard time trying not to laugh so he settled for a small chuckle and smirked.

Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom had just shook the foundations of Hogwarts. Now Neville Longbottom and Harry Potter were on the run.


End
Well...told you it was going to be a long chapter. I hope you liked it. I know that Harry was out of character, but I wanted him to have fun on his last day. Neville. I can't explain I was just going out on a whim. The next chapter will be out by next Friday. I'm trying to get every chapter done by either Friday or Saturday. Anyway I hope you like this chapter and my new OC (original character). Look at my Authors Note in my profile for some important details.

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