Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon. Nintendo does. I do own Mech-Ah. And the concept of Relationship-Fixers.

"Okay then… you opened the last chapter of the Book. Here is something I want to say… you I learned some over the past four thousand years I was alive… I screwed just about every single person ever seen… habit… now, I finally fixed something I did wrong… you are the one I fixed… because I split you up… yep, it was me… let me explain…" The book said.

"Back when Dave was five… I was kinda bored and threw an EMP grenade for fun, thus disrupting Dave's compass. Dave got lost, and then I started to feel sorry, and guided Dave to Glaceon, hoping to save Dave without having to take care of Dave myself. I watched Dave from close angle, afraid of lawyers. I might have saved the world but I was still under the law… and then it happened.

The Counsel of Ethical Thoughts sued me! Two years after causing this, they sued me for interfering with other worlds. They said that I, as alien, may not allow someone to morph if caused by me. You can guess what I did; I had to undo love… something even a fearless man can't do. I remember it like yesterday…

I walked up to the place Dave called home back then… I waited for the ultimate moment. I saw the Glaceon walk up to Dave… with the Eevee Necklace, which is just the fluffy fur of around the neck of an Eevee with some more fur to tie it up. I knew I had a few seconds to come up with a mind edit that would make sense. Simply I changed both minds making them think Dave wanted to leave, and Glaceon allowed it. Simple! Now I shall tell some more about what happened back than, and what COULD have happened with the Counsel, who will hunt me down because you know about it. He he… just enjoy hearing what happened back then… please accept this as an apology of some weird alien."

"Should we take that?" Glaceon asked.

"I don't know. It IS the fault of the Counsel." Dave responded.

"

"Mommy?" Dave asked in the forests. "I am afraid… is anyone there?" His frightened face was a horrible sight, and his compass didn't work.

A few bushes moved a bit, and a Glaceon appeared.

"What are you doing out here, human?" She asked the frightened human.

"Stay away…" He responded. "Leave me alone… I want my mommy…"

"You better come with me with you want to be warm for tonight." The Glaceon slowly approached Dave, trying to cuddle him. Dave went with the creature to her cave.

Inside a little heap leafs and a little stream of water filled the cave, relaxing the scared boy.

"Is it okay for you?" The Glaceon asked. She walked over to a small chest and grabbed something out of it. It was an Eevee costume…"

SKIPPING so you can enjoy.

"

What has happened then? He is the answer…

I need to do the most horrible deed that is ethically correct! Mech-Ah thought.

"Dave… I want to give you something… so we can stay together forever." The Glaceon said. She grabbed something from the chest she kept her stuff in. "With this you will become my baby… so you never have to leave."

"I would love to stay with…" Mech-Ah froze time.

He walked up the two, grabbed the necklace and did… POKéPOKE! The power of POKéPOKE can change shape, mind, memories and more… erasing the way they thought.

"I did the most horrible deed someone or thing could ever do." Mech-Ah cried that moment for the first and only time in his life. "I am the only… single person or object that would ever dare to destroy the link between mother and child in such a way, neither would remember it. I am a demon, I did a deed only pure evilness itself could do. Not even the devil is mean enough to repeat my deed. So from this point forward… I SHALL HELP REPAIR AND FIX LOVE TO MAKE UP! DEATH TO THE COUNSEL OF ETHICAL THOUGHTS!" Mech-Ah left without a clue and let time continue.

"Sweetheart, I must let you go… go north and search for a city… don't forget about me…" Both the Glaceon as the human cried. "Keep the costume, how big you will ever get… it will always fit you…"

"I will remember you mommy… I love you forever…"

WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED: (AN: You might not get this but… eh… this part is when Dave leave's humanity and becomes her husband… sort off… I am getting confused…)

"Dave… I want to give you something… so we can stay together forever." The Glaceon said. She grabbed something from the chest she kept her stuff in. "With this you will become my baby… so you never have to leave."

"I would love to stay with you Glaceon…" Dave responded. He grabbed the Eevee Necklace and did it on, and the costume he wore for so long (AN: Well… he even bathed in it… that's something only Mech-Ah could come up with. Please see Pokémorph and the Four when I add that part.) fell off and he changed. He felt fur puncture his skin, his ears grew and more… he became a Glaceon himself. "Does this mean that…?"

"Yes…"

A few years later…

"Our babies are so big… like you back then…" Glaceon nose-kissed Dave.

"Yes… I couldn't have pictured a better future."

Yes, they imagined the perfect future, but nearing their death, the evolved Eevee children came back to their parents.

"Babies… I should have told you all that…"

A forest fire broke out, raging across the forest… killing all of the family.

THE END…"

"Mech-Ah saved us from a horrible death…" Glaceon said surprised.

"Sure… that must be what the Counsel of Ethical Thoughts meant with separating us."

"Well indeed lovers." Mech-Ah hung before the window smiling. "I was ordered… by the Counsel themselves to fix you up! They are always doing what is right for a long life."

"Why are you here?" Dave asked.

"To explain what my part in your history.

A long… long time ago I defeated Destiny… fatigued for the first time in life I held my X-Blade against her throat …

"You… you want to make everything go like you want it to! I… as philosophic thinker have decided that your view is not PC, opposite… it is something that may not happen. From this place… the moon… I shall spread my new law of nature… the law of Family. Whenever a Pokémon finds a human, he or she may use a special costume to change them temporary into a basic form of itself. A Pichu is a Pikachu finds someone. An Eevee if found by an Eeveelution… and… if both have been together for long enough… they can use a special icon… to transform the other into a actual Pokémon, with the same rules. He cannot talk to human etc… but they can detransform… but now… I shall drain all the power of the Sun shining on the moon… to destroy you and enforce my law…"

A bright light surrounds both me as Destiny. Afterwards only I stood there. Negi appeared and talked to me.

"Mech-Ah… you have a pure heart…"

"I have no heart… a single cell… simple being? Hello!"

"Anyway… the Counsel of Time has agreed to enforce your law… as for your life… you shall live and continue the life of others… you never stopped helping… and you shall not quit either…"

Then I found myself on Point Zero next to Culio and Lisa.

And that's how you came here. I must leave… I have something important to do… Doodles!"

Mech-Ah vanished in the same style he always did, making Dave smile.

"Let's go watch TV mommy!" One of the Eevee's said.

"Sure… let's go Dave…"

Dave watched the window, looking to the sky.

"Mech-Ah… whatever you do you will fix it and destroy your opponents… you are the greatest hero I ever seen… not even a TV hero can outmatch you… to bad only few have seen you…" Dave said to himself. He walked with Glaceon downstairs….

AHA! You found me. Mech-Ah Epilogue…

Mech-Ah walked up to a large house. It was darkened, and only a few windows were visible. Mech-Ah knocked on the door, which opened imminent. Mech-Ah grabbed his blade and walked inside.

"Come out Darkeye! You can't hide forever."

"Ah… Mech-Ah… you seem to have found me… Project 2.003/Darkeye, the invisible man."

Mech-Ah slashed through the sky, hitting a shadow.

"Invisible my non-existent ass." Mech-Ah smiled. "Yet another Project found. I got a few million to go."

Mech-Ah left the building dragging the corpse with him. He left a loud, emotionless laugh behind, which echoed through the house.

THE END.

Whatever.