People who love the oddity known as Tom Servo will enjoy this chapter as I bring back one of his famous alter-egos I dubbed, "The Incredible Servo" after The Incredible Hulk. You'll see why once you read. People who've watched the MST3K episode, "Night of the Blood Beast" (Which can be viewed on YouTube thanks to information from Rathe, who also inspired me to write this fic along with other MST fanfic writers. Thanks man!) will easily get what I mean. Enjoy!


Chapter 3: Servo the Hero!

Crow's POV

This was insane. Just moments ago, we were having fun like the times me and Servo, Gypsy, Cambot, the Nanites and either Mike or Joel had on the SOL before or in the middle of the movies we watched to pass the time. Now, some power hungry lunatic is trying to kill us! This overgrown turtle named Bowser already fried Gypsy, who's cowering outside the castle we're staying at! Then he has the nerve to hurt our new friends! I had to think of a way to help, but what could I do? Joel never designed me to be a fighter. Hell, I once got myself stuck in a double jock-lock and mistook a Thaw Master for a Thigh Master God's sake! Servo was crying as usual, and Cambot was busy taking pictures. Servo then said, "Oh lord in heaven, or whatever holy entity exists in this realm, please help us!" He continued to cry louder at this point.

Ned Nanite contacted us, and said, "Servo, I got a plan, but I need you to pull it off!" Servo stopped crying briefly, and said, "What is it? sniff" Ned then said, "You gotta get that star away from Bowser! if you do that, you'll sap his power!" Servo began crying again, this time louder saying, "No way, I'm to small!" Cambot then said, "Look at the majority of those people standing up to Bowser. Your bigger than most of them, and they aren't afraid!" Servo weakly retorted by saying, "But I am! What can I do?" Ned then said, "Try using your hoverskirt dude! The rest should come to you!" That's when Servo said, "Oh! What was I thinking?" Servo then began firing up his hoverskirt to fly at top speed as he shouted, "HANG ON KIDS, I'M COMING!" He then shot off like a red missle! I had a lot of respect for the little moron right now. Sure he was a crybaby and a psychopath, but at times he certainly had quite a bit of courage.

The look on Bowser's ugly mug was priceless! He had the same expression on his face that Joel had when I painted Servo to make him look like a naked human. Then there was a loud clang as Servo's head connected with the Koopa's face, sending him across the room! I shouted "S-e-r-v-o, he's the bot who took out Bowser with a single blow! GO TOM SERVO!" Servo grabbed the Crystal Star and suddenly he began to glow between a mix of blue and orange. Clay then said, "Ha, the power of the Gold Star has raised Servo's attack and defensive powers!" Bowser then said, "We'll see about that! Koopa Pack, ATTACK!" A hoard of Koopa Troopas and Goombas swarmed the castle. Servo then began spinning his torso around while keeping his head still as he knocked away the enemies with a flurrie of punches as he did his Curly Howard impression. "Whoop, whoo, whoo, whoo whoo, nyuck nyuck nyuck!"

I then saw Clay run up to Servo and say, "Servo, eat this!" He tossed Servo a strange looking red mushroom with white spots that seemed to have a smily face on the stem. Servo looked on curiously at the mushroom, but figured if it would help beat Bowser, he'd do it. So Servo ate the mushroom, and there was this weird sound, and suddenly Servo grew ten times his normal size! I then said, "It's the return of The Incredible Servo!" Servo once drank a beaker of chemicals an turned into a giant version of himself, and here he was as 'The incredible Servo' again by eating that mushroom! Servo then said, "Servo no like bad koopa!" as he suddenly charged forward, and punched Bowser clean out of the castle! Servo then roard triumphantly as he beat his gloved hands against his chest like King Kong, scaring the crap out of the remaining soldiers! The evil army fled in fear of Servo's rage! Servo returned to normal after that, and Gypsy came back in and was very proud of Servo for rushing in like that.

