SHITENHOUJI: Shiraishi Kuranosuke (buchou)
Method Used: Violation I
User of 'How To' Guide: Senri Chitose
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Shiraishi was not surprised when he looked up from his paperwork to see Chitose leaning against the door frame. He sighed. "Yes, Chitose?"
"You've been doing this for ages; come on out and get some fresh air," His friend came over, smiling enthusiastically. "All work and no play makes Shiraishi a dull boy, didn't you know?" With that, he all but dragged the protesting buchou out of his cubbyhole of an office.
A few rallies later, Shiraishi was indeed feeling better. That is, until Chitose flung himself onto the bench next to him and suddenly brought his hand very close to his (Shiraishi's) crotch. "What –"
The grin on Chitose's face was unmistakably evil. "Do you feel violated?"
"…" Shiraishi was, for a moment, at a loss for words. Not that anyone could blame him. He glanced at the dangerously close hand again. "Should I feel violated?"
"Probably," replied his best friend, still grinning. "I can do it again if you like."
Suddenly, Kintaro's voice could be heard. "Ne, ne, are they doing what I think they're doing?!"
"Let me go check it out." Zaizen appeared from somewhere behind the pair, unrolling a measuring tape as he went. Bending down, he meticulously measured the distance between Chitose's hand and Shiraishi. "Distance is two point nine eight centimeters, Kin-chan."
There was a deafening silence. Kintaro, naturally, was the first to break it. "EHHH?! Shiraishi's getting molested by Chitose!!"
Shiraishi's eyebrows were twitching violently. "Kindly remove your hand so that I may go and strangle that brat."
Obeying, Chitose grinned. "Which one?"
Without replying, the buchou stalked off in their kouhais' direction, and Chitose decided to leave the two kouhais at the mercy of Shiraishi's laps. He grinned, fondly stroking the 'How To' guide that was tucked safely into his tennis bag.
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THIS CHAPTER WAS WRITTEN BY MESMERIZEDBYCERULEANEYES.A/N: Wow. Credits to Shu-chan for the whole weird Zaizen thing. They're probably all seriously OOC… :-X but then, it's Shitenhouji, which really doesn't get much screen time…
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