Truth or Dare:

Chapter 4:

Round Three

Author's Note: Well... shit. I haven't updated this in ages, have I? God, 77 reviews? That's... impressive. So. Ah. I've actually changed quite a bit in the three years since this was last updated, so, ah, I apologise in advance if this isn't what you expect or even like. But, I figure, it's summer, my friends are strewn out across the country at the moment (and one's in Australia), and I'm bored. Why the hell not. Also, I'm not fifteen anymore, so this isn't going to be quite as innocent as it was. That being said, if you're still interested, nothing's stopping you from reading.

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Sirius spun the bottle, which landed on Julie.

"Truth or dare?"

Julie weighed her options. Sirius could come up with a ridiculous dare that would force her to take her top off... or he could ask her a question that she would be expected to answer honestly and candidly. She cursed herself for taking off her shoes, socks, and tie earlier.

"Tick tock, Julie, my love..."

Pursing her lips, Julie frowned. "Truth."

"Have you ever fucked anyone?" Jessie shouted, knowing the answer full well.

"Jess, Sirius is the one who gets to ask the question, not you."

Jessie rolled her eyes melodramatically, and opened another bottle of firewhisky. "It was just a suggestion..."

Julie sighed, rolling her eyes. "Whatever. Sirius? Do you have a question or are you going to have to take your trousers off?"

"Why would I have to do that?"

"Well, I would assume that if you're incapable of coming up with a decent 'truth' that the rule would be reversed, and you'd be forced to take off an item of your clothing."

"Could I steal her question?"

"It'd be better if you were to come up with one on your own."

"All right." Sirius smirked, clearly planning something. "Who have you fucked?"

Julie rolled her eyes and took a sip of her firewhisky. "Speaking candidly, do you really want names, or do you want a yes or no?"

"Names," Sirius insisted resolutely.

"First, that was a pathetic question, seeing as Jessie was asked nearly the same thing earlier, but I don't want you seeing me topless, so I'll have to go with Gareth Williams, of Ravenclaw."

"...Williams? But he's a geek!"

"He's a hot geek," Jessie amended. "Very hot geek."

"How many times?"

"Sorry, one question only. I believe it's my turn."

Juliet spun the bottle, which landed on Jessie.

"I pick dare," Jessie said before Julie could get the words out.

"I dare you to write – or call – every boy in your little black book and offer free hook ups."

"What?" Jessie cried.

"You don't have to go through with it, you just have to offer. I wanna see how many pervs you've hooked up with."

Jessie pouted. "Fine."

"Go get the book."

"Now?"

"Now."

Jessie huffed and strode up to the girls' dormitory, giving Sirius another chance to annoy Julie.

"How many times?" he asked, leaning in close to her.

"Padfoot, leave the girl alone," Remus protested.

Julie rolled her eyes at Sirius. "I neither have to nor want to answer that."

"Why?"

"Because it's none of your business?" Julie suggested.

"No, why Williams?"

"Again: none of your business," Julie sated in a clipped tone that clearly said "this discussion is closed."

Jessie came back down with her book. "Who should I do first?" she asked, giggling once she heard the words come out of her mouth.

"Whoever's in there first."

"'Kay," Jessie agreed, grabbing some parchment and a quill and setting to work.

"Seriously, Julie, why Williams?"

"He's hot," Jessie emphasised. "Why wouldn't she fuck him?"

"Don't you have something to be doing?"

"Oh, yeah," Jessie replied, going back to her "assignment." "Julie, spin for me."

Julie did so, and it landed on Sirius.

"Oooh~!" Jessie squealed. "I got it! How many girls have you fucked? We want names!"

"Who's we?" Remus and Julie asked, almost in unison.

"Okay, me."

Sirius smirked. "Hold on. I'll be right back."

After he left, Remus sighed. "Am I the only virgin here?"

"Well, I don't think Lily is anymore, if the sounds coming out of that closet are any indication..." Jessie muttered.

"I don't think she'd let him go that far yet," Julie protested.

"But she's definitely letting him do something that requires clothes to be taken off, if you know what I mean..." Jessie wriggled her eyebrows at the blatant innuendo.

Julie sighed.

"Remus, have you ever felt a girl up?"

Remus turned bright red. "I told you, I haven't. I've only ever snogged a girl."

"Oh, well, we can change that~!" Jessie decided, grinning. She turned to Julie. "This is too much work," she announced, taking off her skirt. "Now, Remus~..."

Julie decided that now would probably be a very good time to leave. Luckily (or maybe not so luckily), Sirius chose that time to reenter the common room, holding a small book.

"Thirteen," Sirius announced. "Some of them one night stands, some of them actual dating."

Julie resisted the urge to slap her forehead. "I'm almost afraid to ask if that's all actual sex."

"Yep. I went through and counted all the girls that weren't just snogging or boobs or –"

"I get it. Look, I'm almost afraid of what Jessie's going to do, what do you say we get out of here and you can give me all of their names?" No way was she going to let him get away with a number, not when she'd told him about Gareth of all people.

"Where to?"

Julie raked her mind for a spot that would be far enough away that she wouldn't have to get involved in any of Jessie's... shenanigans was a good word, but not entirely abandoned, so that Sirius couldn't try anything. "Kitchens?"

"Works for me. I should probably get some food, too. I don't want to be too hungover in the morning. Hangovers are absolutely no fun." He pouted like a child (or like Sirius, Julie wasn't really sure that there was much a difference, sex drive aside).

"You might want to put on your shirt," Julie suggested. "I don't want anyone catching us and thinking we're up to no good."

"I'm always up to no good, Julie, my love."

"I don't want any teachers to think that we're sneaking off to find a place to fuck, how about that?"