Peach apparently heard the whole commotion from behind the locked door, and came out to see what happened. I told her about how we convinced Servo to attack Bowser, and how that Crystal Star thing gave Servo extra muscle. Then the kooky mushroom Clay had, and how Servo became a giant again, and with one punch beat Bowser! Peach was very relieved, and told us we were welcome for however long we liked for being kind enough to risk our unatural lives to help stop Bowser. Mario finally came to, and began muttering about ravioli. Clay then said, "Sadly we have no time to celebrate. Bowser's after the Crystal Stars again, and we gotta stop him!" Servo then said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa. Background info, please." Peach sighed as she really didn't seem like talking about the Crystal Stars. Then we learned why...

It was a sad, and disturbing story. It was funny in places, but overall it was real creepy. Aparently the Crystal Stars were magical jewels created by an aincient demon who wanted to take over this world 1,000 years ago. She was defeated by four heroes, who were inadvertantly cursed afterwards and died. The Crystal Stars were hidden around a city called Rougeport. They opened a large door beneath the city were the demon slept. Apparently, a bunch of aliens tried to take over the world by using Peach as a sacrifice to take over the world! This reminded me of the movie 'The Final Sacrifice' which was one of the better B rate movies we watched on the SOL. Apparently, Clay was able to save the world, and this is also how he knew Vivian too. After the world was saved by Clay's team, a movie and hit novel were made based upon the movie and they said that we could get the whole story there.

We watched the movie, which was fantastic I must say. But then again, previously I spent my whole life watching crap, so anything seemed good at this point. After the movie ended, Gypsy said, "That was pretty scary stuff..." Servo then said, "At least there was a lot of comedy in it. Like those scenes with Bowser told by eyewitnesses, THAT WAS A-RATE COMEDY HA HA!" Cambot then said, "Servo, this is serious!" I then had to say, "Cambot's right Servo. We got ourselves in a big mess this time. And now that Bowser was beaten by you, he'll likely rip your CPU out and shove it up your ass before turning you into charcoal!" Servo then began shaking violently, then he said, "Is it too late to find a one way ticket home?" We all screamed at Servo's cowardice. Even Luigi was disgusted seeing as he's cowardly too. But at least Luigi can take action without being told once and a while, unlike Servo.

Krunch, who had been silent for a while said, "Yo, boss where did you hide the other Crystal Stars?" Clay then said, "Well, I did make a list of places in case we'd need to keep them out of harms way again." Clay left the castle for a few minutes, then came back with a piece of paper and said, "Ok, I have here a list of Crystal Star locations. I originally hid the Gold Star in the old fortress along Goomba Road. The other places are as follows:"

1: Yoshi's Island- Emerald Star

2: Congo Bongo Island- Diamond Star

3: Isle o' Hags- Sapphire Star

4: Mario Manor- Ruby Star

5: Tiger Track Island- Garnet Star

6: Nimbus Land- Crystal Star

One of the two Goombas with us, the one with the ponytail and miner's helmet said, "Wow, you hid the Crystal Stars in case we'd need them again? Pretty smart thinking." Clay then said, "Yeah, but Bowser never tries the same conqure-the-world scheme twice. Sure he kidnaps Peach all the time, but she's part of his plan for world domination sadly. He's always tried to force her to marry him so he could be the king of the Mushroom Kingdom. He sees once he get's the Mushroom Kingdom, the rest of the world would fall as the Mushroom Kingdom is the strongest and wealthiest nation in this world. With all that power, he'd take over the other countries and islands no problem. Luckelly he's none to bright most of the time, but there are times he suprises us." Clay then told us about the time Bowser stole something called a Star Rod, and how easily he beat Mario at one of Peach's parties by using it. They beat him back though, and things went back to normal, for a while.

Servo then asked, "Where's the closest one?" Mario then said, "Judgeing by the list, the closest one is in Mario Manor."

To be continued...


With the title of this chapter, it sounds like it'd be cool to take the song "all Hail Shadow" form Shadow the Hedgehog and make a parody of it called, "Servo the Hero" in honor of Servo's heroics. If they guys in charge here make an MST3K section, I plan on posting the song there if they consider doing so. And if I can find the lyrics to All Hail Shadow. If anyone has the lyrics to this song, please PM it to me. Perhaps I'll include it as a special musical number in honor of Servo's heroic act in this story.