Hello… chapter… here….Sorry, but this is a short one.

LAST TIME ON THE EPIC ADVENTURES OF THE HETALIA HEROES!

"Hi Poland." said Pony. "WhaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHT?" exclaimed Poland. "Screw you! I'm going home." declared Pony as he left.

"Ima terrorizin' civilians!" exclaimed America. "NO." replied England disapprovingly, he dragged Alfred from the store.

"Let me experiment on you." commanded Pony. "Okay!" agreed Poland. Pony gave Poland gay-beam-shooting powers.

Jamaica is a homophobe.

"Oh hey! My phone's ringing!" announced America. "I'M INTERRUPTING." replied England. "MAN PERIOD ACTIVATE!" yelled America. "…What?"

"Whiplash and Power Brows, to the rescue!"

Episode 4

"IT'S THE CRAZY JAPANESE LADY!"

"Wait, I thought you said we were going to Poland!" complained England. "Well, we kinda need to know exactly what we're up against." Alfred replied. Arthur sighed, "Stop being mature…" he mumbled, "that's my job." The two nations were standing beside the front stairs into Japan's laboratory. America turned and began to walk up those stairs, Britain followed.

When the countries entered the building, they immediately caught sight of a shiny elevator. Undoubtedly it led to the real lab where Japan would be. Alfred began to speed-walk towards the metallic doors, but was stopped. A short Japanese woman stood in the American's way. "Sorry, we aren't accepting any guests." She stated calmly. "Oh, no, it's cool. I know a couple of the scientists up there personally." America replied. The woman scrunched up her face angrily. "NO." she said firmly. "Ew, how does your face do that? It's all….wrinkly, and stuff." The American country poked the woman's face. The woman screeched loudly and caught Alfred off guard, tackling him to the ground instantly. "Holy crap!" he yelled. America lifted up his arm to stop the crazy lady from attacking his face. She confidently bit his arm. "Ow…" Alfred whined.

PEW.

A twin set of bullets flashed between America and the Japanese woman, who both looked up instantaneously. England stood before them, with a badass pose, and smoke twirling from his eyebrows. "Bitch, please." He said. The Englishman calmly strolled over to the woman and pressed a strip of cloth against her face, she blacked out instantly. America stood up with a surprised expression on his face, "Why the hell do you have chloroform?!" he demanded. "I've always had it," answered England flatly, " how else do you think I got your sorry ass to go to bed when you were a kid?" Arthur ignored the mortified expression he received in return as he silently pressed the button and waited for the elevator to open.

Inside the elevator, America stood awkwardly next to Britain. The American's horror was still plastered on his face. And, as if only the make the situation any more weird, light elevator music gracefully kept the silence in check. America was the first to speak.

"D-did you really—"

"Yes."

There was no more speaking for the remainder of the ride.

With a cute, ding! The elevator doors opened, and he situation outside of the machine was, to say the least, chaotic. Bob happily pranced around with a small ray gun, shooting it randomly. One scientist, upon being shot, turned into a duck. Japan had a mustache for some reason and was chasing Bob while yelling random profanities in Russian. England was hit in the face with some ham and fell. When he stood back up, he turned to America, "It's your turn to use your superpower." He said childishly. "But dude!" argued Alfred, "I can't use it without the song!" Arthur face-palmed, "Was it not you who said, and I quote, 'I DON'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT MAH JAMZ!'" he asked. "Yeah…about that…" America chuckled nervously. "I may have kinda sorta left the boom box at your place…"

"What?" asked Britain coldly.

"Yeah…."

"Go get it."

"Huh?"

"Go. Get. It."

"Dude!"

"Now."

"Guuuuh…" America sighed dramatically and stomped back into the elevator. England waited for him patiently, watching to chaos. The Englishman was halfway through a book that he got from who-knows-where when the elevator opened to reveal a pissed-looking Alfred. He set down his boom box, "I hate you." He remarked in monotone. With that, he pressed the play button.

I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FORTH,

I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FORTH,

I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FORTH,

No one in the room other than America heard the music, Arthur was covering his ears.

CRACK!

Silence, everyone in the lab stopped what they were doing and turned to the source of the noise. Alfred turned off the music and his cowlick returned to normal. "Okay dudes, what's going on?" he asked jokingly. "Yo! Alfred!" Bob waved his free arm wildly. "Sup dude!" America waved back happily. England sighed, knowing that America had completely forgotten what was going on. He looked around the room to find someone that hadn't been shot by whatever gun Bob had used. In the far right corner of the laboratory, a short, brown-haired Japanese man stood in the corner, panting. Britain strolled over to him, "Excuse me, could you inform me a bit on what happened here?" he asked politely. The scientist aimed an accusing finger at Bob, "It was him! He came and ruined everything!" he yelled. "Ah, yes, I figured. I just wanted to make sure." Arthur smiled, "Do you by any chance know how to reverse the effects of that gun?" The man nodded, "They have to sreep, they'r be cured by the time they wake up." England glance around the room, "Does it matter how they get to sleep?" he asked. "Not particuarry." The scientist answered. England nodded, luckily, he only needed to cure one person. "Japan! Could you come here for a moment?" Japan nodded and walked over silently, as he could only speak Russian at the moment, despite the fact that he knew English and Japanese. Before he knew it, Arthur pressed his chloroform-covered cloth to Kiku's face. The Japanese man passed out instantly.

Satisfied, England dragged Japan's unconscious body back towards the elevator. "Hey, America, help me out." He demanded as he passed the other country. "Hm? Aw… dude, what'd you do?" Alfred asked. England glared at him and he gasped, "You used the chloroform again!" he exclaimed. Arthur groaned, "Never mind, I'll carry him myself…" he took a couple steps toward the elevator, then turned around, "Okay, at least press the button for me." "Hero's don't take orders." America declared. He then grabbed Kiku and hoisted him up over his shoulder, pressed the button, and walked into the elevator. "Hero just does what he wants." Alfred mumbled. England walked into the elevator with him. America whistled to the tune of the elevator music as they waited to arrive at the lobby. When the doors opened, a growling Japanese woman was waiting for them. England's mouth was wide with horror, along with America's.

"IT'S THE CRAZY JAPANESE LADY!"

Ha! I finished! Victory dance!

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