Oh, Those Crazy Cullens;;
Chapter Four - Ambushed

List of characters;;

vampcrzy/bellalamb - Bella
tomanyvoices - Edward
Jazzfest - Jasper
icdafuture - Alice
Mr.Macho - Emmett
mamabear - Esme
Angelface - Rosalie
vampgod - Carlisle
PuppyLove - Jacob
ARTICHOKIEE - Rebecca
OMEitsSquirt/SquirtGrl - Liliana

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OMEitsSQUIRT: Hey Artichokie!!

ARTICHOKIEE: Hey Squirt!

OMEitsSQUIRT: That last chapter was really funny.

ARTICHOKIEE: Yeah it really was. But our future ideas are even better

OMEitsSQUIRT: Of course. Wait!

ARTICHOKIEE: What?!

OMEitsSQUIRT: I think something is going to happen. My heart just started beating fast! Ha.

ARTICHOKIEE: Haha like what?

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OMEitsSQUIRT: I had a great idea just now! I think someone should play a prank on Edward. They

should dye his hair blue! o.O

tomanyvoices: Who the hell are you?!

Mr.Macho: THATS A GREAT IDEA!

OMEitsSQUIRT: OME!? Um...Rebecca, do you see what I see? ITS EDWARD AND EMMETT!? AND JAZZY!? OME.

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ARTICHOKIEE: I see that Lil! WOW!

Jazzfest: Who are you guys?

vampcrzy: I was just going to ask that!

OMEitsSQUIRT: Rebecca, they're talking to us. : Um...hi. I'm Liliana. And Artichokiee is Rebecca.

ARTICHOKIEE: I see that Lil...I don't like them talking about us.

Jazzfest: Are you the two the made me buy designer jeans with freaking rhined stoned butterflies?!

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icdafuture: Guys! We're going to have HUMANS in the chat today!

OMEitsSQUIRT: That might have been us.

ARTICHOKIEE: We are those humans, Alice

tomanyvoices: You two are evil.

vampcrzy: WHICH ONE OF YOU MADE ME DRESS UP IN A PINK BUNNY COSTUME?!

OMEitsSQUIRT: raises hand Guilty. You have to admit that it was very funny. that and the silly

string. That was priceless!

ARTICHOKIEE: Hahaha! The silly string was my idea!

icdafuture: So, you know about us?

ARTICHOKIEE: Yes. A good portion of the world knows what you are.

MR.Macho: I liked using silly string! But the green bunny suit...what the hell?!

icdafuture: Edward! We need to have a family meeting! If people of the world know about us, then

we might not have anywhere to go.

Jazzfest: Edward is pissed.

OMEitsSQUIRT: Nooo! I love Edward! Please don't be pissed.

vampcrzy: You love who now?

OMEitsSQUIRT: You know that I'd win if we started to fight. You're too clumsy. P

ARTICHOKIEE: I love Edward to! He so sexyyyyyyy

OMEitsSQUIRT: I know right!?

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icdafuture: Bella's coming over!

tomanyvoices: I see I am loved.

Mr.Macho: What about me?!

Jazzfest: Everything isn't about you, Emmett.

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Angelface: Hey guys! what have I missed?

OMEitsSQUIRT: OME! I'm in love with all three of you.

ARTICHOKIEE: I know right? All three of them are loveableeeeee! Hi Rosalie!

Angelface: Who the hell are you and why are you in love with my husband?

ARTICHOKIEE: A lot of people love your husband..

Angelface: Answer my question, dammit!

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bellalamb: I'm here guys. Edward, baby...

tomanyvoices: Yes, love?

bellalamb: Where are you? I'm in the driveway.

OMEitsSQUIRT: You know that y'all aren't married yet, right?!

tomanyvoices: I will come and get you right away, love!

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ARTICHOKIEE: Well, techinicaly Lil, Edward and Bella aren't married yet. haha

OMEitsSQUIRT: That's what I said!

bellalamb: sticks tongue out Bye.

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icdafuture: Will you write another shopping scene?! One with Bella and JAZZY!

ARTICHOKIEE: I like that idea, Alice! And I didn't understand you at first, Lil. Haha

Jazzfest: NOOOOOOOO!!

Angelface: Ooo. You could take Jazz to get new shoes to match his new pants!

OMEitsSQUIRT: Rebecca, I need to go. Think you can handle this, pwease? puppy dog eyes

ARTICHOKIEE: Surely. Well..I will try. Haha

icdafuture: It was nice to meet you Liliana!

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Angelface: So, who made Emmett break my brush?

ARTICHOKIEE: err...it was both Lil and myself

Mr.Macho: So are you the one who wrote that my Jeep is pink and purple?!

Angelface: Why are you so mean to me!? Its not that I've done anything to you.

ARTICHOKIEE: I am very sorry Rosalie, but we are just doing it for people who read the story

Angelface: People read this CRAP?

ARTICHOKIEE: Yes they do. And yes Emmett, I made your truck pink and purple.

Angelface: Actually, I think I made his truck pink and purple. :

icdafuture: Why do you guys write? I'm very curious.

ARTICHOKIEE: Well, we just do it for the fun of it..I guess.

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OMEitsSQUIRT: Okay, I don't have to go to the party yet! How are things going?

ARTICHOKIEE: I was being AMBUSHED!