Sirius shrugged. "Fine, whatever." He grabbed his shirt, and pulled it on as he followed Julie out of the common room and down to the kitchens.

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"So let's hear that list," Julie proposed as she and Sirius sat down to some delicious Elf-made midnight snacks.

Sirius flipped through his book, before stopping at a dogeared page. "Okay, the first one was Jeanine Attebery. I was just finishing up fourth year, she was finishing up fifth. Blonde, tall, big boobs... knew more than me, and was sort of disgusted afterward, because she thought that I wasn't a virgin." He made a small face before flipping to the next dogeared page. "Cindra Rogers. Muggle. The following summer, again, not a virgin, but she was my age. Pretty, but not all that bright. Blonde hair, green eyes, not a great figure, but not a bad one, either. She wasn't so disappointed."

"Hey, Sirius?"

"Yeah?"

"Could you skimp on the details, please. You're making me sick."

Sirius pouted. "Fine, but I expect details about Williams."

"Who said I was telling you anything about Gareth?" Julie countered.

"Juliet, my love, I have fully-detailed descriptions in here. Unless you want me to get into that, I want at least the basic rundown."

"Fine. But could you please leave it with name, year, and house? I don't want to have to make the Elves clean up vomit, especially if it's induced by you talking about the girls you've shagged."

"If you insist."

"I do. Next?"

"Jocelyn Higgins, I was in fifth year, she was in fourth. Hufflepuff. Stephanie Weaver, fifth year, Hufflepuff. Amelia Bones. She was a seventh year Ravenclaw, me a fifth year Gryffindor. Marlene McKinnon, she was a fourth year Gryffindor. I actually went out with this one for a while; Rosie Dearborn. She's in our year, Hufflepuff. Jennifer Dennis, we were both in sixth year, she was a Ravenclaw." Flipping to another page, Sirius winced. "Let's just skip over this one."

"Okay, but that means that you're finding absolutely nothing out about Gareth and I."

Sirius groaned. "Fine. Aurora Montague. Incredibly sexy, blonde hair, blue eyes... Slytherin."

"...Isn't she the one that you said stalks your brother?"

"Yeah. She's bloody mental. That was last summer. Ran into her in London, one thing led to another, and.. well... she may have thought that I was Regulus."

Julie wasn't sure whether or not to laugh. It was so typical of him, but at the same time... that girl was a bloody lunatic.

"Then there's Katie Sheridan, Gryffindor, fifth year, in September. We went out on a few dates, but she was too clingy. Wendy Braddock, also Gryffindor, sixth year, October."

"That's eleven. Where are the other two?"

"I'm getting to it," Sirius insisted. "Lucy Brown, sixth-year Gryffindor, November. The last one, to date, is Ivy Moone. Hufflepuff, seventh year, last week."

"Impressive," Julie conceded. "And that's not counting the other various sexual favours, is it?"

"Nope."

"You really are a man whore."

"Hey, I'm eighteen and I've only slept with thirteen girls."

"That's not normal," Julie countered. "And you probably have all sorts of diseases from it."

"I do not."

"Really?" Julie asked.

"Really."

"Are you one hundred percent sure?"

"...Ninety-nine. I haven't actually tested or anything, but about five of the girls I've been with were virgins or had only been with one other guy."

"That doesn't mean that you don't have any nasty diseases."

"I think I'd realise if I had a disease," Sirius insisted.

"Not necessarily."

"Look, just tell me about Williams."

"Why? Jealous?"

"Of Williams? No. He's a geek."

Julie rolled her eyes. "Well, Gareth and I are friends, and we both knew that losing our virginity would be awkward, so we made a pact that if we both came of age and were still virgins, we'd help each other out. That's it."

"That's it?" Sirius repeated blankly.

"That's all you need to know."

"I've told you about every girl I have ever fucked. I think I deserve to know exactly what went on between you and Williams."

"We've done it a few more times since then; we have a sort of casual arrangement, for the purpose of practising new techniques and all."

"What kind of new techniques?"

"The kind that you're not going to find out about."

"So, where do you fuck? Random classrooms? Or is it that room on the seventh floor?"

"I'm not going to have sex on a desk, Sirius, I'm not depraved. We have certain... places that we've managed to find."

"...Three Broomsticks?"

"...No."

"Yes."

"No, really, that was only once. There were far too many people there, so we gave up on that."

"The Hog's Head, then?"

"...Maybe. I mean, it's not as clean as we'd like it, but we can't exactly get into each other's dorms..."

"There's a room I use on the seventh floor for that. It's across from the tapestry of Barnabas the Barmy. You need to walk by it three times to get it to open, and you should think something along the lines of 'I need somewhere where my fuckbuddy and I can fuck without anyone getting in', and it'll give it to you. It's very convenient for inter-house sex."

Julie gave him a half-disgusted, half-admiring look. "I don't know whether to tell you to mind your own fucking business, or ask you how the hell you found that room."

"You could thank me for the tip."

Julie rolled her eyes. "Whatever."

Sirius grinned. "You know you love me."

"I do not. Anyway, we should get back upstairs before people start waking up."

"Is it that late already?"

"Apparently."

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Author's Note: So. I updated after about three years, mainly because I was getting a little bothered by the sheer volume of reviews for this demanding that I update. I'm sorry if it's not quite what you were expecting, but I really don't think I could write in the same style I had three years ago. I'm writing the final chapter now; the denouement, if you will. I'm not quite sure why I intended Julie to end up with Sirius, as I doubt Sirius would act like he has been with a girl that he actually wanted to sleep with. Also, it killed me trying to keep their language consistent to what it has been throughout this. Please don't hesitate to tell me if I've messed it up. I don't own anything you recognise, but I do own the OCs. Also, Gareth is an awesome name. That is all.