OMEitsSQUIRT: I wasn't even gone long!

ARTICHOKIEE: They are crazy!

Mr.Macho: Hey! Not all of us are crazy!

Angelface: Just you baby. kiss

Mr.Macho: And there is nothing wrong with it. Well. I am going to take Lil's idea and dye Edwards

hair blue, heeheehee. Nice meeting you Rebecca and Lil! Even if you two are demons for putting me in a green bunny suit.

OMEitsSQUIRT: I love you Emmett!

ARTICHOKIEE: Bye Emmett! Good luck with the hair dye!

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Angelface: Edward is going to be pissed off.

OMEitsSQUIRT: He did kinda did say that it was his favorite color.

ARTICHOKIEE: I think he will enjoy it! Haha

icdafuture: No he won't. : You guys better get out of here before he gets on.

OMEitsSQUIRT: Nobody needs to tell me twice!

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ARTICHOKIEE: I am outta here!

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Angelface: How does he take it?

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tomanyvoices: WHERE DID THOSE TWO DEVILS GO?!

icdafuture: They said something about having to go to a book party.

tomanyvoices: I don't like them. My hair is blue!

icdafuture: I'll be right back!

icdafuture is away

Angelface: Haha. Do it!

Auto Response from icdafuture: Edward's hair is blue! SNAPSHOT!

tomanyvoices: DON'T!

Jazzfest: Well this was interesting..

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vampcrzy: Hey guys! What did I miss?

tomanyvoices: My hair is blue.

vampcrzy: Why is your hair blue?

icdafuture: Rebecca and Lil.

Jazzfest: I think it is pretty funny.

tomanyvoices: They are evil!

Angelface: Actually, Emmett was the one that did it. They just gave him the idea.

icdafuture: Damn! I forgot to take off the away message.

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tomanyvoices: Oh...was it Emmett's idea?

Angelface: No.

vampcrzy: Did someone take a picture?

icdafuture: Got it uploading to myspace right now!

tomanyvoices: You are all so mean.

Jazzfest: I am enjoying this

vampcrzy: OME! baby, you know that I love you.

tomanyvoices: Did you just say 'ome'?

vampcrzy: You told me I could. pout

tomanyvoices: I am sorry, love. I am just kinda pissed cause my hair is blue.

vampcrzy: Aww. Edward you look so handsome.

tomanyvoices: Thank you...but i want my normal hair color!

icdafuture: Its only temporary. It'll come out.

tomanyvoices: Okay. Then I am gonna go wash my hair so i can try and get it out.

vampcrzy: I love you, Edward!

tomanyvoices: I love you too, Bella! I am coming over

vampcrzy: I thought you were washing your hair.

tomanyvoices: It can wait

vampcrzy: Okay!! D

icdafuture: Did he really just say that his hair could...wait?

Angelface: oO

Jazzfest: I think he just did

icdafuture: Does this bother anyone else but me?!

Jazzfest: I am slightly bothered

Angelface: I'm surprised that he hasn't went after Emmett yet!

tomanyvoices: He is next.

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Angelface: Emmett just hid in the closet. XD

vampcrzy: My poor Edward. sigh

icdafuture: I'm going to go wash the porche. Then, I'm going to go shopping! Jazzy, come with?

Jazzfest: I guess since there is nothing better to do..

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vampcrzy: Well, bye Rosalie. My sexy man is here. lol.

Angelface: Ew.

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MEANWHILE;;

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SquirtGrl: Like my new screen name? I just made it.

ARTICHOKIEE: I do like it. Very catchy!

SquirtGrl: Did they leave?

ARTICHOKIEE: Yeah, I think we are safe...

SquirtGrl: Good. I hope that Emmett didn't really dye Edward's hair blue. :

ARTICHOKIEE: I really hope he didn't either... If he did...I am scared

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tomanyvoices: YOU TWO!

SquirtGrl: Oh, Flubber nuggets!

ARTICHOKIEE: HOLY SHIT!

SquirtGrl: How can we help you, love?

tomanyvoices: My hiar is blue.

SquirtGrl: I swear that we didn't mean to! I'm so sorry Edward! I didn't think that he would actually

dye your hair blue!

ARTICHOKIEE: Well I thought it was kinda funny...but I still love you Edward!

SquirtGrl: I love you, too, Edward! P EW. I smell fish.

tomanyvoices: I don't want to know why. That is repulsing. And my hair is blue because of you

two.

SquirtGrl: We're sorry! Please forgive us! Dammit. Help me woman! rotfl

tomanyvoices: Did you just say 'rotfl'?

SquirtGrl: Yeah. Why?

tomanyvoices: it sounds like you are speaking some kind of language but you are too drunk to

remember what you are even trying to say. Now shouldn't you know about chatspeak from Chapter 1? That was terrible.

SquirtGrl: I wasn't paying attention. XD

ARTICHOKIEE: Well, we thought it was funny. And we really are sorry Edward. You and your family are just interesting to write about.

SquirtGrl: Freakzilla is home! Time for Breaking Dawn!

tomanyvoices: And if you two do anything to my hair again, I will set the VOLTURI on you.

ARTICHOIEE: AHHHHHHHHH!

SquirtGrl: We love you still! runs away screaming

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tomanyvoices: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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